Post embarrassing or shameful moments from your childhood
>tfw I was the kid who almost always fucked up at bumper cars
>tfw I was the kid that got bullied in my neighborhood
>tfw I was the kid who nobody knew, even though I've gone through elementary, middle, and high school with them
I hate them so much
>born with one testicle in sack, one stuck somewhere else
>Used to shower with my dad around 1st or 2nd grade
>realize i only have 1 testicle
>point it out to parents, they schedule surgery for me
I've never told anyone, and never will.
>>29850901
>pissed myself in class
>gave a girl a card om valentines day when I was 10
obviously nothing came of it.
>>29850901
Nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger, nigger nigger nigger (nigger nigger nigger) nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger nigger nigger. Nigger, nigger nigger, nigger: nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger.
Nigger.
>7th grade
>sitting in math class next to my crush
>she drops her pencil
>i pick it up before she does
>she looks clammy and slowly tells me "y-you didnt have to do that"
That was the only girl I ever felt something for desu, I still don't know if that meant anything. It certainly doesn't seem like a polite thing to say
>be me, 8 y/o little girl
>recently got first-ever dog who thinks she's a boy
>dog does boy-dog things like humping and lifting leg to pee (she stopped after a few years)
>impressionable child is amused
>big sister's birthday, friends over
>"look at this funny thing I learned from [dog]!"
>hump sister's guy-friend's leg
>friends awkwardly laugh
>tfw still get embarrassing flashbacks over a decade later
>>29850602
I'm autistic prepare for retardation below
>meets really nice girl through my friend who actually liked me
>actually got to no her
>she was pretty
>one day when we were talking she put her hand on my leg
>due to my autism "ah that tickles!"
>build up courage to talk to her later
>sees her walking down the hall way with the arty chad at our school
>never see her again after graduation
Every memory from my life makes me hate myself even more.
>literally incapable of asking out women because I stutter every time and can't make eye contact
I hate myself so much
>>29850901
How do you fuck up at bumper cars? How do you even do that enough for it to be your thing?
