>my apartment mates are hosting a fucking house party right now
>tfw I am sitting in my room posting on 4chan with the lights off
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ckFjWotiJ6
fuck college
i dont want to be here what the fuck is happening
imagine if 100000 normies invaded your house and started playing loud music and dancing
that is what is happening to me right now
how the fuck am I supposed to watch anime in this kind of living situation?
I hate this I feel like I want to cry right now
how can they have fun doing this? they are just jumping around like little monkeys
get these normalshits out of my house
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YVxN2QArZC
listen to them screaming like fucking idiots
i dont get it how can people have fun doing this?
Posting on 4chan is fun. This kind of behavior is not fun.
>>29846483
Holy shit that's a nightmare. My roommate is a ghost like me thankfully. Sorry friend
Were you invited? Why don't you just bite the bullet and get drunk with them. You'll feel much better.
LAXATIVES IN THE DRINKS
DO IT NOW OP
>not wanting to get up and dance to Nelly Furtado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o
>>29846483
Oh no OP, even the music theyre listening to is horrible. I feel for you rn.
>>29847025
>Were you invited?
Yes but why the fuck would I want to go anon?
You think I will be comfortable out there?
and I don't drink, I think it's a waste of time
It'll get worse Anon when they start having sex with the stacys.
I shall pray for you Anon.
>>29847099
As long as they don't break into my room and see me sitting with my racecar blanket and polar bear pajamas I think I will be fine
I just hope they don't vomit in my bathroom
>>29847062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q66ErhcFLV
this is what they are listening to now
it sounds like someone screamed in extreme pain
but the party goes on
I feel for you OP, hope they leave soon.
holy shit, you can hear it that clearly through your door? what the fuck? piss all over them.
seriously though anon that's fucked up. good luck, hopefully one of them cracks their skull and the party dies down early.
>>29847237
>I feel for you OP, hope they leave soon.
w-what if they stay here all night
>>29847297
>hopefully one of them cracks their skull
hopefully all of them crack their skull while headbanging simultaneously
I just heard
>hey guys break it up
do you think some are audacious enough to fuck right in the living room?
>>29847341
Sorry about that situation op. Power through it.
OK it's time to fuck with these guys
dubs decides what I do
should I:
1) call the police, report for underage drinking?
2) flip circuit breakers?
The possibilities are endless, what do you think I should do
>>29847128
>racecar blanket and polar bear pajamas
That's cute.
>tfw you think you look so stupid when partying
>but, you think you look cool being so serious
>>29847389
ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE
>>29847128
>sitting with my racecar blanket and polar bear pajamas
I wish I had polar bear pajamas. All I have are silky shorts>tfw they smell like asshole and sweat because you jerk off so much.
>>29847389
1st option sounds best.
>>29847389
rolling for leave them alone you worthless virgin
You're being served easy pussy on a platter and you're carrying about it.
Brush I can't.
>>29847445
>>29847449
Go somewhere else and just die. Fucking normies.
>>29847445
Get out failed chad. Shouldn't you be trying to fuck stacy?
>>29847449
>You're being served easy pussy on a platter and you're carrying about it.
have you ever considered there's a reason I am here?
my brother brought me to a club once when he was in college, I almost cried
too many people were around me, I couldn't handle it. I felt like shit, I didn't know how people were having fun just dancing like that, I felt so self conscious
I would not do well if I went out there.
>>29847389
1st one sounds hilarious.
Go for it anon, I'm rooting for ya.
>>29847050
Rolling for this
>inb4 >>>/b/
>>29847500
ayy
lmapkdjdjjd
Just call the cops and brake up the party, anon. Make those normies pay!
>>29847050
I fucking remember that, good times. Laxman where are you?
>>29847389
why not both, do it for the fucking jokes, lad.
>>29847050
LAXMAN TBO
>>29847500
>>29847522
hmmm I just realized that I have to live with these chadfucks for a few more months
s-sorry I should have thought this through before suggesting that
maybe it's not a good idea to mess with them
also I may be arrested due to literally being in the center of the house party
also if I wanted to flip the circuit breakers I would have to walk directly through the crowdand I am too scared to do that desu
>>29847389
Pull a laxman you fuck
Hi anon
Call the cops anonymously and register a sound complaint to your address if you have any neighbors.
Good luck!
>>29847584
yeah, just let them fucking win again
>>29847389
Call the cops anon, they won't know it was you but also be prepared for the cops to knock on your door to talk to you and get a statement
>>29847611
is it possible to text them
o-or what if I just posted the address here
SAMSON I NEED YOU NOW
>>29847063
>I think it's a waste of time
So is posting on 4chan.
Don't be a bitch go get drunk with them this is your chance to escape your shitty life
>>29846483
ok anon here's some real autistic advice that got me trough that shit. Ask yourself a question and pretend god is giving you the answer trough the time on your cellphone. If the seconds are even when you look at them, the answer is yes, if the seconds are odd, the answer is no.
Ask yourself first "should i go out of my room?" and look at the time. is it even? then yes, you go out in the party room. Once you're there look at your phone and ask "should i talk to someone?" and if the time is even, yes, talk to someone, but ask first "should i talk about girls?" etc etc and pick it up from there.
When i did it, instead of looking autistic 100% of the time i looked autistic 50% of the time, the other 50% was unpredictable. That's infallible logic right there. I used to do it with an hidden coin app on my phone, cause money is god
>>29847607
DEVILISH AS HELL ITSELF
>>29847647
Anon I'm going to post a script for you to follow
"Hello, I would like to make an anonymous noise complaint about (insert your address here), I have work in the morning and those college kids wont shut up, thank you"
>>29847711
I can post the entire screencap, never posted it before
>>29847668
>drinking cheap beer and listening to shitty music while standing around being unwanted makes your life better
Are you a fucking retard
>>29847738
Ok fine fine comment is original
>>29846483
>>29846780
jesus christ this sounds terrifying
>>29847755
Original as hell tbo
>>29847668
I don't think you understand anon, I LIKE my life.
