Who here has the most beta name?
>tfw jonathaniel
>>29849524
Prove thats your actual name you lying faggot
Post some form of ID with all the other shit blocked out. I literally don't believe you.
>jonathaniel
no
>>29849524
I'm not sure if this is beta because it's my non-American name; Qiyou. But everyone just calls me Skye
Will
the most original fkimg comment in the world
Taylor
oregano originialo
Jonothon
Marshall
Fucking why dad? I've never met another Marshall in my life. It's not a Chad name. I was doomed from birth.
>>29849677
This honestly. Every male Taylor I've met in real life has been a total beta cuck.
>>29849705
t...thank you sempai
>>29849696
Marshall?
My best friend in High School had this name, but he only had one L.
>>29849524
Did your parents hate you that much
>>29849705
just fuck my fucking motherfucking shit up
>even looking at Taylor spelled out it looks weird
thanks mom and dad
>>29849524
>tfw my name is Mads
Alpha or beta?
>>29849848
That's Danish, right?
I always thought that it sounded cool.
DAMN IT GUYS THEY MIGHT AS WELL NAMED ME GAYLORD
>parents named you after Laurence Taylor, the 80's football playing nigga
>autocorrect corrects you to Taylor Swift
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
>>29849787
mum* and dadoregano
>>29849911
>mum
this is Murica goddamnit
My fucking mom named me Mickey.
Randy, oh and fuck you south park.
>>29849848
Mats is hella alpha. Nice life-roll danskjevel.
>>29849944
HEY MICKEY YOURE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY MICKEY! HEY MICKEY!
I feel bad for girls named Eileen.
COME ON EILEEN
>>29849524
>Ethan
How's my name?
JENNY I GOT YOUR NUMBER
8 6 7 5 3 OH NIGHEEIN
>>29849993
Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up, proud of you!
And how is your chub and tuck doing?
>>29849524
I once worked with guy called Lucy, he was a really nice guy, but I can't even begin to imagine the amount of shit he must have got for it at school.
ROXANNE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT OUT THE RED LIGHT
CAROLINE
CAROLINE ALL THE GUYS WOULD SAY SHE'S MIGHTY FINE
women have it worse.
don't mind me, just a man named "paris"
>>29850040
Literally knew some faggot was going to reply with that.
Happens every time.
>inb4 I'METHANBRADBERRY
I've heard them all and none of them are funny.
>>29850084
were you homeschooled or something
that's a very homeschool name
>Richard
originiano
>>29850104
amazingly i actually was
don't understand how any person can think that would be good for a developing child
>>29849524
Evan, I have always hated my name
>>29850116
Richard? Rich? Richie? Dick?
at least you have versatility man
>>29850137
Evanessence
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
if you didn't post your given name in this thread you are a coward.
don't even get started on last names
>>29849978
>>29849905
Th.. thanks guys. Yeah its danish
>>29850291
why couldn't my parents name me something cool like Hans or Anders to reflect our Scandinavian heritage?
>>29850338
>Anders
That name really dropped in popularity.
IsElijaha beta name? I'm really beta, but every other person I've met with that name is a Chad or an extreme normalfag.
>>29850354
Norwegian bro?
teach me the ways of our ancestors...
>tfw a Norwegian-German mutt stuck in America
I have a normal name but the reason for having this name is totally beta.
My name is Buzz-Noah which is pretty normal where I am from. However the reason I have that name is that my mother would only have sex with my father if he read her bible stories in the voice of Buzz Aldrin. So that is how I was conceived. They tell everyone who visits the full story. It is humiliating. I just tell people my name is Buzz.
>tfw Jonathon
>>29849993
it sounds alpha
>>29850388
That's a cool name in my opinion.
"Hey, Buzz! What's happening, my dude?"
Oh yeah.
Americans generally have terrible names.
Hunter, Mason, Cooper, Logan, Taylor, Jackson, Carter, Landon, Tyler, Parker, Chase, Blake etc.
Surnames as first names are insta-fag.
>>29850366
jew or extreme christian name
possibly negro
>>29849524
Hunter.
Beta as fuck.
>>29850421
let's hear your given name, oh omnipotent judge of names?
>>29850448
This thread is about shit names.
Stop sperging out.
>>29850427
Not that guy you replied to, but I meet all kinds of people with that name outside of your generalizations.
