Here we go.
>promiscuous
>tattoos
>piercings anywhere besides her ears
>fat
>disfigured
>dresses too revealing
>doesn't have a career path
>thinks she is superior to me
>thinks she is inferior to me
>wears too much lipstick or makeup
>uses tumblr, 4chan or reddit
>single mother
>she is loud, and swears as part of her constant personality
>redhead
>into weird sexual fetishes
>is a ponyfag or is into other weird Internet fads/philosophies
>dyes hair beyond her natural color
>has violent tendencies beyond defending herself from legitimate danger
These have been my standards for a while now, so I will not listen to anybody that does not like them.
>>29848290
wow, so people responded to the femanon 'red flags for guys' thread, but not mine?
Fuck you, /r9k/. Fuck you.
>>29848684
We see this thread every day, man. It's getting boring.
But why are you against weird sexual fetishes?
Idk, tattoos are pretty normal these days, OP. It's too common now.
> Disfigured
> Not going for the real life Katawa Shouju
Do you enjoy getting gangraped and having your asshole destroyed by your fellow black homosexuals?
What's wrong with girls who think they are inferior to me?
>>29848684
because we dont see a problem with it thats why
i dont know what a salad looks like captcha ;_;
>>29848684
>he thinks femanons exist on /r9k/ and they aren't just obvious bait threads
>he thinks anyone cares about his personal standards as laid out by some slovenly NEET permavirgin on a board made for societal rejects
>>29848684
In no particular order except the first two:
>dislikes/doesn't especially like animals
>isn't disgusted/enraged by animal neglect/abuse/meat/dairy/animal consumption/factory farming industry/fur farming industry/laboratory testing on animals/animal experimentation/puppy mills/petstores/petgroomers/pettrainers/circuses/zoos/bull bullfighting/rodeos/recreational hunting/any other savage exploitation of non human animals
>is a marxist of any variety
>is an islam/muslim apologist
>is an apologist of ghetto thuggish black culture
>is a feminist
>is a postmodernist
>is an "anti-racist"
>is anti-gun ownership
>is anti-freedom of speech
>is an anti-capitalist
>is a communist
>is a multiculturalist
>is scandinavian
>is homosexual/bisexual
>can't carry a conversation
>is unreasonably unfit
>has any piercings anywhere other than her ears
>has ear gauges
>has tattoos visible in anyway other than being completely nude
>has a vaginal roast beef special
>is an extreme extrovert
>gossips about people instead of discussing their ideas
>has no sense of humor
>has gargantuan breasts
>has a gigantic ass
>has a flat ass
>doesn't have very long hair
>doesn't have voluminous hair
>is psychotically muscular
>has no muscle definition whatsoever
>doesn't like stargazing
>hasn't a wide variety of interests
>has no self discipline
>thinks anime/manga/video games are unacceptable forms of entertainment and escapism
>condemns pornography/has been in it
>cannot articulate an argument regardless of what it may be
>dislikes exercising/reading/listening to music
>is messy and unorganized
>can't/won't cook
>isn't an anti-natalist or has the ability to birth children
>condemns usage of cannabisis/is one of those 420blazeit talk about how high I am all the time' people
>>29848290
>be me
>tattoos
>lip piercing
>i dress revealing sometimes so ok
>no career
>a both superior and inferior to everyone around me
>tumblr, 4chan
>i swear a lot
>fetishes
>ponyfag also /b/ fluffy
>natural blonde, black hair right now used to be blue
I don't think you'd like me, OP
>>29849804
I fucked up the greentext on the second one, shit
anyways, if you read all that shit, congratulations, there was way too much more to list, but luckily there's a text limit, now you may call me a faggot especially since this is all theoretical as I wouldn't ever be with a woman or pursue one anyway
>>29849864
http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose
ORIGINAL FUCKING POST
>has a vagina
All you need to know
>>29849864
>/b/ fluffy
it doesn't get any more autistic than this
>women
>implying there's anything BUT red flags with that whole disastrous meme
Gr8 b8 OP
>>29849804
>Scandinavian is a red flag
Who hurt you?
>>29850369
You shut your gosh dang mouth about fluffys.
>>29849864
>good start
>I like
>hot
>fun to watch others look and know they can't touch
>keep the house clean while I work and deal
>Iktfb
>both a good for their own reasons
>me too
>probably a few in common
>might be a sticking point, depends
>dying hair is fine
8/10 I would give you a try
>>29850432
I own a custom made rainbow dash plushie and a rainbow dash onsie. And the fluffy thing would just involve me occasionally making you look at my screen for something even I found to be shocking. Could you handle it?
>>29850458
Oh, that's all. That's kinda cute actuallyi have two German shepherd plushies I sleep with
I have no problem with functioning bronies, have 3 of them as friends from the Uni Boardgame club
>>29850492
>functioning bronies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29850514
I haven't watched anything past season 3 either. I don't even think I count as a brony anymore.
>>29850527
>tfw you'll never snuggle him in his rainbow dash onesie while playing vidya and browsing /b/ for laughs and cringes
It's not fair damnit
>>29848290
>thinks she is superior to me
Even a female is superior to you, you autistic fat sperglord faggot.
>>29848290
These are basically mine as well
