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Hope everyone remembers to go to church today edition
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>>29847226
first for anime


also fuck the uk
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>>29847259
Post anime then.

>>29847226
Making the thread before me?
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Lads I haven't laughed at a comedy since I was a kid but this made me laugh so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nFn9qQ9swk
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just got punched in the face ngl
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havent slept yet

headset is broken on one side

fucking shit day so far lads, might get a caramac and some beer at the shop later at 10 though.
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There is a guy in the House of Lords named Lord Dubs.

I can't believe I doubted meme magic.
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>>29847821

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt_farHgMfM

This will make you laugh
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>>29849186
This is funnier to me now as an adult than it was to me at the time. Maybe because I now see they are grown men messing about just like me and my mates do.
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>>29849186
Nah it didn't
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>>29847553
>Post anime then.

Not that guy but OK
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I've gone from waking up at 2 in the afternoon to 9/10 in the morning. Best thing about travelling tbqh, it makes me knackered.
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>>29849789
How about we have some non-lewd anime?

Post your waifus lads
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>>29847226
i've done literally nothing for weeks
I feel like shit lads please help
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>>29849831
Get Pokemon Go

Been out of the house more in the last 2 days than I have in the month before that. Walked nearly 20k just roaming around catching pokemon and mooching pokeballs from post offices.
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>>29849867
my mobile phone is so shit I literally can't get any apps on it.
Also is Pokemon GO actually that good? I thought it was just going to be shit and it would flop within a week.
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>>29847226

Birthday today lads, got 60 bongs so far, expecting another 50 later
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>>29849890
It's fascinatingly addictive and way more widespread than you'd expect. Especially in the UK where it's not even been officially released yet. Walk to the places where there's Stops and Gyms and literally see normal looking people there, glued to their phones blatantly playing.

Makes me want to be out, only came back because my phone battery died.
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>>29849924
I guess I'll miss out on this too because of my shit phone.
It's a bad feel.
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>>29849975
So go out anyway. All those knobheads who tell you to go for a walk when you're Depressed, turns out they might have been on to something. I feel alright today after a couple of hours wandering around town before the shops opened.
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>>29849816
Not use to you telling me what to do lad, usually the same person
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>>29850038
I already go for walks late at night tho
it's nice, especially when it's winter and it's nice and frosty.
It also feels kind of weird walking in the street at night and there's just no cars anywhere, it's a nice feel.
The only bad feel is that everyone's enjoying Pokemon Go and I can't.
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>>29849891
happy birthday lad, what you gonna do with the money?
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Poleaboo is getting really pissed off by the autistic cunt in Rochdale who has near max level Pokemon and taken over all the gyms in the town
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>>29850313
git gud skrub
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>>29850060
It's a collective effort, if someone isn't there to take the reigns someone else will.

She looks a cutie lad
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>>29849816
Alright guess i'll post mine lad
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Poleaboo is heavily into the idea of transitioning again

Not a good time to have doubt
Could possibly be permanently sterile in a few more days
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>>29850786
>Could possibly be permanently sterile in a few more days

Keep going.
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>>29850851
Didn't want to pass on my paki genes anyway
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>>29850786
Transitioning is something you need to stick with through thick and thin.
Remember there are plenty of lads in this thread that will support and date you.
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>>29850856
Nothing to lose then. If you become a chad after giving up becoming a stacey then you can fuck many paki bitches and not get any preggers
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>>29850851
>>29850871
Reminder that posters like this don't care about Poleaboo a single bit, they're just egging him on for their own enjoyment
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Who here sucks the cock of elite neets
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Poleaboo just had several m&m's

That's me finished with eating food for the day now

Just water
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Poleaboo is going to go weigh himself

Was 171 before Ramadan
Was 159.5 before the end of Ramadan
Was 164 yesterday

Any guesses?
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>>29851087
168
your weight is constantly in flux and it depends on what time of day you weight yourself, whether you've been eating/drinking or toilet etc.
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>>29850072