>>29850461
scared? hah. fucking pussy
>>29850502
My name isn't more beta than Jonathaniel, let alone 90% of the other beta names in here, so I didn't feel the need to post it.
>>29850523
BECAUSE IT'S MORE EMBARASSING
COWARD
>>29849524
Victor.
fuck
>>29850539
Do you happen to have a surname as a first name?
>>29850523
Post your name, you fucking faggot.You read this text because I wanted you to.
>>29850551
Victory!
nothing to be ashamed of man.
unlike the cowards who talk shit but don't have the guts to post their own name.
>>29849524
>tfw Buckley
>>29850577
Delta, pls.
>>29850558
do you happen to be a faggot who isn't playing fair with your name?
yes you are. tell us or fuck off
My name is Hillarion and that's fucking painful tbqh.
>>29850577
>>29850614
The question OP posed is:
>Who here has the most beta name?
My name isn't the most beta name here so I therefore don't need to post it. Sorry, Logan and Tyler.
>>29850596
Buckle your seatbelts!
you guys all have cool names dunno why you're ashamed
>>29850637
fucking coward. leave. your official name is Faggot.
Victor, I actually like my name
>>29850644
shut the fuck up, thats literally the 23rd time someone has said that
kill me fampai
remember that guy named Dongus,
>>29850689
sorry man
at least you had the guts
unlike Faggot here
>>29850637
I love how you keep dodging the "request". Your name must be a truly stupid and beta one.
Paul
Ugh
>>29850631
So do you prefer to just be called Hill? I know I would. Feel like I lucked out with names with just Daniel.
Adrian. When I was at school, my teacher told the entire class that my name comes from a Roman emperor.
Since then, everyone calls me Adrianus.
I hate that fucking teacher, shit I hope she has died painfully.
>>29850736
Dirty Dan. my man.
guys don't be ashamed of the nicknames. you had the courage to tell us.
Faggot is still scared to tell us. hah
>>29850745
dude don't be ashamed of being named after an Emperor. that's legit as fuck!
>>29850831
Yeah, I like my name, but people calling me Adrianus it's strange, and I think they do it to laugh at me.
>>29850736
People usually call me Larry or Lars. I actually hate the first one but I am too beta to say something about it.
parents named me after the most random state in america. not even american fuck me up
>>29849524
Hmmkek godo
>>29850860
well then tell them what you want to be called and don't answer to anything but that.
Taylor here and people tried to call me Tay-Tay? fuck no. every individual has the RIGHT to be referred to as they like. It's YOUR name. not theirs.
>>29850910
I will try, but people of my country are fucking retards. Even more retarded than american normies.
>>29849696
Eminem is that you?
>>29850910
you have a NAME damnit don't ever let anyone dehumanize you. they will refer to you as you want to be addressed by or they will not refer to you at all. stand up for yourselves guys!
>>29850887
Go to sleep Atlanta
what about ethan?
i think it souns beta.
>>29850338
>to reflect our Scandinavian heritage?
Mads is only used in Denmark and Mats is only used in Scandinavia. Hans might aswell be german and we already have an uncle called Anders
>>29850944
normies are EVERYWHERE
not just in America. don't put up with their shit. Ever. even if your name is Alexander and you hate being called Alex.
your name that you prefer is your identity so don't ever let someone fuck it up.
>>29850997
are you Norwegian sir?
Sven.
A pretty stereotypical European name. But it's not so common where I'm from.
Not sure if beta, but it does sound like a meek, mild mannered name to me.
>lol goran eriksson
Whenever you point out that someone has the same name as someone famous, you should know that person has heard it hundreds of times already.
>>29851045
danish
>>29851053
ah
I see
Danish sir
>tfw you will never know the mother tongue
Mitchell, if it didn't rhyme with bitch I would be ok with it
>>29850097
IMETHANBRADBERRY
haha.
>>29851047
Viking name be proud!
Scandinavian guys please don't be sad us American Scandinavian diaspora look up to you guys!
Florian. It's a common name where i'm from but i feel like once i move to america i'll get laughed at
>>29849524
You could go by Jon, Jonathan, Nate, Nathan or even fucking Jonny or Jack. Your name is easy to work with, just don't go by the full length version of it and you have many normie names to choose from.
>>29851105
no
you will be swimming in the pussy
>>29850788
I think Faggot left the thread. Poor babby couldn't take the teasing.
