Whats that one thing literally everyone including robots can do but you can't?
>ride a bike
>>29845476
>get someone to reply to my thread
>>29845476
Can't ride a bike.
I'm also 20 and still have no idea how to drive. Never even got to learn.
go outside
show face to another human being
let another human being hear voice
i'm not sure what i am anymore
break up with my gf who I don't want to be in a relationship with anymore
ROLL THEIR 'R'S
I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO FUCKING DO IT AND EVERYONE I KNOW CAN
FUCKING ASSHOLES
>>29845476
Talk to other people in a non-autistic way (i.e., not directly related to the job you're doing, or "h-haha, you too!")
>including robots
This board is normie-infested now, I don't know what that even means
also
>go 48 hours without getting drunk
how else do humans deal with the crippling weight of reality?I miss her, robots, if I die with her name on my lips I will have no regretsit's been six years since she was hit by a car
>>29845799
gook?
oqoekrkt
Eat apples without gagging. I just can't. They disgust me.
It's not the flavor. I can drink apple juice. It's all texture and smell and appearance. All i can think of when i see an apple is putrid smushed rotting apples in the schoolyard from when i was little.
>>29846350
Were you raped in that schoolyard anon?
Feel anything
Play basketball, even the literal special ed kids in PE were better than me
I can't evem dribble the ball without using both hands which isnt allowed and I've never made a basket in my life, the worst part is I'm black so i always got picked first since I went to a white school and felt bad for their disappoint
>>29845678
Same shit here, but i'm 21
>>29845799
same
German class was a bitch
>>29846407
No. My elementary school was just disgusting. Run down. Poor neighborhood. Half the students were indian (feathers) kids bussed in from their ghettos. Dirty. The fucking smell.
Bananas and oranges are also out. Same reason.
>>29845476
Tie a knot
>>29845476
Drive a car.
I never learned how to tie my shoelaces so I came up with my own way eventually.
>>29845725
Technically correct since robots can't acquire a gf to break up with. Very creative.
>>29846800
Same desu fampai
it all worked out though, I only have to tie my shoes like once a halfyear. They get that perfect tightness where they won't fall off, but I can still slide my feet in or out with ease.
>>29845476
I can't ride a bike and get shit for it constantly, too. I feel this feel anon.
Can't swim blox
Swim. I have a borderline fear of being near the sea or a pool due to shitty experiences in school swimming lessons when I was around 9, stemming both from not being able to do it and the embarrassment from being the only one who couldn't.
tie my shoes
tell the time
put on weight.
>>29845476
I never learnt till I went to school.
>Teacher says we will have bike day and go to the park
>Don't have bike
>Only kid in class who can't ride
>Some other kid brings me one
Things went better than expected.
Rode the thing till we had to go home.