You think I want to live like them? You think I want to be like them?
I don't care if they think my life is shitty, I don't care if you think my life is shitty. I like the way I live.
>>29847661
perhaps, but what I meant by a waste of time is that drinking is a stupid vice, alcohol is poison which has ruined many people's lives, and ultimately, you don't NEED to drink alcohol. I think taking drugs and alcohol is pretty stupid, and I think if you need to degrade your mental state to have fun then... I don't want to have fun
>>29847766
Real fuccin original m80
>>29847775
tbo this is original tbo
>>29847787
ORIGAMI TBO ORIGINAL
>>29847799
orifuckingoriginal god dangit
>>29847720
>"Hello, I would like to make an anonymous noise complaint about (insert your address here), I have work in the morning and those college kids wont shut up, thank you"
making this call will accomplish nothing other than making my life worse
I would if the party was next door senpai
but I live with these normals and they WILL fuck my life up
>>29847815
tbo this is real original
Wait OP. I don't understand, do they know you're locked up in your room? Were you invited?
If you call the cops, they might suspect you of being a snitch methinks
Is there a window you can escape your apartment from? I'd do that THEN call the police.
>>29847831
actually extremely original
>>29847828
They won't know you made the call, the cops dont show up an announce the call was made from the house
What's going to happen is they will do the usual sullen child fuck the police shtick and their mood will be ruined and people will leave and then they will get over it
If they throw another party make the same call and eventually they will learn to do this stupid shit somewhere else
>>29847847
pic related for the greentext that came before >>29847607
>>29847869
There are some other screencaps of post that aren't really important too lazy for that, will end with this. Basically do this OP
I know this feel. My Jamaican roommate in college would invite a ton of women over and play his music all night. They would drink and laugh and I would be trapped indoors.
>>29847843
>Were you invited?
yes but what difference does it make
>>29847843
>might suspect you of being a snitch methinks
that is why I am not doing this
>>29847868
This
OP just tell them what you told us, tell the police you want them to pretend it was a neighbor complaint and they'll understand to keep you anonymous. Tell them it's for your own safety.
>>29847869
that man must be ready to take on the world now
>>29847903
Do they know you're in your room right now? Or do they think you're out?
>>29847843
>>29847929
>do they know you're locked up in your room
no I don't think so
all my lights are off and I am being very quiet, hopefully they think it's just an empty room
I mean my apartment mates know i am here
>>29847903
No one is going to suspect it was you
If you are really that scared just pretend to be asleep and had no idea what was going on
Now is the time to grow some back bone and stop letting normies shit on you
>>29847954
Turn the lights on to make sure no one comes on to start banging
>>29847968
>asleep
With that loud ass music blaring? Unless OP has some earplugs
>>29847954
Lock your door and bar your door shut with something so that nobody tries to get in and fuck or something
>>29847891
>trapped
Only in your head, you autist. I swear to god , I don't understand people like you or OP. I mean, ok, you don't like drinking / partying, its your choice. But your roommates pay for the apartment too and have the right to dispose of it as they see fit. If you don't like them throwing parties, just talk to them the next day, things can be worked out and if not - just move out, you'll get your privacy then. Calling the cops or straight up poisoning innocent people is pathetically childish.
>>29847994
Drunks don't think things through, if he makes some pretense like having his own headphones on they won't question it
>>29847977
>>29848011
>get in and try to fuck
d-does that actually happen at house parties
why do the normals do this
>>29847710
>here's some real autistic advice
Holy shit you weren't kidding
>>29848024
>Stacy barges into OPs room
>Turns the light on
>"OMG there's someone sleeping in here? What a creeper!!!"
>>29846483
>>29846519
join them you fucking sperg
>>29847710
yeah I am not going out there
that is some pretty autistic advice, also I don't want to associate with slags like this desu
>>29847968
if someone else wants to call and file a noise complaint I will post the address senpai
OH SHIT LMAO SOMEONE GOT HURT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>29847710
Are you fucking two face
>>29848013
>t. inconsiderate normie fag
OP pays his share of the rent as well and is entitled to live comfortably in his own home and should be forced to move to enjoy that right, especially when you consider all those drunken idiots can just go to someone else's house in the first place
Seems a lot more convenient and reasonable than telling OP he needs to somehow get out of his lease, find new lodgings, pay a deposit on the new place, and then pack and move all his stuff
You saying let them get drink with no regard to others is what's childish
Call the cops op
>>29848077
Cops can see the origin of the number and will either disregard or contact the local PD of whoever calls to report them disturbing the law which is a criminal offense, and posting your address is retarded
Sack up and call the police or they will walk all over you until your lease is up
>>29848077
Post the address I'll call it and say I smell drugs
>>29848077
>yeah I am not going out there
if you don't show balls they'll make your life hell
>>29848078
i've just been driven to insanity by my two jocks roomates and way too many house parties
Can't wait for the normalfags to show up and ruin this entire thread...
>>29848128
>I smell drugs
>from outside the house across the street across the country
lmaoo
>>29848127
this is a college town, people have area codes from all over
but it would be best if someone from 510 was in this thread
>>29848173
there are many normals in this thread telling me to leave the room already
>>29848186
Fucking call the cops you shit, for 10 seconds in your life show some fucking conviction
>>29848013
>just move out
do you know how leases work or do you still live with your momma and dadda
>tfw every normalfag in the world will never be thrown in prison
i want to live in a robot world
>>29848234
okjk
it will be over soon
it will all be over soon
>>29848234
Who cares, they're only gonna be there for another hour or two at this rate.
OP is a fucking cuck faggot for rooming with these normalshits anyways, he deserves it. Assuming he voluntarily roomed with these people.
>IS THERE SOMEONE IN HERE???? WHY ARENT THEY COMING OUT???
>IS THIS ROOM THE BATHROOM?? LOOK HOW BIG IT IS LOOK HOW MUCH UNECCESSARY SPACE THIS IS XD
oh fuck they found me out
what if they break in and find me and give me the classic normalfag stare of disgust/pity
Literally just join them.
