You're standing in line at Starbucks and this guy slaps your girl's ass. What do you do?
How the fuck is this thing able to grow a beard yet I can't?
CHRIST HES SO FUCKING ANNOYING LOOKING FUCK
And this is coming from me and I'm a fucking tranny
ask him if he is pewdiepie and then tip my fedora
rape him
all white bois live to service minority dick either by being cucks or femmetraps
>>29852099
OMG He's so cute!!!!
This is what ALL white men (boys) should look like it 2016
Force feed the skeleton a hamburger
protip: he wouldn't
I chuckled before even reading the caption, and then chuckled again after reading it.
I would kick him in the vagina, seeing how he's a girl now.
1. Question how I got a girl
2. Laugh uncontrollably
3. Punch him if he tried it again
His face looks so big with those legs
>>29852157
oh no tumblr invasion has begun
Force him to fuck her
I hate when people randomly start shit and then don't follow through. You better be ready for some action bro
>>29852118
>I'm a mentally-challenged man
>tee hee
>>29852099
id do what you did, OP:
look at him with a disgusted expression, pull my girlfriend away without defending her honor, and then make a thread about it on r9k
>>29852099
TEAR OFF MY FUCKING SHIRT AND START BEATING THE FAGGOT OUT OF HIM!
>>29852118
Do you have a bf?
>>29852099
I slap his ass back
>>29852099
>those socks
>those shoes
>that skirt
>those skinny legs
what would I do? id break up with my girl, then id put a fucking trashbag over the top half of him, and fuk that boipucci
>>29852099
>implying I go to Starbucks
>implying I have a girl
If I did, and he pulled that shit, I would laugh and say "Looks like you made a new friend babe".
It's the most surefire way to make someone feel like the biggest beta on Earth. Worked in highschool once before.
>>29852193
Kek, spot on.
>>29852099
>buy him a drink
>give him a giant dose of testosterone
Smack him right in the shitter.
>>29852099
Look at himlike he's crazy. You don't just slap or grab someone ass without asking first
>>29852099
feed him to the mob of muslim outside the place
>>29852099
Figure that it was just an accident
>>29852099
Nothing, because
A) He's most likely not attracted to girls
B) I shouldn't hit girls
Rape him then throw him off the building he's standing on.
>>29852265
Not sure if it was because of how unexpected this was or how it was worded, but this post made me laugh so hard that my stomach hurts.
Thanks for that.
Realistically I would just push him and ask what his problem is. I would do this to anyone else
>>29852131
What about the fabulous Miss Lawrence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUcQq1sbWsM
>>29852099
press charges for assault and ruin his life
>>29852099
I don't think I would stop laughing.
People like this would never survive in the East Riding.
>>29852390
Niceeeeee
fuck you robot bloxbloxblox
Welp looks like I got two girls :^)
>>29852099
This that the sock tripfaggot who posting on /g/?
stare at him
autism walk towards him
always scares people shitless
>>29852099
>Starbucks
>girl
Clearly this is one of them lucid dream things.
I punch him into a frog with the power of love and continue to frolic.
Chop his legs off
Dat ass tho
original
>>29853271
>tfw sense of fashion is too shit to pull this off
>tfw will always just look like a freak
>>29853271
My dick is making it impossible to hate this guySo I'm not
>>29852099
I think I would just give him an incredulous look, like what the fuck does someone like that think he's doing acting masculine at all?
>>29852099
Slap it harder, assert my dominance.
I would rub his buttocks with my open palm and gently insert my index finger into his asshole
>>29852208
whose ass does the gf slap though?
>>29852099
More like
>You're standing in line at Starbucks and this guy slaps your ass. What do you do?
Would be better if the face was more feminine and no hint of manliness, this is disgusting as it is.
>>29852299
>uh h-hi can i please slap your ass? hehe
>>29852179
>what is sarcasm
oregano