>>29851122
I know
it's gotta be something like Gaylord
maybe he goes by Greg
either way he is a coward
>Aaron
My parents probably just opened the book of names and chose the first one, though they deny doing this
>>29851157
not bad man not bad at all
>tfw named Jack
A nice solid name, not too chad, not too robot
>>29850040
fuck off normienormie fuck off
>>29851157
Aaron is a good strong Biblical name.
It's not bad in the slightest.
>>29851218
you can be an undercover agent!
do it for great justice
>>29849993
i know your pain, we share the same name. i'm fucking sick of people and the fucking h3h3 memes.
>>29851218
am also named Jack, i liked it much better as a child
>Chadwick
just remember guys, Chad's name sucks too
>>29851243
no need to be mad, my dude
My name is Ryan
Original comment
>>29851352
literally the most normie name. get outta here
>>29850388
Holy fuck I'm crying underrated post.
>tfw named ross
My parents said they named me after Ross from friends, who is a complete loser in the show. Thanks mom, "dad" who raped my sister and ruined her life which in turn ruined all of our lives because she became mentally unstable and ran away constantly and cut herself assaulted my mom and me and threatened to kill us while we slept yet never got into serious trouble until she was 12 and only recently has she been acting normal. I hate you dad, i hate you so much, one day i will find you and kill you.
>>29849524
>Who here has the most beta name?
August. Fucking hate the name.
>>29851413
Why? You should feel ready conquer most of Europe with that name.
>>29851413
Augustus
Emperor of Rome
you have nothing to complain about man read the thread
Alexander
and my last name translates to:
>>29849677
>>29851477
how?
from what language
no way
>>29849848
Nothing special but that actor made it sound good.
>>29850084
Oh gosh. That is the hottest name ever. Are you bi? I will literally fucking house you and provide gaming shit to you if you are at least borderline decent looking.
>>29850084
It's sounds awful in english but it's actually a chad name in greek. Paris literally started a war with his dick!
Zac.
Not even short for anything.
>>29850831
>tfw emperor Hadrian was a faggot
charlie
beat that fags
>>29851493
Greek. Why are you surprised? Professions as last names are common in every country.
tfw Ivan
NO IM NOT FUCKING RUSSIAN!!11
>>29850116
Oh, another Richard. I've never been called "Dick" because i dont live in english speaking countries. I personally like when people shortens name into Rich because Richard sounds too formal and long.
>>29851819
t. Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich
>>29851011
Terrible advice. Best way for a nickname to stick is to show that you don't like it..
>>29849696
Marshall's a cool name desu. I guess it is a little unconventional here in the UK.
Would Elias be considered a beta name?
I have since had my name legally changed but for the first 20 years of my life my name was fucking 'Fropi'. My parents met over a Frozen Pizza at the supermarket which is why I had such a stupid name. My middle name was 'Slice' and still is, I thought I should show them some respect and keep that name.
They didn't even care they thought it sounded french so people wouldn't make fun of me. I got bullied at school though because I told the other kids what my name meant. They used to put peas on my head and laugh about how they were 'topping their pizza'.
My name is Siebren, I have no idea about what I should think of it.
>>29852393
>Fropi Slice
the first one sounds gay but you may pass it over as a name at the very least. But the second one. Jesus Christ your parents are genuinely retarded.
>>29852206
I knew a douchebag Chad with that name when I was in high school. Still fucking hate him. Not because he was Chad, but because he was a dick to me for no reason and was cool with everyone else, so no one believed me when I said he acted like an asshole towards me.
>>29852393
What did you change your name to?
>>29850882
When you first meet someone, introduce yourself as Lars. That's half of the battle right there, for the ones who call you Larry right now, next time they do just ask them to call you Lars from now on, and that you hate Larry. Then ignore when they use the name Larry.
>>29849696
Well you share a name with one of the most popular and widely used guitar amplifier manufacturers.
>>29852062
>uncommon
>when the UK is where Marshall comes from
Sorry Muhammad, but you should leave. You and chavs are the reason for that.
>>29852507
Max Power
Jamal
I'm the whitest boy in Ohio
>>29849524
GAYbriel here
>>29851819
stop posting Jordan you faggot
I have a friend, his name is Zorro no joke
>i'll never be named Wolfgang
>>29851218
>>29851306
Also a Jack, rhymes with thousands of shit.