Going to the casino because they're giving me a 10 pound free bet for my birthday. I also won 10 on luckypants bingo as they gave me some birthday credit
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>>29851130
162.75

Haven't pooped in a while
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bun church blud
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>>29849816
Should be doing house work but wallowing in filth is so much easier
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>>29849890
It's shit, not really a game but it gives neets something to do.
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>>29850313
>not faking your gps

Mate, I play from home all day. I could fake my gps to rochdale and sort this cunt out. I'll do it with a new account in a few days and i'll reference you in my name. Something like poleabosdad or some shit.
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This weekend, I got my parents to take the MBTI test.

Mum's INFP
Dad's ESFP

I'm INTJ

Fascinating

Anyone else done this?
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>>29851505
I would actually really appreciate that

I read that it could only be done with iPhone though
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>need hair cut
>got scalp condition
>go to normal barber
>they remeber me
>rough with the comb and shaved lower than normal
>generally rude


FUCKING PAKIS GO HOME BREXXXIT
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>>29851622
>FUCKING PAKIS GO HOME BREXXXIT
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>>29851505
>I read that it could only be done with iPhone though

Nope, I'm doing it on android. You need to root your phone. Pokemon go stops you from playing if you have mock locations enabled in dev options. However if you root your phone and use Fake GPS Location Spoofer PRO you can use it.

You need a rooted phone because you have to move the fake gps app to a system app and then use expert mode in the app. Then you can use the app without mock locations enabled. There's no way for pokemon go to detect it as a fake gps at this point.

There are a few downsides. The first being you need the pro version of the Fake GPS Location Spoofer as the free one doesn't come with expert mode. Costs 2 bongs. You can't download the apk of the full as it says your google account doesn't have a license for it. So you have to pay for it, no getting around that.

The second being you can't 'teleport' huge distances or it soft bans your account, where all pokestops give errors and pokemon run away from you. You have to make it seem like you are walking by faking the gps and teleporting short distances. That's why I can't just fake my gps to rochdale now as it would soft ban the account. I'll need to start a new one in rochdale.

Other then that it works fine, and beats having to walk around like a spaz all day. Gives you a huge advantage over walkers. There are some people reporting that the real gps can randomly kick in and teleport you, which soft bans your account, but I haven't had that happen. Think that depends on your phone model.
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>>29851691
>>FUCKING PAKIS GO HOME BREXXXIT


occceeee
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>>29851705
Replied to my own post kek. Meant for >>29851570
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>>29851705
Great, I was planning on rooting my new phone either way

Need to wait for this adaptor thing to arrive though
my OnePlus 2 doesn't have a microUSB
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>>29850675
I know lad, I wasn't saying out bad about it.
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>>29851705
lmao and there are idiots like >>29849867 walking 20k when you can sit in the comfort of your home playing it.
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>>29847226
Nude in bed watching anime, mums bringing home some chicken nuggets from gabbots (6 plain 6 spicy) and a big mac meal, how's your day going lads?
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>>29851867
You need to walk to hatch eggs though
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>>29851867
Haha look at those idiots playing a game and enjoying themselves while at the same time getting lots of healthy exercise. What a bunch of muppets
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>>29851923
You better not be over 19 lad, thats pretty fucking pathetic if you are lad
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>>29851938
Turned 19 2 weeks ago
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>>29851705
>Costs 2 bongs

What did he mean by this?
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>>29851949
Get your own chicken nuggets lad, give your mum a break
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>>29851966
I can't go outside on my own senpai, next time I'll go with her if that makes you happy anon
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>>29851954
NEWFAGS/YANKS NEED TO LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29851867
It defeats the point of the game. I know by playing it like this I am taking a huge part of the game out. But I do that with every game I play. First thing I do when I download a new pc game is to see what I can do with cheat engine with it. Nothing wrong with playing it normally if you want.

