>26 year old kissless touchless virgin
>have to get physical for job
>doctor is a middle aged woman
>very nervous
>get aroused when shes poking on me
>she makes me drop em
>dripping precum
>when she's feeling my balls her arm brushes the tip of my dick
>have a full hard ejaculation all over her arm and the floor
>she looks disgusted and uncomfortable
>probably the closest I'll ever come to getting laid
Well, after that you might as well just move to a different country and get started on your alcoholism. All you need is a ticket and enough to buy one bottle of liquor after you land. Squat with slavs, share the bottle, and survive through petty crime with the others. You fucked up here. It's time to go.
>>29847262
>she looks disgusted and uncomfortable
And she's seen some pretty bad shit, anon! She's been a doctor for a while. But you managed to gross her out somehow. Congrats.
That's why I'm never getting physicals. If I ever have to I guess I'll fap before. Hopefully it'll help.
Hahaha le nice virgin story, totally true
>>29847262
You're at the point of "nothing to lose". You could do pretty much everything socially awkward* and your status won't change. You can walk around with a bicycle tire in one hand, a fistful of couscous in the other and a party hat and you won't go lower.
In other words, you're a free man. You can go tell anyone anything*, and no matter how stupid it is nothing would change. Just become a weirdo outwardly, it can't get any worse.
*not including illegal stuff, you faggot
>>29847262
>physical for job
>has to inspect balls
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>>29847482
have I become more alpha? my confidence has actually gone up since then. Now when I look at girls I imagine how I could have jizzed on any of them if they happened to be there. my behavior hasn't changed but now I can look a female in the eyes and know that I could have actually ejaculated on her. I think they are picking up on my newfound masculinity and they now act subservient when I stare into their eyes.