If anyone gives you any shit, point at that their being rude to one of the people who lives there.
>>29848013
How are these people innocent for being obnoxious brats?
>>29847099
this
A couple chads will probably kick your door open with a drunk Stacy in their arms thinking your room was empty and they could fug
>>29848281
>Literally just join them.
why the fuck do you normals give this shit advice? what do you think I will achieve by doing that?
>>29848260
>Assuming he voluntarily roomed with these people.
no
my dad found housing for me
I wanted to stay in a single but he said "I wouldn't get the college experience if I lived alone"
so I am getting the college experience
right now
>>29848260
It passes me off since it takes me back to when I was younger but instead of being a door mat I got angry
I know a lot of robots succumb to despair but anger and no longer taking normies shit feels so much better, I highly recommend it
>>29848280
Bar the door shut, idiot
Or get a rope and tie your door handle to something. Dont let them in, they'll think you're weird as fuck for staying inside your room during a party.
>>29847389
>1) call the police, report for underage drinking?
YES.
>>29848323
I HAVE NO FUCKING FURNITURE
I HAVE ONE AIR MATTRESS AND SIT ON THE FLOOR WHEN I DO MY HOMEWORK MY LIFE IS LITERALLY A SHIT
the only thing I could barricade the door with is my air mattress and chad strength could easily destroy that
and then i would have nothing to comfypost on
>>29848305
i remember i had to share an apartment with normies too. very similar situation to yours, i didn't have the money to live alone so i was placed in a room with 3 normies who were already friends.
i actually got along reasonably well with them, but one time their friends from a nearby school stayed over for the weekend and pretty much had a 2-3 day party. my roommates obviously told them i was living there, but after a day when their friends still hadn't seen me they started standing outside my door and taunting me, knocking and screaming my name and shit. luckily i had a minifridge in my room stocked full of food and drinks and my room had its own bathroom, plus the door to my room had a lock and deadbolt. for a while though i was waiting next to me door with a knife, i was so sick of their shit that i figured if they tried to slip a hand under the door to taunt me or something i would stab the shit out of their hand and cut their fingers off or something.
anyways good luck OP, having normie roommates sucks so i feel your pain.
>>29848445
jesus christ anon that sounds horrible
did you end up making any friends in college btw?
did you get to live in a single for your last few years of college?
>>29848445
>but after a day when their friends still hadn't seen me they started standing outside my door and taunting me, knocking and screaming my name and shit
Fuck, this really hit me in the feels. I had this exact experience living in the dorms. On weekends I went home since it was 1.5 hours away, but during the weekdays I had to sneak out using a backdoor and go during times nobody was around
I even had piss jugs so I wouldn't have to leave. My roommate was a Chad but he was really nice and chill, but once in a while the faggots down the hall would scream my name like you said.
>>29848493
nah i never made any friends. i moved out of that apartment after junior year but i still couldn't afford a single so i lived with some chinese international student in a two person apartment. that was fine though, we pretty much just left each other alone. he had some other chinese friends over a few times but they weren't loud or anything so it was all around pretty good.
Time to put on some sad tunes anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuXlZ5PHK9I
OP what's the house party status?
>>29848586
>nah i never made any friends.
fuck
does anyone have any advice for how to get non-normie friends in college? or maybe even robot friends?
is literally everyone in this shithole a braindead chad? Does every fucking college normie just want to drink and smoke weed and party and fuck?
I guess it's ok if I never make friends in my life if it means I won't have to be friends with people like this
I just realized I was recording this whole time, here is this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S92Jf6lJGA
you can hear me typing and not talking and the party semi sizzling down
they discovered the over sized bathroom I am living in around 3:10 I think, you can hear them almost try to get in
>>29848623
I realized I could fuck with the internet since I have access to the router settings
It didn't really affect them because the music started up momentarily after
but the party is over now
Good thread. Kind of like having a spy on the inside.
>>29848685
>college normies
Congratulations you discovered the truth
College is where normies go to regress into little children without mommy and daddy around to stop them while they live on a loan
These are the same people that then bitch about the job market and having to pay back said loan unless their parents bail them out with a job through nepotism
You should have called the cops dipshit
>>29848685
i don't know, i don't even really know how normies make friends with each other. for me it was just go to class, don't talk to anyone because it's mostly just lectures so nobody interacts with anyone they don't know, then come home. later on in upper level courses you'll make acquaintances because the classes are smaller and you'll start to see more of the same people, but people still don't really seem to want to be good friends with classmates in college for whatever reason. the way i see it you either make friends with people you're living with or people that you meet through clubs and other extracurriculars. if you don't like the people you're living with and you're not involved in anything you'll probably just end up alone like i was.
>>29848742
>You should have called the cops dipshit
anon lets be honest the cops are normies who wouldn't sympathize with me
they would probably accidentally kill me and then apologize to my apartment mates for disrupting their "little get together"
and even if they did break the party up it would accomplish nothing except turning the people I live with against me, I know they already hate me because I am not a normie and they think I am a recluse but at least they don't actively fuck with me
Just put some headphones on and forget they they're there.
Op, why are you even in college? If you're so malajusted, college is going to be wasted on you both in terms of social experience and job opportunities.
>>29848850
Parental pressure, probably. I'm guessing OP has college educated upper middle class parents who would kill him if he didn't go to college.
>>29848850
>Op, why are you even in college?
I fully admit going here was a mistake, although I did get a very good scholarship, and this is a good college, I still think it was a mistake to come.
I shouldn't be in college
no robot should go to college, especially right after the hell that is high school
I don't care how intelligent you think you are, how much you think you will change, it's not gonna work out. I think the military is a better idea for robots, and college can come later
OP, keep us updated
One of my roommates has this group of party club kids he brings over after they go to raves and they are so loud, holy fuck. I remember the first time they burst in during the middle of a guitar jam and my roommate and one of them was going AAAAH! at each other but progressively louder and I was like "I HAVE AUTISM STOP" and they made fun of me so I put my amp all the way up and blasted feedback at them
Needless to say they didn't like me much after that
ARE YOU OK ANON?