>Jack black bum crack
>tfw Keegan
I just want to date a pretty girl also named Keegan. It'd be cute.
>>29853060
In my country that is slang for cool guy, or atleast "keeg" is slang for it. But some people call themselves "Keegen". Because it's the opposite of geek
Andreas and I'm not even acnekun.
>>29849696
Google Marshall Krupcheck desu
>>29850338
>>29850354
>mfw the only Norwegian I've ever met was called Anders
>>29849524
Named Andy Bucker op. It's a pretty cool name. People think I'm sly motherfucker and call me addblocker cause block one and block them all you know what I'm saying?
>Callum
Fucking end it lads
Mehdi
i think it's okay though I don't like it that much
>>29852206
Elias from Platoon was cool as fuck so you have that going for you at least
>George
is my name ok? or stupid as fuck?
My name is Kelly, and I am a guy!
>>29855072
Callum is a chav name. Neither alpha nor beta.
>>29849524
>Jeremy
in middle school i was called germy, in high school it fell off. i was pretty normie in high school, fucked a black chick had some chad friends. it was a good time, wish i could go back.
>>29850084
Knew a guy named paris. He was a pretty weird
>>29851011
Funny, cause my full name is Alexander, but I always prefer Alex. I even sign with that, and my parents constantly tell me I should use my full name. But fuck that.
Not a bad name imo. Other than the obligatory "Lol Alexandra, I slightly changed your name to make you a girl".
I'm hoping to have sons one day, and I always liked the names Roy and Leon.
>>29855078
i think it sounds cool and looks cool written
Clearly, Kelly is the most beta guys name here!
>>29855190
thanks man
originalo
>>29855061
N-not particularly.
>>29855078
Sounds like a poo in loo name. Maybe arab?
>>29855336
yeah i'm tunisian
>>29855388
kys murtad
>tfw name is unusual enough that if you posted it then someone would definitely recognise it
>>29855420
kek
muy originalo
>>29849524
>tfwBermuda
>>29849696
MAHMS SPAGHETTI
>thorben
>name literally starts with thor
>still a beta
Tom
Fucking kill me
>tfw your name is "oliver"
>>29855671
Just go by Olly/Ollie and you'll be fine.
Bitches love an Olly.
>>29849642
>everyone just calls me Skye
*tips fedora*
Tfw Conor.
I have such a beta rare name, and it sounds girly. Definitely not a chad name, I was doomed from birth.
I'm so embarrassed I can't even post it
is Franklin beta
>mfw lilah
>nobody knows how yo pronounce my name
>its always fucking lee-la or some weird shit
>tfw your parents call you by your middle name and insist that it your actual name
>tfw you insist to everyone that it is your name
>tfw you have to explain to every teacher that your shitty first name is not your "name"
>tfw you don't know what to put down on forms
>tfw you have two middle names
>>29855945
how do you pronounce it ?
>>29855968
My parents named me some ultra slav shit tier name that no one can pronounce. And the pronunciation of it that people made trying to sound it out sounded like a nigger name..
Theodor. I don't know how to feel about it.
>>29849524
Nathan
I mean, I think it's cool, thoughts?
>>29855945
>everyone pronounces my name exactly how it's spelt
How shocking
>tfw kyle
Any opinions on the name Luke? Never had any prob with it other than older people calling me Cool Hand Luke, but even that isn't too bad.
>christian
is there a more beta name? not even a christian desu
>>29851371
This would have made me pretty sad if you hadn't been named after Ross from Friends.
Nelson
it makes me feel autistic but i'm not
xxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzxxxxxxxxxb asuuuuuuuuuuuqwbbbbbbbbbbb
Mark is my first name but I go by my middle name, Patrick.
When you say em both it sounds pretty badass... Mark Patrick
>tfw my name is Ruben
>>29855854
Yeah because my birth name is hard for Americans to pronounce. So I chose to take an American name because people butchering my name makes things awkward.
>>29850448
>>29850502
my god you are a sperg
>>29856331
I knew a guy named Ruben who was pretty awesome, very nice guy
>>29856385
People think i am a jew when they hear my name
>>29851218
My name is Jack also. it's a good name, but easy to make fun of.
Tfw Peyton...
Fucking most beta name.
