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/r9k/ on Craigslist there's this older woman (40) who says
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/r9k/ on Craigslist there's this older woman (40) who says she's interested in having a summer fling with a younger guy (I'm 18). I'm fairly good looking but very autistic so I figure this is as good of a chance as I'm gonna get of losing my virginty before college which might shake off some autism so I could have a chance at being a normie and maybe even getting a gf.

Anyway my question is what do I say about myself that will get her to respond? Should I beeee myself and tell her I'm just trying to lose my virginity before college or should I say something else, also know that in person there's no way I'll be able to impersonate chad if that's your advice. I lack any of that kind of confidence.

Also should I reply to her with my main email or one of my side emails or does it not matter?

>pic not related just really cute
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good god lad, have some standards unless she's a milf, pics
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>>29843744
high chance of the herps id be cautious. most likely she is looking for chad. dont send pics unless she asks, especially not dick pics. thats all i got
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>>29843744
it will be much easier for you to lose your virginity to a girl your age in college, don't sweat it

unless you are a real robot of course
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>>29843764
She didn't post pics, but 40 isnt that old and she said she was blonde, 5'8", and average build, and lives in the suburbs so I'd guess she'd at least be fuckable.
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dont try to be chad. just try to be sweet and say you want to learn how to pleasure a woman and go down on a woman and stuff like that.

do it and suck her feet
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>>29843788
She's from the suburbs but I'll wear a condom just in case.

She did say she wanted pics (I'm only sending one of my face since my dick is average). Why would I not post pics? Wouldn't my face be my biggest asset?
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>>29843890
i meant like nude ones. face is fine. just dont escalate shit if she doesnt ask
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>>29843812
But wouldn't getting some experience make myself more confident and more able to leave robotdom? You guys are great but it's really lonely and sad here.
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>>29843920
Ok thx.

Do you have any idea about my email question?
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>>29843844
Ok but how do I say that without sounding really cringy?
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>>29843953
i have zero experience with women and im 20. not the best person for advice lol
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>>29843953

seriously anon I wouldn't recommend it. There's a reason why she has to resort to using craigslist to find guys to fuck, even if you don't know it yet. wait till college, your confidence won't change if you fuck this lady
Also, you didn't even send an email and are just assuming she will fuck you. I guarantee over 100 guys have already emailed her, you don't understand just how fucked the gender dynamics truly are

to answer your question, there's literally no reason to use your actual email address, she doesn't need to use your name. use a side email and have it forward to your main, more commonly checked email or something
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>>29844016
I'm still gonna email her because I'm desperate and thirsty as fuck even if I'm only controbuting to the gender dynamic problem, believe me I'm well aware of that problem.

Thanks for your answer on the email question though.
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>>29844089
Why don't you just pay for it?
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>>29844247
1. I don't know how to find prostitutes or escorts. I don't know what websites I would go to for that. If you have any reccomendations if love to see them.

2. I don't really have any money of my own. I could use the debit card my parents gave me but it would be awkward if they found out I paid for sex. I guess I could slowly ask my mom for money but it would take a week or two for me to have enough to pay for sex. (How much does the average escort or prostitute cost?)

3. I'm living at my parents house so I'd either have to go to her house which I doubt I'd be able to or pay for a hotel room which would be another expense.
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>>29844459
Bump

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Bump

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>>29844459
try using the escorts section of backpage. most asian massage places are brothels as well
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