THIS IS MY WORST FEARS ABOUT COLLEGE
>>29848920
>OP, keep us updated
party fizzled out
I would like to imagine they all got in their cars and are driving directly into the ocean right now
I ended up being too beta to fuck with the party 2bh
>>29848958
The precedent has been set, this will happen every weekend until you graduate or drop out, congratulations
>>29848952
>ARE YOU OK ANON?
No, I will NEVER be ok again ;_:
nah it's ok they left and are making noise somewhere else
I can only hear a few people now
>>29847063
I bet that there are people in the party who don't really want to be there but went out of social obligation. You can find them and bond with them over how shitty the party is.
>>29848977
>implying I don't deserve this for being a beta bitch
>>29848990
everyone looked like they were having fun desu
I just went directly to the oversized bathroom I live in and shut the door
>>29848977
Unless, you know, instead of grinding your teeth inside your room, you talk your roomates and work out some compromise. Like a normal person.
>>29849009
People often pretend to be having fun even when they're not, bro. I've gone to a few parties myself and put on a good show for the normies.
>>29849028
>Unless, you know, instead of grinding your teeth inside your room, you talk your roomates and work out some compromise. Like a normal person.
I would rather passive aggressively post on 4chan about it though
this seems like the optimal solution, I get to post on /r9k/, they get to have fun doing their normalshit activities
>>29849032
Parties are a communal alcohol-drug fest
>>29846483
Dude why can't you just have fun. I mean, ASK yourself, WHY can't you just go out there and have fun. There's literally no reason. No one gives a fuck how weird you are. Grab a drink and dance. Touch some skin man.
>>29849032
So these are the two different options I have:
Go outside, try to find if maybe one person isn't having that much fun, awkwardly talk to them and complain about the party we both chose to go to, try to bond with them (something I have trouble doing in optimal situations, much less a party)
or
stay in my room and funpost, something I KNOW I will enjoy, or if not enjoy, at least not hate
>>29849092
it's not fun tho
>>29849092
>Touch some skin man.
you make me feel sick
>that op image
Where did you find this work of art?
>>29849092
>getting drunk while loud obnoxious music plays with normies screaming is fun
kek
>>29849112
Nah man I get it, fuck normies, but afterwards you can pretend like you had an actual experience in your life to shout about on the internet.
Also, women.
>>29846483
>living in a dorm
Ahahahahahaha
>>29849108
I honestly have no clue senpai probably on here
>>29849102
>>29849112
hopefully that's just bait and normorons don't actually think they can come here and try to convert us
I really hope it's just bait
>>29849129
>I honestly have no clue senpai probably on here
It's incredible. I can't believe I'm seeing it again.
>>29849129
TFW I realize after years of internetting nonstop I am still normie trash.
>>29849127
The worst part is that I live with WOMEN
FUCK these fucking cunts make noise constantly it's like a constant little party in their lives out there
they make me not want to leave my room, it's their fault that I only go to the bathroom after dark and only eat one meal most days, I have to seriously consider if it's worth it to leave my room every time I do
Semi-related question OP: have you ever actually got drunk?
>>29849194
I have never drank alcohol or taken drugs in my life
hell, I've never even drank coffee much less alcohol
and I've only drank a carbonated drink twice in my life, both times confirming I hated them
so no, and honestly I don't really think I want to. I hate the kind of people outside my room right now. I don't want to be like them.
>>29849238
Where the fuck did you grow up? Did your parents lock you in the basement?
>>29848878
>military better
You are kidding right? Initial is an absolute bitch if you are not used to people.
You share everything, have no privacy, are screamed at all hours of the day and night, and get purposefully fucked with just to see if you break.
Robots would spike the suicide rates like no other group.
>>29849266
no, I simply had no friends.
how could I experience drinking or drugs when I had no friends - the first time you drink or take drugs is usually a social activity, yes? Nobody just says "I am going to drink today" for the first time.
I don't drink carbonated drinks because they taste weird, and I've never really wanted to try coffee before I guess
my parents were pretty normal... I used to hate them for getting mad at me when I acted like an idiot, but as an adult I now realize they actually gave me a lot of space, it was me who was at fault for not being able to make friends in hs
>>29849317
and after that... college won't seem so bad
>>29849317
Agreed. If you can't handle a small party in a room near you, I don't think boot camp is going to be a place where you really shine. But who knows, maybe having your complete waste of an identity stripped from you and being forced off the internet for a few months would honestly change you for the better.
I think I changed my mind just in writing this.
>>29849348
>forced off the internet
you can't use the internet in military?
>>29849238
I thought so. I've noticed through out the years, that a lot of young robots seem to have this anti-drinking stance, that's hardly based on anything - perhaps the need to compensate by being virtuos? Anyway, I strongly suggest you try alcohol out. It is quite fun in moderation and works really well as a social lubricant. The way normies act will also become much more understandable.
>>29849346
I was talking mainly about soda. Like I assumed your parents were either hippies or some kind of hyper-conservative live off the land types.
Now it just seems like they never forced you to talk to people and you've decided that your Different From The Other Boys.
>>29849369
nah mate, that shit pops on your tongue
I literally have no clue why people like it, it feels painful to me
>>29849184
How do you even study properly with all the fucking normies making noises?
>>29849360
Not in basic you can't. And I would assume that's the hurdle you would face being face to face with a motherfucker who is demanding your complete obedience at every second.
>>29849390
>implying I study at all
>Implying I don't just shitpost on 4chan all day
>>29849380
I guess you keep doing you. I'm giving you a lot of shit but inevitably you'll get a good job if you stick with the academics.
>>29848445
Jesus anon you sound like a fucking psycho, have you got any anger issues or are you just paranoid as hell
>>29849346
>>29849348
I have been through initial, first off, a robot will never make it through selection process.
