Greentext story
>2003
>Junior year
>my older sister was coming home from Ole Miss for thanksgiving
>she's a weeaboo
>she especially loves sailor moon
>she has this chibiusa doll that she adores
>i'm a late bloomer so I was fucked from the beginning
>sister puts her stuff into her room
> I wait for her to leave
>I have an incest fetish and I was going to steal some underwear to masturbate into
>also into lolis
>I see the doll
>Being the degenerate faggot I am I steal her underwear and the doll and go into my room, put said underwear on, and start humping the doll
>after 5 minutes my dad walks in to tell me dinner is about ready
>mfw he sees his loser of a son in his daughter's underwear fucking a toy for children
>mfw he barged in I was so shocked that I jizzed on the doll and in the underwear
>mfw he kicked me out of the house for 2 weeks
>mfw he won't look me in the face
>mfw he only addresses me by doll fucker or faggot
Get rekt you doll fucking faggot.
>>29846988
Hey man there's nothing wrong with that. Don't you believe in freedom of choice and freedom of expression?
>>29846966
This is the reason I love 4chan
>>29846966
thats some good shit.
for some reason, the way you describe it sounds comfy.
>>29847127
2003 was 13 years ago. It was before iphones, sjws, and all this degeneracy in this day of age.
>>29846966
>kek'd hard mate
>I even have a Chibi-Usa picture up on my wall but I've never fallen as low as you
>good job m8
I have another story that's equally embarrassing if you're interested...
>>29847428
Of course anon. Remember that even if we make fun of you, you're still one of usunfortunately
>>29846966
Pic of the doll anon
>>29846966
Tell me that you've moved out since then...
>two years later after doll incident
>live in my parents' attic
>they can't kick me out because i'm so autistic that I can't even cook for myself or tie my shoes
>dad still hates me
>it's the start of the college football season
>dad cheers for Ole Miss since we're Mississippi folk and my sis went there
>my dad's friend Toby is over and they're drinking and smoking and having a good time watching football
>I go downstairs and sit on the big comfy recliner and try to reconnect with dad by trying to watch football
>don't know shit about sports
>Toby tries talking to me about football shit I can't understand, he knows the doll story and tries to humor me
>he knows that i'm the black sheep of the family since he's my dad's friend and coworker
>he immediately notices that i don't know shit about sports
> someone on the opposing team scores and I holler and celebrate
>my dad and Toby have dead expressions
>I realize I fucked up and stay quiet for a while
>later on in the game Ole Miss gets a last second field goal to win
>I yell out HOMERUN!!
>my dad tells me to stfu and calls me a retarded faggot
>toby chimes in with "hey it's 4 o'clock, isn't sailor moon on at this time?"
I ran back to the attic crying and didn't come down for 3 days; I hate my dad.
>>29847685
you are the hero r9k needs but doesnt deserve
>>29847574
This was the type of doll she had
Someone screencap this thread, we may have hit a brand new low.
Go to hell ole miss!
>>29847685
wow, fuck toby
what a traitor
>>29847619
I have an apartment with the help of a social worker. My dad still hates me because I'm a welfare person and im still pretty much retarded.
>christmas 2014 I bought him an ole miss sweater off the ncaa shop
>it was $50 plus s&h
>I gave it to him on christmas morning
>the ribbon had the logo on it
>when he opened it I yelled GO REBELS!!! And played dixie land on my phone
>his facial expression was a mix of disappointment and cringe
>that was the last time I've spoken to him as he told me later on that he can't stand me and that i'm a lazy loser who likes sonic r34 (another story) and only goes outside to smoke cigars.
>He gave me $5000 to leave town and never speak to him again so now I live in a different town on neetbux and welfare with a helper to buy me food and check up on me.
>>29847936
Yeah toby's a fucking two faced prick. He abandoned his kids when they were 3 & 5 and his excuse was " I need to find myself and I wasn't ready."
>>29847971
I will die of every disease known to man unless you tell the sonic rule 34 story
>>29847759
That's a fucking thumbnail. You're an idiot.
>>29848030
Not OP, but that'd be cool if you died, thanks.
>>29848039
I know doucher i don't know how to save a picture that does t turn into a thumb nail
>>29848030
Give me some Mona the Vampire rule 34 (I found the series on Kisscartoon and I was so turned on by it.) then i'll tell the story.
OP here, here's some art I made up on sailor moon
>>29848091
Here you are anon. You didn't say it had to be good
Another part
Last for now
>>29848221
Nice, can you make one of Lily and Angela now?
>>29848257
Now continue with the autism
>>29848461
The blond one isn't angela, that's charlie.
I really really like Lily though, so innocent.
I had a fap fantasy that i was in the show and I moved next to her house and I kidnapped her and threw her into the trunk of my car and drove to the new mexico desert to an abandoned motel and I made her my sex slave.
op you're fucked, jesus.
How old is your sister?
I want Liz to give me a blow job. I want violent sex after to the point we're both battered and bruised. After that I wanna fuck Arlene cat and throw her against a wall as hard as I can.
>>29848672
After I throw her and her blood is spilling I throw her head first into pavement and grind her head into it. After that I go back to the motel and assrape Lily and shit on an Ole Miss shirt. Fuck Ole Miss and fuck sports.
>>29848461
I think the reason I find every female on this show attractive is because of the way theyre drawn. They have nice and soft looking skin with blushing cheeks, nice eyelashes, and for some, mascara.
I have so many of these fantasies at night that im squealing and making so much noise that my neighbor tells me to shut up.
>>29849006
I don't give a shit about your dumb sexual fantasys post your sonic r34 story Chris Chan 2.0
>>29849273
Why do you call me chris chan? I don't know if I even have the energy to type it out. Im tired after watching squidbillies.
>>29849318
Because you're as autistic as him
Type it I want to see how far your father's disappointment goes
>>29849387
How am I as autistic as him explain sir *cracks open a bud light and puts lay's potato chips on his quizno sub as he takes a bite of it*
I want Uranus and Neptune to dominate me, I would love to be their cuck sex slave. I love sailor moon and Sonic. Sega of Nintendo and Toie animation need to do a cross over. As futurama fry says:
Just take my money.
>>29849408
Fuck up faggot, just type the Sonic r34 story so we can laugh at your pathetic existence some more
>>29849553
Give me some r34 of Angela and mona's mom and the teacher then I will
Am I 4chad famous yet? Kaybe I shoud try wizchan....
>>29846966
LOL, learn to lock your door next time
>>29849735
This was 2003 me boyo chan, Y U NO understand that?
Take a big look and whiff of my pussy anon!
>>29848206
>>29848229
>>29848240
Can you post the original? plox
origniallllscc