>>29851954
Are you new?

>>29851935
Eggs still hatch with the method I described fine for me. Like I said, move short distances and your walking stat goes up. They only stop hatching if you are soft banned.
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>>29851987
Hope she has a feminine penis
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>>29852038
she does


Orignialfemininewilly
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>>29852132
Source? I need more.
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>>29851705
http://www.infotechmaestro.com/2016/07/tutorial-pokemon-go-fake-gps-lucky.html

Is this guide fine?
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>>29851981
Don't do that, why can't you leave?

>>29852037
No, i've heard it used loads of times but never worked out if bong was quid or 10 quid. Like 2 bong is 20 quid or 2 quid.
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>>29852138
https://www.reddit.com/r/TRAPS+TGIRLS/top?sort=top&t=all
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difference between j list and j box?
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>>29852163
It's one quid. 2 bongs is 2 quid.
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>>29852163
>why can't you leave?
paranoia and delusions, used to be even worse but now I'm on anti psychotics so I'm improving
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>>29852187
aright thanks
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>>29852199
Thought you didn't have legs or something.
I throw up everytime I go outside but I'm a lot better now. I just carry some protection and only leave really early in the morning now.
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>>29852148
Seems fine, you need the paid one of the gps app to use expert mode though. Free one doesn't have an expert mode option.
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>>29852037
>Are you new?
Why do people say this like its bad. We need more people here.
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>>29852264
Great

Poleaboo just discovered that his OnePlus USB thingy is fine, it's just some new fancy USB 3.1 thing that just looks a little different
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>>29852269
Not people who are asking to be spoonfed. Age old rule of lurk a little before posting.
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>>29852269
Yes but the point is you're not supposed to reveal that you're new, if you do then you should have lurked moar faggit
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>>29852210
Tildes waifu looks a lot like mine
>>29850060
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>>29852269
People should lurk before they post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3KELtDWcQU

Which one of you called up Farage and asked about Kek and meme magic?

1.54.30
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>>29852312
lmao that's great.
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>>29852284
>>29852286
>>29852308
Don't learn much from lurking a thread with one post an hour and no topic
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>>29852472
just fuck off you knobead
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>>29852312
>Keeek

it KEK you faggot
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>tfw caught a Mr. Mime next to the local paki shop
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Soon to be homeless lads.
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>>29852483
>just fuck off you knobead

What did he mean by this?
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>>29852564
Why lad? Are you meming?
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>>29852564
Dad finally had enough of your gay shit Poley?
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>>29852564
Someone posts this once a week

>>29852483
Why you getting so upset, hes right t b h.
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Soon to be homeless lads. My rent no longer accepts memes as payment.
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>>29849816

hello I am here to post my waifu

>>29850751

Who Is This Waifu ?
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>>29852238
You throwing up into a condom lad?
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>>29852663
Nah I mean a strap gang gang

pocketknife
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>>29852564
http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/14609483.Forget_the_Euros___Scotland_gets_ready_to_host_the_Homeless_World_Cup/

you any good at footy lad?
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>mum asks me what I want from the kebab
>ask for a mixed grill
>she gets me chicken shish

fucking idiot
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>>29852312
>10 am
>Good afternoon
>Well we're not there yet Oliver
>Uh, good afternoon

WHAT A LAD
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>>29852782

He is the stuttering autist we all make fun of here

Has to have been from here, surely?
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>>29852876
Where else do people talk about meme magic and kek?
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>>29852912

I was meaning this board specifically, but I suspect there is a lot of crossover between here and /pol/
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>>29852924
Well there's /britpol/ but that's not as fun as /britfeel/ tbqh
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>>29852924
There isn't

Fuck off
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>>29853006
t. Abdullahalh Al Huq Al Rizwanallahulahah
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>>29852935
>fun
>britfeel

hmmm
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why is it i'm ok talking to women but when i talk to men i mumble and stutter?
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>>29852935
it's brit/pol/
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>>29853151
You're gay anon