After that, 98% would fail the basic fitness test.
Once in, no internet, barely any chance to contact family members/rest of the world, normies everywhere, and forced exercise constantly, along with being made to work as a team with retards, would break most people on this site.
I come here because I don't fit in sexually and such, mainly because I was overly brainwashed for military early on.
If you are used to being a NEET, struggled in highschool, and like your own space, you are fucked for sure.
The MP will eat you up.
>>29849360
Not at initial, even in Australia (my experience) which is pretty relaxed compared to Marines etc from what I hear.
>>29846780
omg it's worse they are listening to shit mind numbing rap music
>>29849405
maybe they shouldn't have stood outside his door and yelled his name though
i mean you can admit that's kinda creepy right
and if I was stuck in a 3 day party I would probably barricade myself in my room too, especially if I had a fridge and a bathroom, literally no reason to leave
they were harassing him just because he wouldn't come out and play their little normie games
>>29849422
>its another episode of militaryfag thinking he is special and intelligent
you realize the only people who choose to go into military are bottom of the barrel losers right? 99% of people who "make it" through all your tests are barely above autism grade intelligence
or should I say, military grade intelligence
>>29849493
Well, I'm out. You insane people keep circlejerking yourselves into a lonely as hell coma. This helpless autistic shit is unbearable, I don't even know why I thought talking here was a good idea.
>>29849402
Well, enjoy dropping out.
t.someone speaking with experience
>>29849542
Don't leave us anon, ignore these grumpy shitposters, i wanted to try military but my body mass is like 17 and I'm all sorts of skelly fucked up
>>29849493
Yeah mate, notice how I never said anything about brains.
Robots can't smile right, shake hands well, and exude the kind of leadership, control, and passion for teamwork that they hunt for in the armed forces now.
I also doubt that your NEET ass would be able to make it for all those reasons, as well as being too much of a bitch to keep your head when faced with death/torture at the hands of some raghead far away from home and your computer. Whatever though man, I will just leave you to your delusions that everything on Earth is simply below you.
>>29849542
Good luck mate, I question why I still come here, just to hear the pages and pages full of thread where 15 year olds bitch about their day in middle school. Sometimes there is a diamond in the rough though, where people with actual hardship in their lives struggle to get by and I gain some insight into my own life.
>>29849593
Not that guy, but you could make it through basic if you wanted to. The army is NOT as bad as the marine corps boot. My suggestion is to build some endurance and mass. If you can handle it physically you can handle it mentally.
>>29848013
Dude you are a genius. Too bad your reverse psychology move didn't work.
>>29849593
Mil poster is me here >>29849644
Other anon was just fed up with the autism I guess.
>>29849646
>if you can handle physically, you can handle mentally
Spoken like a true casual mate, most of the retards who bail out are in great shape, but signed on for the wrong reasons, or couldn't hack the "bullying", or simply didn't even make it through the interview process.
They are more worried about personel being mentally fit nowadays after all of the suicides, civi killings, green on blue etc
>>29847607
A real hero. We need more people like him.
>>29849364
>I strongly suggest you try alcohol out.
not OP or that anon but why tho
nobody would ever say that about other drugs, you think you are ever gonna read "I would strongly suggest you try smoking"?
please don't give me some "it feeeels goood man" or "you will be more social xD" arguement.
>>29849707
Fair point, I just wanted that dude to think for a second he was capable of something more than shit-posting on the internet. And I stand by it, I do, he could make it if he could muster the inner and physical strength, but you're right.
>>29849752
You are doing god's work mate, but he needs to be prepared.
When you know that it's the shittest thing ever, and they will try to break you and see what they want, it makes the process ten times easier.
Skinny anon, in all honesty, join a sports team and play everyday. It's the best way to move towards the military. (I reccomend Waterpolo personally, it has heavy banter, and teaches that if the ref isn't watching, it didn't happen)
If you don't want to join a sports team, you don't want to be in the army, simple as that.
>>29849707
Why do soldiers suicide and kill civilians? That remembers me of a song about a veteran that kills civilians with his rifle, i think it's by David Bowie
>>29849364
>that's hardly based on anything
maybe because alcohol is a class 1 carcinogen? maybe because alcohol causes people to become drunk violent assholes?
maybe because I am not a normie who's main goal in life is to feel good? look at the way the people outside my room acted tonight, one fucking broke a window with his fist
just because everyone drinks alcohol doesn't mean you need to, horrible reasoning
alcohol and drugs are shit tier vices for morons. perhaps weed is ok, but I think smoking shit looks dumb as fuck, only way I would try it is through edibles and even then... why? why would I even want to spend money on weed even if it was legal?
>>29846519
>>29846483
I want to comfort you but I don't know how :(
>>29849836
You comforted me just by posting in my thread anon ilu ^_^
>>29849830
Skelly anon here
My emotional life has been a wreck lately, next week I'm going to a handful of parties hoping to drink myself to death and do drugs, i just want to ease this pain jesus christ, guess forced normiedom is the lowest a robot can fall, i honestly can't think about a worse situation, suicide feels too fucking unrewarding when you can numb your pain with cancer inducing crap
>>29849886
How long you've been there? What do the roommates think of you? Are they okay guys when they're not throwing parties?
>>29849826
They lose it mate.
You watch your buddies die to guys that look just like civilians, every day. Eventually you lose it and want to take the fight to them, crack and kill a non-combatant who was probably planning to blow up a patrol later in the day anyways.
Everyone dies horribly for no discernible reason anymore, you can't control anything, you want to regain some form of self-determination, and so you lose it and eat your own gun.
Green on Blue is when the locals who are supposed to be working with you decide to turn their guns on you, and that is just fucked sideways.
It's gonna be alright anon. I was in a similar situation once and I just took sleeping pills or dramamine to sleep.
>>29849935
Taking sleeping pills and "it's gonna be alright" do not go together.
>>29849925
The words on your post suddenly built back the song in my mind, it's running gun blues, thanks for the explanation
>>29849917
>How long you've been there?
here in the apartment? a few months
at the party? it's done now, idk, maybe a few hours?
