g...gf?

I want to be lauren mayberry's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>29843346
Mulan is the type of story that could only have happened in East Asia.

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>>29843383
THAT'S WHAT I SAID

A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Erika Sarantos.

(My comment original enough? Fuck off.)

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YOU'RE A SPINELESS, PALE, PATHETIC LOT
BUT BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH
MISTER I'LL
MAKE A CHAD
OUT OF YOUUUUUUUU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcsS1NWv9uM

I wonder how many of us were here for this

I imagine most have moved on in some shape or form by now