Welcome to the fun side of the table
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>>29853151
Youz gay innit

Or maybe you know that women are inferior to men so you don't give a shit when talking to them
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Is it just me or did britfeel suddenly drop same time nigii left?
Do you reckon even most of the anon posts where him?
Also since he stopped doing it theres been no/very little shout and tilde.

same person defiantly
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>>29853151
I'm the same, its because men scare me. They are a lot meaner and more violent. I hate men but still have a bit of hope in about 10% of women.
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>>29853164
>>29853167
not gay i think but with women i know i have no chance so don't give a shit
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>>29853138
It's all I know anon. It's a bit shit but we're all still on here for a reason

>>29853163
Fuck off pedant
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>>29853189
>but with women i know i have no chance so don't give a shit

But with men you think you do?
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http://archived.moe/r9k/thread/29399135/

Look at this thread, it feels like two days ago..

Poleaboo hadn't started his hormones yet and we was all still pushing brexit
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>>29853201
no i don't think that i don't know i'm confused
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>>29853179
i think this might be it i'm just scared
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>>29853234
Why doesn't desustorage work anymore
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>>29853194
Good luck finding it in the catalogue if you can't even spell it you fucking idiot.
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>>29853299
>fucking idiot.

Stop
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>>29853333
what are you upset about? you got it wrong
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>>29853333
Checkd

>>29853299
I don't mind if you call me a fucking idiot but you're the idiot here. /britpol/ is always on the first page anyway, and all you have to type is brit and it will come up. So fuck off
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What did you have for lunch lads? pic related for me.
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just ate 2 meat slices and some chips
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>>29853421
brit/pol/ *
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>>29853398
I'm not him, I just don't like arguments here. They're always the same

"lol you're a fucking cuck"
"No your a cuck"
"lol nice spelling you fucking idiot"

Very mean.
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>>29853447
i had two rustlers burgers and im off to bed now

night xx
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>>29853447

About to go to the shop and get one of these

Probably some alcohol too
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want to wank but have to keep the doors open for the carpet to dry
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>>29853421
>still gets it wrong

Just kill yourself my man.
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>>29853465
Then why are you here?

You can leave... clearly you aren't welcome.
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>>29853465
>doesn't like being called a cuck
cuckold detected
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>>29853506
I'm just sick of manchilds like you shitting up the threads with shit arguments

Why are you here? If you just want to have arguments across the internet go on /b/
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>>29853519
I never said I didn't like being called it, I couldn't give two shits. Re read what I said.
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>>29853534
Why do you come here to argue about arguing? Perhaps a hugbox like reddit would suit you better.
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>>29853498
I stubbornly refused to correct myself, otherwise he would win.
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>>29853447
50p each at Asda atm time to stock up. I just had cheap supermarkets brand sausage rolls
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>>29853571
Haha the reddit meme

Lol 4chan is so much edgier and therefor better right guys?
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>>29853589
How is any of that edgy?
Don't start crying again.
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>>29853579
We can all see he won.
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>>29853506
>clearly you aren't welcome.

Says who?

>>29853498
>Just kill yourself

"He spelt something wrong on an anime website i'll tell him to kill himself that will show him!
God i'm such a recluse who doesn't care about social norms"

>>29853571
Obviously he uses the reddit meme as well.

>>29853610
>Don't start crying again.
Jesus Christ please be bait


He'll threaten to hack you next lads
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>>29853634
I can actually trace ips so i'd just shut up and stop crying.
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>>29853629
Yea you're definitely not samefagging to win this pathetic argument right?
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>>29853634
>when autists become triggered
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>>29853663
>When virgins think they can have a say
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>>29853669
>thinks virgin is an insult
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See, told you to just drop it, now another thread is full of cancerous arguing.
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>>29853673
If you are past 18 it really is.
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>>29853654
Considering I'm not him I'd say that yeah, he already won.
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>>29853702
>Considering I'm not him

We all believe this lad
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>>29853699
it really isn't
there's a reason virgin partners are prized
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How do you guys cope on bad days?