>What do the roommates think of you?
quiet and nice
after this their opinions of me will go down, I think they expected me to join the party
>Are they okay guys when they're not throwing parties?
yes they are very ok, but at the same time they are very normie
>>29849998
It's not late still, you can say you were reading or studying something. They won't care if you're quiet. Just drink something and sit there, say something only if you feel like it not out of some sense of obligation.
>>29850090
WHY, WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? WALK ME THROUGH THIS PROCESS. THEY WILL CARE IF SOME WEIRD QUIT GUY WHO WAS IN HIS ROOM THE WHOLE TIME RANDOMLY CAME OUT AND SAT DOWN. WHY WOULD YOU WANT HIM TO SUBJECT HIMSELF TO SUCH AN AWKWARDLY PAINFUL SITUATION? I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND
>>29849542
>>29849707
>Well, I'm out.
you can't handle the truth? the reason the military has so many problems with the mental wellness of their personnel is because they literally can only choose their cannon fodder from a pool of the stupidest people in this country. People who are on a good path in life do not choose military. People who are going places with their life don't choose to get yelled at by some old faggot to make their bed and shine their shoes everyday.
Don't pretend that "getting in" to the military is hard, or some impressive feat. Literally anyone who is even slightly fit, who is not an obese moron can pass the mental and physical tests. It's obvious you are the kind of guy who really respects the marine corps - their 2006 attrition rate from selection to completion of US Marines boot camp was only 11.4%. You know what that means?
It means 90% of the fucking idiots who weren't obese when they applied got their job at the marines. Simply nobody wants to do this dumbshit job except violent morons, it's no surprise they have mental problems.
Do not glorify military life. Don't fool yourself into thinking you are doing good work or protecting anything. You aren't, you are just being used as a tool for America to swing it's dick at it's enemies, and you are wasting years of your life away in a desert base for no real purpose. Tell me anon, why are there so many homeless veterans today? How many soldiers do you think in all honesty actually see or experience gunfire, you think they care greatly about green on blue? PTSD is a meme, most people in the military are simply fucking morons.
In conclusion, yes, I could get in easily. But who would honestly choose to go into the military?
>>29849707
>couldn't hack the "bullying"
forgot to mention, do you realize how stupid this sounds? Is the military only comprised of middle schoolers?
u damn motherfucker nearly destroyed my ears with ur fucking vocaroo. no warning and the shit was so loud.
seriously fuck you
>>29850363
OP here, not in the military obviously but there's lots of good reasons to go into the military other than fighting
maybe the military guy knows more but I think the Navy would probably be pretty comfortable
>>29846780
>that autistic clapping
why do normies do this
OP YOU'RE A FUCKING WORTHLESS PUSSY FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU
DO SOMETHING FAGIT
>>29850425
imagine how I felt with that shit coming from all sides of me
the speakers were right next to me on the other side of the wall
I could feel the vibrations in my head
>>29850516
I did do something
I stayed in my room and posted on 4chan :^)
maybe if they have a party again I will just sleep outside and fucking die, or ask them to go to one of their friends houses or something
>>29850552
DO SOMETHING AND VOCAROO IT YOU FUCKING BORING FAGGOT
>>29850600
>DO SOMETHING AND VOCAROO IT YOU FUCKING BORING FAGGOT
o-ok fine what do I do
>>29850363
>mfw born middle upper-class
>mfw this demographic makes up the majority of the armed forces in Australia, American and the UK
>mfw I also finished high school with good marks and was accepted into a top university
>mfw I made a concious decision to serve my country and do something unique instead of becoming just another wageslave
Kek, nice attempt, but poor trolling overall, I rate 4/10 because I replied to it. You have clearly never looked closely into any of the statistics you are shouting. The attrition rates at bootcamp are minor because people usually drop in the application process or during employment training (after bootcamp), as that is when the difficulty comes in because a trade is involved.
Very little of the armed forces are made up "cannon fodder" as you claim, and I am actually one of the lowest positions in the whole show, but am likely more intelligent than you.
You couldn't get in, I can smell your awkwardness and autism from here. Just by the fact you don't believe in it means you will never make it.
Why you so mad bro, some army guy bull your oneitis?
>>29850382
>I don't understand what quotation marks imply
New recruits have called it that in my presence, they didn't make it.
>>29850451
All of the services are relatively comfortable if you can make friends and handle preassure. I just went army because I like guns and didn't feel like becoming highly educated to do something which is not my only passion in life.
>>29850629
yell at them to shutup/say something spergy and vocaroo it
>>29850655
>some army guy bull your oneitis?
that's exactly the kind of shit they would do if I had a gf, because that's the kind of people they are
they are dumb bulls, no better than animals, think with their dicks and not their brains
don't try and tell me that army guys are smarter than your average college student, we both know that is complete bullshit. The only people who have respect for the military are those in the lowest positions such as yourself, or those who think it's all about "shooting up towelheads in the middle east"
I bet that's why you joined, you wanted to shoot people. Admit it. I bet you are upset you haven't killed any sandniggers yet, aren't you, and you never will because you are the the lowest position and they don't trust you with a gun since you might hurt others or kill yourself (as militaryfags tend to do)
>>29850862
>lowest position
Nigro, I don't know how you took that, but I am a rifleman, private. I am the guy who kills people, that is my role, pure infantry.
I am the lowest rank of rifleman, not some kind of cleaner POG shit.
I think with my brain, and am probably better educated than you in my field. That doesn't stop me also being a bull when I need to be, and playing around in the sandbox from some cash and respect.
I mean shit, I get home grants, healthcare, respect, travel, and mates, while getting paid enough to start my own agricultural business (my dream and biology degree goal) when I get out.
Enjoy your basement bruh, I have screencapped this for the plat. I am sure some of them will wanna bull the women in your life because you are definitely a cuck.
>>29849422
>in my country i have to go to military training for months just for being a male anyways
kek
>>29851101
Good on yah mate, I wish we had it here.
