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What would you rather be: A) a beta male virgin asian with a
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What would you rather be:

A) a beta male virgin asian with a genius iq who has the ability to earn $100,000s a year. still has a lot of spare time to play vidya

a used up asian waifu will come to you later in life

B) a poor ghetto Tyrone with incredible athletic abilities that fucks a few 8-9/10 white girls a week, but lives life on the edge as a coke dealer

C) or a somewhat mentally ill normie/semi-chad that gets into longterm stable relationships with 7/10s, but can't pick up or casually hook up with girls.

no guarantees if your gf is a backstabbing whore or not
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>>29847595
definitely C
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C
C
C
PLEASE
C

They really wouldn't have to be 7/10s too. That's way high (for me).
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A obviously

That'd be awesome
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B.

Since I am Tyrone I have a lower IQ and won't be able to realize the plight of my situation and just be able to enjoy life.

Being C I feel like you would always end up wanting more from life. A sounds like something that would be easy as fuck for me to obtain and if that was all I wanted out of life I would already have been living that.
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>>29847901
I'm black and my IQ is very 135.
Not all black people have a low IQ ;)
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>>29848202
you fucked up ;)

>>29847595
A would be cool, I'm already C but poor as fuck.
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C)

Im at a point of my life that i just want to be like my dad
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>>29847595

A, of course. There is simply no contest here
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>>29847595
A is the only correct answer
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B, because poor ghetto tyrone will think his life is the shit, and therefore I'll think my life is the shit.
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>>29847595

A is basically me except I'm a fastfoodcuck with no spare time with low IQ so I'll take that. You could probably buy a faithful mail order bride with that money to replace the roastie too.
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>tfw make 220,000 a year driving a fucking bulldozer in a mine

I can't even say I made it because my job is a fucking bulldozer making ramps for haul trucks and moving dirt
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I think a.

I'm a white guy but I can't bring myself to sleep with a girl anyway and I don't hold out any hope for 'love' in this lifetime, so I'm practically a eunuch already.

Also as a pale guy, having asian skin would be amazing - I may look somewhat more 'soft' and 'effeminate' to trashy roasties, but I'd feel a lot more comfortable in my skin and able to wear clothing and go outside more without feeling self-conscious.
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>>29849097

You really make that much? How old are you? Is this in Australia? Did you need much training to get the job? Do you feel safe, I mean isn't it risky as hell being in a mine?
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Im basically already C.

My relationship causes never ending anxiety.
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>>29849159
I'm 24. The blade on my dozer is as big and wide as a one story home. I live in Alberta, Canada. I took a $5000 course to learn heavy equipment shit, that's it.
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>>29847595
i'm A already and it's pretty ok except I'm not genius iq

definitely not marrying a girl any time soon
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>>29849196

How long did the course take and did it involve a lot of interaction with normies?

I'm still interested in whether you feel safe on the job, or whether the super-high pay is sortof a 'risk' payment.
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>>29847595
>A) a beta male virgin asian with a genius iq who has the ability to earn $100,000s a year. still has a lot of spare time to play vidya
this is me right now
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>>29849242
There's no risk, I work for a multi billion dollar company that's safe as Fuck. I get great health care, retention bonuses of like 8-15,000 dollars, double time, etc. People washing dishes are at more risk of injury that me.


Of course there's normies, normies is a meaningless term once you get off this fucking site too. You'd be surprised how much you and normies have in common
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>>29847595
I'm already C... Fuck
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>>29849308
>You'd be surprised how much you and normies have in common
not much, and you aren't a robot
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