Help me get laid /r9k/
>ayooo senpai wutchu doin
YOU GOTTA LOOK AT HER PIC BRO
"HEY BABE, /WATER/ YOU DOING? WANNA GET /RAIL/ED? I'VE GOT A /MOUNTAIN/ OF DICK WAITING FOR YOU"
>>29850058
"Hey, wanna meet up at (local restaurant) at (time) on (date)?
>>29850058
OP here
Dubs decides
>>29850058
Is your name Amanda Hugandkiss?
Hi, looking for sex. Straight up no strings, wild crazy sex
>>29850093
see this do this
>>29850073
>>29850122
YES! DELIVER, FUCKER!
Waiting for her reply, original comment
Also this can be a general Tinder thread cus I've only got 1 match so far lmao
>>29850164
We're gonna get you laid tonight for sure, OP.
bump for interest fuck sleep
>>29850229
Cheers bruh
I'll post her response when it comes
Fuck off normie if you were a real robot you'd actually take this seriously REEEEE
>>29850469
>Implying puns don't get buns
Faggot
she isn't responding lads
Plus she had no bio so it's a bit sus
Tinder is such a Chad app. I was liking people to the limit for a fucking week and only got one match who does not answer to massages. That's pretty sad tbqh famala.
>>29850571
>messages
Original fix.
>>29850571
>use a better picture
>write a better bio
>don't swipe everyone because the algorithm will penalize you for that
>>29850187
>tonight
I think we missed that margin
>>29850164
God damn I love this
>>29850908
Tfw no reply
Original
The Aussie shitposting gene is real.
>>29851033
HAHAHA desperate
>>29850613
To get past the algorithim, I still swipe just about everyone, but I dislike all of the niggers and spics. Also a good majority of the gooks I ignore as well. Basically, if it isn't white, it isn't right.
Oh, and no fatties.
>>29851212
Are you trying to bait redditfags into calling you a /pol/ user?
>>29851109
That's the meme dude
>>29851033
>please respond
Why...
Would you lick my anus?
