>go out to my car to do laundry and get some booze before the liquor store closes
>multiple birds had explosive diarrhea all over my car
JUST
should I go find a bird nest and take a shit in it to see how they like it?
fucking flying cunts
That was the funnest thing I read today
THE HOOD AND ROOF OF MY CAR ARE COVERED IN WHITE BIRD SHIT WITH BITS OF WORMS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>phone pics are too big of file size to post to show you the shitpocalypse
FUCKING 4CHAN
Bird: What kind of shit do you want?
Car: Just shit my fuck up