I feel awful, I'm tired of being alone, I just want to be loved
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>>29853663
>autists

Not a word you fucking idiot, thought you cared about grammar?
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>>29853699
Yep now I'm gonna have to agree with him and say a lot of people want you to fuck off
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>>29853725
>there's a reason virgin partners are prized
Hows that working out for you?
Lots of girls wanting you because you're "pure" and inexperienced?
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>>29853732
>not a word
>listed as a noun
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/autist

??? lolling@u right now
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>>29853726
You picked a bad time to post in between a shitty argument. I just stay in bed under covers with my laptop or drink. Probably not best but it works for me
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>>29853752
>I want a girl that has taken her bodyweight in semen
it's a sad day when cucks come out to defend their fetish
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>>29853770
>??? lolling@u right now

Its Autistics not autists.
Nice job linking a different word idiot.
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#BlackLivesMatterLondon

no they don't
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Is it too early to start drinking lads?
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>>29853822
scroll down mate

>Related forms
>autist, noun

oof i bet that hurts, getting btfo for the third time in one thread
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What time does subway close on sundays want dat bmt lads.
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>Decide to go on /x/
>Read a few 2spooky4me threads
>realise they unironically believe this shit
>realise they probably have qt ghost hunter gas
>feelsbadman.spook
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>>29853888
*qt ghost hunter gfs

Stupid phone
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>>29853852
Even though I'm not the other guy?

oof I bet that hurts, never having touched a girl and convincing himself hes right. You used autists not autistic.

Btfo mate
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>>29853851
You know the answer lad, it's never too early.

though I would recommend you didn't, alcoholism will take hold of you without you realizing and you'll die alone in your room from organ failure
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>>29853771

I wish I could stay in bed but I don't think its mentally healthy. All I do is fantasise I have a better life and feel worse and worse
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>>29853916
autist is listed right there, it's a word
sorry to make you so butthurt
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>>29853961
I know autist is a word, you said autists.
Back to 9gag lad, maybe you'll find a girl there.
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>>29853447
Day 3 of my calorie counting, had some coffee then a cup of soup and some bread.
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>>29853918

Beer already open. You aren't wrong there, but at least it's fun.
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>>29853985
autists is the plural of autist, sorry (not really) to embarrass/upset/anger you for the fourth time this thread but maybe you should go to school
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Just took a Viagra for the 1st time lads.

Will post results in an hour.
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>>29854002
>haha i've so won this 4 times.

Dude are you chip?
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Why are you all still having this pointless argument, go outside and talk to some girls
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>>29853987
How much are you eating lad? I was at 3000 when I was bulking for the gym but I stopped and lost a bunch of weight :(
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>>29854085
Soon changed your tone, you said it was good to be a virgin 5 mins ago.
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>>29854101

I'm not him I'm the anon who posts the anime underpants pictures
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>>29854136
theres only 3 people in this thread so it was you
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Feel like I'm going to throw up at any minute, I don't even know why
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>>29854162

Says 40 posters in the thing famalam
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>>29854092
1600 is my daily limit and so far I've managed to stay under that by about 100-200 calories.

Never drank coffee before, but I had it today and it's helped. I had it black of course, only 5 calories. I'm aiming to lose 3st-4st by Christmas, I'm 17st now.
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>>29854198
nah 37 proxies
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>>29854179
Stress? I always feel like my stomach is turning inside out when I'm stressed
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>>29854214
Jeez you're a big lad. I'm 9 stone, don't know what I'm aiming for but it's a hell of a lot more than 9 stone.