Just it changes things then, as everybody goes so they are a lot more used to robots etc than the voluntary forces.
>>29850939
you are a cuckposter, that's pretty much all that needs to be said about your intelligence
>I am the guy who kills people
don't even need to make this shit up, militaryfags are proud of this. That's me. I am THAT guy. I am the one who kills.
the people who go into the military are edgy kids who didn't do well in school and want to empty a clip of their problems into "sandniggers", I am pleasantly surprised you said people. yeah you get travel, you get to go to shitty desert barracks, yeah you get mates, you get to talk to like minded idiots obsessed with weapons who glorify the military and the military aesthetic, who thinks serving is the highest calling, the most noble occupation someone could pursue
>>29846780
>i dont get it how can people have fun doing this?
because they're with their friends, or at least those they perceive to be friends which is enough
>>29850939
I don't know who you think respects you other than others in the military of course, but it's pretty obvious that respect is very important to you, for much the same reasons that primates maintain respect in their platoons, so the order isn't disrupted. You know why obedience is shoved down the throat of those who join the military? It's because those who join are SO stupid they need to be given very exact instructions on how to live life. They need to be retaught every aspect of life, and are not allowed personal space or privacy like actual functioning adults. You do get measly pay, but perhaps you shouldn't be given that privilege considering we both know how your peers waste it. Only at higher ranks are the officers trusted financially to find their own housing.
Healthcare and college grants are the two things the military offers that are valuable, the carrot on a stick that makes soldiers think maybe they can turn their life around after service, maybe I can go to college and actually do well after I serve. But even here, people in the military are simply TOO retarded to use the GI grant money correctly, with 8 of the top 10 institutions reviving money from the GI bill being for profit.
have fun starting your little weed business when you get out. I am sure you are very proud of that biology degree.
>>29851197
>I wish we had it here.
of course you think that. everyone should own a gun too, right? gotta take safety into our own hands, it's a dangerous world out there, bogeymen around every corner
>>29847828
>I live with these normals and they WILL fuck my life up
You have rights as a renter/tenant. You can take them to court and possibly even have them evicted.
>>29851331
This! Also might just say how much I sympathize, OP. I am having a shit night but at least I can be miserable in peace. I hope this gets resolved for you and I honestly wish I was there to help
>>29848093
>OP pays his share of the rent as well and is entitled to live comfortably in his own home
And the people he rents with are entitled to have guests and parties.
Which is why OP could also try talking to them. If that doesn't work, he can start hoarding up the apartment until it smells so bad the normies move.
>>29846483
anon this is why you live at home during university/college and commute
Don't have to deal with normie trash
>>29848685
>It didn't really affect them because the music started up momentarily after
Cellular data bro.
>>29849830
>maybe because alcohol is a class 1 carcinogen?
Everything everywhere gives you cancer.
>maybe because alcohol causes people to become drunk violent assholes?
Not true. Plenty of people are happy drunks.
>maybe because I am not a normie who's main goal in life is to feel good?
Drinking doesn't change that. You can still be edgy while drunk.
>>29849717
It's because drinking for enjoyment is as old as human civilization.
>>29851527
>It's because drinking for enjoyment is as old as human civilization.
this is a non-reason
people have been killing people for as long as human civilization existed, you wouldn't say they should continue doing that
>>29851223
>no reasonable responces to anything I said
Yep, killing is our genetic inheretence mate. We are made to do it, so I do it.
>>29851246
>who respects the military
Fuck mate, just look at the polls from your own country about military respect and honour in the US civilian population.
>told what to do
What do you think being part of society is? you can't escape the constant rules, the Army is just upfront about it at least. I don't mind being told what to do so long as I can see how it is useful/relevant.
>measly pay
I would do it for free desu senpai, as would a fair few I know, but the benefits just make it so nice that I don't know how everyone doesn't serve.
>weed business
Not enough return on investment, especially as I would need a huge amount of experience and permits for Australia due to clinical trials being the only demand.
>guns memes
I own one, I think everyone should know how to shoot one and be able to enjoy it. If everyone had the stomach to hunt then invasive species would be a thing of the past.
Fuck do you care if people like the military? You seem extraordinarily butthurt that I enjoy my life in regards to my current career.
In a similar boat, this happens to me every so often. It's bearable most times but tonight there's some kind of initiation stuff going on and people were knocking on my door etc which was spooky
>>29851642
>If everyone had the stomach to hunt then invasive species would be a thing of the past.
gunfags save the day again! They literally fucking shoot the zebra mussels out of the water with the SVD Dragunov's they chose to buy instead of making a down payment on a house
>would do it for free
of course you would. only occupation where you can legally kill others in the world, you might wanna consider becoming a cop after your little stint in the military
>polls
support the troops dude :^)
I don't like the war in iraq but I definitely support the troops though, gotta support the troops, that's what the telly tells me to do, who doesn't support the troops?
>>29851642
>I think everyone should know how to shoot one and be able to enjoy it
I wanna own a tank anon. I am very rich, I would like to purchase a nuclear missile.
But I can't because it's dangerous.
You know, anon, in the future, I am quite confident that manual driving will be illegal. Self driving cars are simply safer for the general populace, machines simply make far less mistakes than humans do.
This is why driving yourself will be less safe, BECAUSE humans make more mistakes than machines.
But even in this distant future when driving yourself will be illegal, gunfags will make sure that you can still carry a gun in public. They do not make mistakes, apparently they are all good people, who carry this deadly weapon purely for defensive or recreational reasons. They will make sure that they can take safety into their own hands in this very dangerous scary world, even in the future, even knowing that humans are prone to make mistakes. When the rest of the civilized world calmly walks through malls and supermarkets, you bring in your guns, scaring the kids, putting people on edge. You know that Australia's gun law's make Australia a better place, and it pisses you off. You know that gun ownership in the states is decreasing as less country hicks want to shoot their neighbors, and it pisses you off. You WISH that someone went on a shooting spree in Australia, so you can say "Oh, someone with a gun there would have stopped this."