Meet more girls named Peyton then guys.
Save up for a name change?
>>29855762
not after game of thrones
>>29849524
Sirlancelot, all one word.
The worst part is my parents insisted that no one call me Lance, which is a pretty gay name but at least somewhat normie.
my name's JV as in "Joseph Victor [greek shitting noises]"
>>29849524
this cannot be a name
>>29849524
I know that feel, bro. My name is Alexavier.
Fuck my parents.
Aidan here
>>29850388
>my mother would only have sex with my father if he read her bible stories in the voice of Buzz Aldrin
WHAT THE FUCK
gaylord
i know, fuck you
>>29855945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ8BoYEgy1I
@4:11
>>29856304
I like it, though. I'm really fond of the name Patrick.
>Jonathaniel
>http://names.whitepages.com/first/Jonathaniel
KEK
>>29856737
Is your mother an Alex and your father a Xavier?
>>29856918
Nah, my mom just thought those two names sounded good mashed together.
Nolan here
>Kai but not japanese
End me familias
>>29856966
Sounded good at first but then I realised it's the sound a dog makes when you kick it.
>kaikaikaikaikaikaikai
Matthew checking in. I'm guessing there's at least a hundred others browsing right now
Aron but I kind of like it the two A version looks retarded to me. still pretty beta though
>>29857127
Cute Pokemon lad
>>29856966
thats not even a japanese name familia
like sure there are probably a bunch of japs named kai but i have heard of kais in russia and scandinavia and germany
i know the name from the original snow queen story
Jacob-Howard.Is it a really gay name?Should I commit suicide?
>>29857196
thanks mate no one ever seems to call me out on it though suprisingly guess not that many people watch pokemon
>http://www.businessinsider.com/how-your-name-affects-your-success-2015-8?IR=T
>tfw handicapped by your parents
>>29857220My parents named me after the story
>>29857237
Kinda. It mostly sounds like a rich kid name.
>>29855109
Its a bit better than ok
>>29849955
Randy is the oddest name that's actually still a name (not like OP's bullshit)
>>29856952
Nolanberollin
>>29857350
Really?My family isn't really rich at all.My dad was in the military.Died in service to bring some spice to my childhood.Barely remember him.My mother's a university professor.None of them really make(or made in case of my father's case) enough money so I can consider myself a rich kid.
>>29856190
Same here. Never met a non beta Kyle.
>>29857549
I didn't say you were rich, geez...
at least none of you are Henry
Ariel (male)
>>29849524
You guys tell me.
>Jesus
>>29850155
>>29850116
fellow Richards
I've always felt uncomfortable when people call me rich or richy. It just feels weird since everyone just calls me Richard
Gavin, not as bad as most ITT but I still think it sounds stupid as fuck
>tfw Kasper the fucking ghost.
>Tfw Aloysius
Should I just end myself?
>tfw Migual Dudi
>>29849524
The most beta names are unisex names, at least people know you're a guy when they read your name. My name is fucking Casey. I've never met another male Casey. It's a fucking retarded name.
>>29858688
Indeed. The name Casey makes me imagine a not so bright girl with an annoying high pitched voice who uses the words "like" , "totally" and "whatever" way too much.
My own name is pretty Gotfried-Wilhelm. It is a combination of my both grandgrandfathers name from both mother's and father's side.
People call me Will.
Caleb (cay-luhb)
beta name but unique enough
inb4 cah-lehb
inb4 caa-leeb
>>29858907
>The name Casey makes me imagine a not so bright girl with an annoying high pitched voice who uses the words "like" , "totally" and "whatever" way too much.
It's because it rhymes with Stacy.
>>29858688
I think Casey is a cool name for a guy.
It makes me think of Casey Kasem and Casey Jones.
>tfw fat beta robot
>named Chad
It's like I'm living a lie
Cameron
Is this an ok name
Is my name beta? It's Lorenzo
>>29859580
Sounds cool imo.
>>29859591
Italian names are chad by default, I hate them all.
>>29859630
Thank you senpai
Mute go away
>>29850421
>Surnames as first names are insta-fag
Can confirm. Same in Australia, so many scum kids with surnames as first names. Plus heaps of jaydens, braydens etc. all trash
>>29849677
Haha my middle name is Kelly Taylor.
>>29849524
Jonas
but its not a beta name its dank
Roman Butler