Best of luck lad, try to keep it consistent and don't starve yourself like the other retards here
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>>29853888
>realise they unironically believe this shit

As a long time /x/ lurker I can tell you they don't. Most of the board is fiction and people writing spooky stuff for each other. It's still all entertaining stuff.
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>>29854214

coffee is good but don't overdo it, too much coffee (especially if you're eating lighter than usual) can give you ulcers and those really fucking suck.
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>>29854297
Yeah I'm a fat fuck lol, though I am 6ft so I'm not obese looking. It all went to my butt (yay) and my belly ;_;

Thanks, good luck to you too anon. I know starving myself will just cause me to put all the weight back on again when I get skinny, I've got 6 months to achieve my goal I'm gonna do it the right way.
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I feel like I'm going crazy. I haven't had a wank for about 3-4 weeks now. It's driving me crazy
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>>29854373
Have a wank then for fuck sake.
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>>29854349
Thanks for the tip anon, I was only planning on having 1-2 cups a day. I read drinking more than that can give you problems.
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>>29854385
I can't. I must punish myself for being addicted to porn.
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>>29854297
>>29854369

>tfw over 6ft but 9 stone
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>be ugly short man
>haven't showered since Thursday
>wearing stained trackies and too big jumper
>go to shop
>3 teenage girls come in
>start whistling and winking at me

What did they mean?
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>>29854393
Have a wank without porn. At 3 weeks for not wanking you could get off easily without any material cept your mind.
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>>29854421
I haven't shaved in almost 2 months. Starting to look homeless whenever I have to nip outside to the local tescos.
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>>29854390
yeah, you'll be fine then mate. Good luck with the weight loss!
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>>29854400
Hello Mr Skellington

Are you really skinny? Seems like you would be at that weight.
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>>29854481

Yep, I am very skeletal
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>>29854446
Thanks : 3

Original Oreo
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M-m-might be going on my first ever d-date thing with a gril lads. I'm almost 30 and I dunno wtf to do. It's going to be awful.
Will provide details when I get back home.. Though she still has an hour to cancel so there's still hope I won't have to embarrass myself yet.
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>>29854729
I believe in you mate, hope it all goes well and you have a great time.
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>>29854794
Thanks man, that's the first time someones been supportive in a long long time, it means alot
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>>29854729
How old is she?
If she's over 25 don't bother, you won't have any meaningful relationship with her because all she's only interested in you giving/supporting her kids.
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>>29854400
Jesus I'm barely 5'8 and I'm 9 stone, thought I was a skeleton. Please eat lad
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>>29854842
26, she has no kids

Just text me that she's gunna set off in 15 mins.
Gonna leave my phone at home as it's 12 years old and I don't want to look super weird, she already thought it was strange that I didn't have facebook and Whats app.

Last minute advice??
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>>29854939
Don't do it. Like I said she's looking to settle and get into your wallet, she's getting desperate.
She's been riding miles of dick and now wants some beta sucker to pay for her.
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>>29854939
take your phone u idiot, don't be ashamed of who you are
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>>29854972
She knows I work 2 days a week as a security guard, I doubt shes under the impression that I'm flush with cash.

>>29854979
I will take my phone then.

The time has come lads, see you soon, I'm sure this is going to be fine and nothing ridiculous is going to happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmM_rlnYnmw
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>>29855023
Best of luck lad. I'll be expecting a full report when you get back
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>>29854939
>she already thought it was strange that I didn't have facebook and Whats app.

You've got no chance mate. She's a typical stacy.
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>>29855023
>She knows I work 2 days a week as a security guard, I doubt shes under the impression that I'm flush with cash.
She must be a real uggo or fat then.
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>>29855192
Or just a decent person. Was that not a possibility in your horrible, cynical mind?
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>>29855239
>women
>decent

No, she's going with him because nobody else will take her. Every girl wants chad just like every guy wants a hot girl. It's not cynical.
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>>29854013
Bad news.
I'm in hospital lads.

Ripped my fucking foreskin watching Asa Akira.