I bet you also advocate for the elimination of gun free zones, people like you often do. Oh, criminals aren't gonna follow these laws! You say. Of course. I agree. It should be completely legal for people to bring guns into malls and schools, hell, people should bring guns to political events. after all, these are rational people - more guns will only increase the safety I suppose.
>>29846780
>rack city
propa banger desu
>>29847128
>racecar blanket and polar bear pajamas
OP are you fucking gay or something
this is why your roommates hate you, you act like a baby
Anyone had to hazing type stuff?
>>29852049
>had to
What did you mean by this
hazing is voluntary, if someone signs up for a frat or something
Hopefully no frat-type normal fags are here
>>29851926
>unable to detect that land animals were implied when a land-based weapon was being discussed
Okay lad
>killing is bad mang
Provide proof.
>everyone else is just brainwashed
Yep, keep telling yourself that, do you own a tinfoil hat too?
>>29851936
>whole tangent based off common arguments which I didn't provide
Everyone owning a gun does not imply that they should carry it around everywhere, neither does everyone enjoying shooting.
Australia has had horrific shootings, and I actually like our current gun laws, especially the preference they give to servicemen and vets.
Again with the crazy buttmad? Just chill out man, people can enjoy gun responsibly without going full blown nuts. You seem like the kind of person who will intentionally try and antagonise anyone in a physical or social position of power, especially if they are armed. BLM member by chance?
A huge number of robots seem really anti-establishment, which is fucked up desu senpaitachi, as the establishment is what allows you to exist, the cops protect you from the normies pulling you out and executing you.
>>29852173
>I want to feel blood on my hands. I want to SEE my victims writhing in pain after I shoot them in non-lethal areas, specifically so I can wach as they bled out to death. Why is this wrong?
you seem like a very religious individual, here is some proof for you direct from your leader
>b-but I meant land animals, which make up 0.01% of invasive species. Us gunfags can definitely kill these animals, we are very good at killing things we can kill them too
ok
go have fun shooting the cane toads in your area
>you would probably be fucking dead right now if it wasn't for me, people would come and kill you
sorry but I have a little more faith in people than most gun people seem to have
I simply don't believe that most people want to kill other people. Not many people are like that, even in countries without an armed establishment
I am not anti-establishment, I am anti gun. I do not want you to have fun with your gun.
>>29852324
>christianity is the answer
Mate, the commandments are guidelines at best, murder has been a central part of all religion.
>0.1%
Go right now and have a look at the NT and QLD restricted species list. Those that make up the vast majority of current economic damage are land animals.
I have been paid to undertake rabbit population control on local farms, it's a big deal here.
>I have faith in people
Because history is on your side right? humans never kill each other? We never get scared and decide to "burn the witch"?
Have you ever even fired a gun? or is this opinion all just repeated dogma?
are you in the US my lad?
>>29852408
>Have you ever even fired a gun?
yes in boy scouts. I got my rifle shooting merit badge during a summer camp one year. Why does this matter?
I like how gunshits bring this up like it makes any difference whatsoever
>I fired a gun before, so clearly my opinion on gun violence and gun legislation is more valid than yours.
literally no, just because you play with your gun and have/want to kill people before doesn't mean that you should be allowed to carry your gun in public
imo guns are not needed in first world countries, they are not important, I don't know why you feel people need the right to enjoy using weapons. I want to sit in a tank and drive around anon, maybe shoot a few things, why can't I do that?
and using guns for that issue is like using a hammer to make orange juice, it's not the best tool for the job. Think about how effective guns were in the Emu war anon, I know how stressful that was for your people, think about that and think about what was the problem. Was it the Emu's, were they too strong? or maybe there might have been a better way to capture them then blindly shooting at them? I think this is the same for most situations, guns can be eliminated through other technology
saying that guns can be used for recreational purposes is like saying that hammers can be used for things other than hitting nails
sure but who cares
guns are used for violent purposes, to hunt, to kill other people
>history is on your side right
yes, for 99.99% of the time literally nothing happens
people normally don't shoot other people or kill other people
even if 100% of people inside of a community had guns this wouldn't change. But they don't need guns, guns in this situation don't accomplish anything except putting people on edge because people want to play with a dangerous weapon, and mistakes happen because people are stupid
just like cars will be phased out, so will guns in due time
>>29852408
>christianity is the answer
I never said this, just seemed like something you would empathize with
I think you shouldn't kill people in most situations because it's wrong
you want proof why killing is bad? how would you feel if your parents or army mates were killed, that's a stupid question what kind of proof are you looking for?
>>29852696
It makes a difference so I know that you have some idea of how dangerous a firearm used correctly is.
I am not sure you are aware of Australian gun laws, but we are not just wandering around with rifles in our hands. I only ever shoot on my land or on the range, and at targets and game, having shot since I was 11 or 12, and I don't see how this constitutes more of threat than bow hunting or spearfishing and other sports of similair nature?
>Emu war
Yeah, those cunts are harder to kill than anyone outside of Australia knows. Personally watched one eat a good 2 clips of .308 and still run.
>99% of the time people are not violent
What the fuck man? People have always, and will always, resort to violence in the face of confrontation/stress/conflict, and while I don't think everyone should run around strapped, I do believe that self-defense through non-lethal means is nessasary in a fair few situations.
>>29852741
>things are bad because I don't like them
Yeah this is pretty inkeeping with the rest of your argument, as I couldn't really say imperatively why killing my family would be a bad thing other than that they don't deserve it in my opinion.
Tbh senpai if it was a war, and they were likely to hurt/kill you, and you killed them, fair enough, I would do the same thing to your senpai. If you just walked up and blew away my family, I wouldn't be too fazed if I got to blow you and yours away to make up for it. Shit happens, everything dies, and our entire society works together to try and make us forget that fact.
You are so upset that certain things exist to kill, and you are what modern society breeds. Have you ever even killed small game? gutted your own catches?
