>r9k can't play this because it requires leaving your mummys basement
top kek. rekt by life
>not hiring some guy to cath them with your Iphone and then when you get a shitload of them sell the phone+account x10 the original price.
why would I have any interest in playing this game?
it's like if you said
>r9k will never dance with their friends at prom
I don't want to. I have no interest in doing that.
>>29848395
>drove up and down main street in my town and got 200 pokeballs in 20 mins
are there seriously people here who don't have cars? haha
>>29848437
how do you know about it then?
>no battle system
Looks like normies got their easy game.
>>29848395
I have no interest in pokemon anyway.
>>29848486
>how do you know about it then?
because the internet is having a collective pant shit about this game
>tfw had an excuse to take a nice walk at night
maximum comfy
>>29848523
>he reads about games
>but has no interest in them
nice try reject kek. so embarassing
This is almost literally geocaching, why should I have any interest in it?
>>29848542
because you can screenshot and post "remember this from elementary school? hahah" on facebook and get 700 likes from all the normies
pokemon go is a toy, not a game. you think real autists that play paradox games and dwarf fortress and starcraft are even interested in that bullshit? you have underestimated me again, normie.
>>29848539
>reads about games
I never said I read about games anon
but there have been many, many threads about pokemon go on /r9k/ and other places I read
>>29848556
Again, why should I have any interest in it?
>>29848568
nice excuses brother
bet your crying right now at your door having an anxiety attack cause you cant leave but you just wanna play pokemon top kek
rekt by a video game kid
>>29848563
>paradox games
>not spiderweb
>starcraft
>meme fortress
good job outing yourself, normie.
>>29848539
Some weak ass trolling, bro.
Shit's all over the internet. You can't not see it.
>>29848641
>goes looking for pokemon games
>pretends its an accident
top kek face it kid your crying right now because you cant leave your house because you got a double chin and you dont want chads from highschool to see you ever again
>>29848539
You're one funny anon.
>>29848474
>being such a fat cunt you drove around and broke immersion
true gamers like me rode our bikes. because ash is like 10 years old and only rides bikes in the show
>>29848542
Are you implying geocaching isn't fun?
>>29848714
i'm 6'3", 158 lbs
>>29848596
That projection tho
I caught these.
>game has infinite resources
>neetfags have infinite time
Why don't neets just raise an army of super powerful Arcanines and monopolize gyms around cities? Like a neet mafia.
actually it's because it doesn't work on my ihpone 4s
>>29848539
Are you retarded? Genuine question
>>29848766
Yes, it isn't fun. Anything that forces me to leave the house isn't fun.
>>29848885
>neet and shit phone
double rekt
>>29848796
sure you are 3 chin
>>29848803
>that projection tho
literally projecting yourself onto me kek
>>29848894
found the neet kek. gg son
>le me playing Pokemon Go on campus
>Go to a starbucks to train my bitchin' Charizard like a boss
>Meet some cute girls wearing the Love Pink clothing brand all huddled together
>They're playing Pokemon Go
>Me Gusta
>Have a Socially Awesome penguin moment as I approach them and bring up how cool Pokemon is
>"OMG yaaassss I feel like I'm 10 years old again"
>[Wanz voice] This is fucking awesome!
>We beat the Gym battle and bae catches Onyx
>She names the Onyx after me
>Before saying goodbye we trade numbers and 3DS friendcodes (fuck yes, she's a gamer too!)
Gentlemen I require maximum brofist because this was a triumph, im making a note here HUGE SUCCESS
>>29848395
>want to play pokemanz
>your phone does not support this version
>>29849105
good bait
originally
>>29848395
>bottom of the line Samsung phone doesn't have a magnetometer in it so I can't do the sweet AR thing with it
What is even the point?? Have to go outside and I don't even get to see Pokemon overlayed on the real world.
>>29848395
I met an awkward girl in a pikachu hat today. I was with my friends and nervous but i got her name. i'm going to go back and drop a module and see if i can't hang out with her some.
>>29848395
I actually just got back from playing! Had a fun time with my brother :3
>>29849254
I know your pain anon
asdfgdgjk
I started it up, caught a squirtle on my computer desk, then I realized I would have to go outside and down the street to find another one.
I uninstalled it.
I don't know why I'm like this.
I can't fucking run it my phone is too god damn old REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29848395
>he can't spoof his gps coordinates
leave this place
>>29849425
enjoy your ban, cuckboy
>>29849425
teach me, pls
original toast
I only play phone games on the toilet anyway
I got made fun of earlier this year for playing pokemenz on my 3ds in public and then this shit happens. This happens all the time with games, it's such bullcrap.
>>29848612
>spiderweb
Good shit anon
>>29848395
Tfw galaxy s3 and no 3/4g
Jokes on them, don't want to play normie tier Pokemon game, I want to play the old ones, but together.
>>29848395
>tfw no friends
I want to walk around town tomorrow so I can catch some stuff would that be weird if I went by myself?
>Living in some end of the world villiage with shitty 3G reception, no landmarks and weak GPS signals
doesn't really matter, the game wont come out for at least some weeks in europe anyway
>>29850309
That game is utter shit once you complete it
>>29848437
>I don't want to. I have no interest in doing that.
Damn well said, anon. I feel this feel.
>>29849254
>want to play pokeymangz
>windows phone
I love the OS but damn.
fairly irresponsible to create a game for kids that requires them to wander off
pedos dream
How long will it take to create real life turf wars between the teams in Pokemon GO and people start stabbing each other over gyms?
>>29850350
Most towns have a "no singles" policy so if you're seen walking alone you'll likely be stopped and harassed by the police.No, you silly autist.
>>29851254
>people start stabbing each other over gyms?
I saw a pokemon go player today. Fat, balding, graphic tee and le manly reddit beard. My guess is the stabbing will start never.
>>29848395
Who cares? It looks like shit the interface is garbage and the gameplay is unappealing as fuck. Only idiot normies would be interested in Pokemon go
>>29849105
God damn this was cringe worthy. Is this really how Reddit talks?
I went outside
I
>>29852332
Origi digi
>>29852395
Ratat
>Gym is at a playground
I've caught so many Pokemon in my home alone, but this game is boring as fuck given that you don't battle the random encounters
>>29848474
>drove up and down main street in my town and got 200 poke balls in 20 mins
Top kek.