Take it with a girl next time.
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>>29847226
Why not addblock? Just block one and get the shill iamges gone.
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Which part of Britiain has the most Whites?
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>>29855689
London probably
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>>29854013
Where did you get it, I cant get a good stiffy these days so I've had to stop getting me prozzys :(
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>>29855689
I live in Cumbria and it must be 99.9% white. Probably the only county in England where Islam isn't the 2nd highest religion.
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>>29855689
Cumbria. It's where I intend to live If i manage to swing it.
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>>29855283
You're the most sad, broken person in this sad, broken place.

People must have treated you so badly. I'm sorry.
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>>29851705
Poleaboo did the whole GPS cheating thing on Pokemon

Kinda cool

Thanks, for the advice
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>>29855993
fuck off normie cuntbag
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>>29855995
Poleaboo why don't you just get your shit together mate?
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>>29856022
I'm serious man, I'm sorry for whatever happened to you that made you this way.

Maybe it will help to talk about it?

Was it people at school that hurt you? Or was it your parents?
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>>29855965
>>29855955
It doesn't have the most whites just the highest percentage. Cumbria is sparse as shit the population of the entire county is less than Manchester
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>>29856025
How is that even possible at this point?

What would you do?
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>>29856022
lad, are you okay?
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>>29856051
Not him but why are you even here?
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>>29856081
Why not mate? This is a board to hang out and post greentext stories.
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>>29856062
Get a job you lazy idiot. You keep coming up with excuses.
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>>29856062
First thing I'd do is throw away the hormones, go to see my GP, and get an appointment to see a psychiatrist.
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>>29855955
I live in Cumbria as well and during the referendum my co worker was saying about how he's voting leave to "git rid of all the muslims" and yet I doubt he's ever even seen a muslim outside of a tabloid frontpage
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>>29855955
>>29855965
Cumbria doesn't have the course I want to study at uni.

>>29856058
I think percentage would be fine.
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>>29856156

what course is that then lad?
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>>29856094
It's not easy to get a job, NEETs usually aren't that way by choice

The region has high unemployment and stuff

>>29856110
I'm feeling better since I started HRT
Not good but better
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>>29856181
You had a chance to get a job from someone on here and you blew it by being an idiot.
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>>29856181
You talk about paki shops having signs saying they need workers.
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>>29856181
>I'm feeling better

Of course you're feeling better. You know why? It's because you've given up. Given up on being a man, because it's too hard.

So now you're relieved that you don't have to try anymore. That's all it is.
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>>29847226
>Tfw Brexit has caused nothing but financial trouble for me
>Tfw I atleast downloaded and installed addblock plus to get rid of all the shill images.
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>>29856230
Hasn't happened, what are you talking about?
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>>29856230
The people on here who supported Brexit are already at the very bottom mate. They had nothing to lose. That's what it was all about on 4Chan.
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>>29856203
That's a pretty rare occurrence, only say 3 or something in the last 9 months
They require you to apply in person and that's impossible with my anxiety

>>29856200
How could I not be sceptical?
Especially after that anon offered me a place to crash

>>29856219
HRT has legitimate effects on your body and mind

e.g. no more erections
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>>29856340
>How could I not be skeptical?

What did you have to lose? All you had to do was Google the company to find out if it was legit, but you didn't even bother to do that. Sounds more like you were looking for an excuse not to work than being skeptical.
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KENTANON HAS POSTED A PHOTO OF HERSELF ON /soc/. NOT A DRILL.
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>>29856442
If this was true you'd just post the photo here.
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>>29856442
Nobody cares about attention whores. The movie night gang has been barred from this thread.
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>>29853477
posh cunt
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>>29856383
Wasn't the bosses name Memur or some shit? Can't blame Poley for being skeptical. Meme magic failed him this time
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>>29856452


You were saying? Get fucked senpai
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>>29856442
link to the thread?
this is original
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>>29853477

Super noodles not good enough for you? You vain man
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>>29856533
How do we know that's her mate? Could be anyone.
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