Have you ever payed for something most people take for granted /r9k/?I payed for someone to talk to me today.
no because there is no god
>>29841888
Reading isn't that hard you illiterate fuck try again
>>29841833
That was a silly idea anon, there are plenty of robots on here who woulda talked to you for free
Unless you mean irl, in which case I'm sorry to hear thatA-also, it's paid, not payed
>>29841888
Truly this must show that most people don't bother reading the thread when replying. Just mindless impulsive typing. Derp derp tip tip le funny hat. Back to plebbit you go.
>have you ever payed
i dont even have money
>>29842162
I think the anon misread it as prayed, no need to bully so hard, it's an honest mistake
>>29841833
I go to a psychologist, is that paying someone to listen too?
>>29841833
That's worryinghttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1RwbT2EVjMf
>>29841833
I would've talked to you for free.
I bought a guy a game just so he would play with me
>tfw he never did
>>29842528
Was it Monster Hunters? Because if it was, sorry, but I DID give you your 5 dollars back.
>>29841833
>tfw started going to church for companionship but they're all unbearable.
What's a word that describes kind people who you just can't stand? I really wanted to like them though.
>>29842548
Nope, KOF'98
>>29842572
Insufferable
>>29842459
I might go see a psychiatrist. I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't make friends or manage to get anyone to tolerate me in real life, or over the internet, and whenever I do talk to someone, I always feel incredibly distant from them, it's just impossible to find any meaningful connection with anyone.
>>29842697
List your age, height, weight, ethnicity, clothes, music, hobbies, interests, job, and field of study
List whatever you can, then I'll explain to you why you're in the position that you're in.
>>29842822
21
5'11"
200lbs
Caucasian mutt
Basic uniqlo shit
Techno, house, noise, ambient, hardcore punk
Lifting, music, gardening, hiking
Music, political theory, vidya, reading
student
differential topology
I think I'm just a very boring person that drives others away which precludes any sort of emotional intimacy happening
>>29841833
considering paying someone to cuddle with me
>>29843159
OP here
I have payed someone to hug me
Well worth it, would do it again.
>>29842927
You lack social awareness so it's difficult for you to even work on those skills. I'm assuming you have trouble keeping conversations going and almost never initiate them on your own. When you do talk, you don't empathize with the other party; instead you rely on sharing knowledge you've recently acquired. What I mean by this is you might try talking about some academic or niche subject with an uninterested person, then to make things worse you butcher up the explanations. You might hate yourself afterwards then attempt to force yourself into talking about things you have no idea about, but then you also butcher that up. The other person picks up on your incoherence immediately and it puts you two at a distance.
Work on your social skills,lose some weight, stop browsing /pol/, play less vidya
Your taste in music is pretty normie, so I'm sure there are events you can go to relating to that where you don't have to talk a lot.
What was the last book you read anon?
>>29843226
i dunno, im apprehensive because paying for it would ruin it since I know they dont really care and are pretending
>>29843240
>>29842927
My advice was vague; I could go in depth and elaborate so that it sounds less like "b urself m8" but in all honesty I don't think you'd take what I have to say seriously and actually work on it. Which is fine.
>>29843226
how much did it cost you? who was it?
curious because I fantasize about doing this.
>>29843226
I did the same, it was nice to feel like someone cared for a few seconds
Do you think a hooker would charge less if I paid her to stay the night and cuddle because there's no actual sex, or would she charge more because it'd be several hours of her time?
>>29843434
girlfriend experience is a lot more expensive.
>>29843240
>I'm assuming you have trouble keeping conversations going and almost never initiate them on your own.
Yeah.
>When you do talk, you don't empathize with the other party; instead you rely on sharing knowledge you've recently acquired
'Empathy' confuses me, but perhaps I'm just misunderstanding what people mean by it. I feel like I empathize with others, when others around me are hurting, I also hurt internally, can usually relate to the pain being felt, but I have trouble expressing my emotions, and do a poor job of comforting individuals, and often approach interpersonal problems too 'analytically', offering solutions and pragmatic attempts to resolve what is bothering them, but I've come to realize that this isn't what people are looking for, and I do a rather awful job of 'comforting', so I appear to others cold and robotic.
>What I mean by this is you might try talking about some academic or niche subject with an uninterested person, then to make things worse you butcher up the explanations. You might hate yourself afterwards then attempt to force yourself into talking about things you have no idea about, but then you also butcher that up.
I avoid talking about things I lack knowledge of, and readily admit when I don't know things, but I probably do try to discuss things that most people are uninterested in; 'small talk' confuses me.
I don't browse pol, and I'm not fat, I'm fairly fit.
>Your taste in music is pretty normie
I wish that were the case, it's extremely difficult where I live to find anyone interested in the same artists I am.
The last book I read was Moby Dick.
>>29843357
You're being presumptuous and mean-spirited and I'm unsure what I did to cause such a reaction.
>>29843375
I thought about using craigslist but then decided yikyak would be a better place for it. Some guy around my age responded, he said don't bother paying him but I insisted, he was only willing to accept 5$.
I pay Vietnamese women to file and paint my nails. Feels bad man.
>>29842697
Have you considered you might be autistic?
>>29843527
That'd explain why I take to math so easily. I thought autistic individuals were supposed to be apathetic towards emotional intimacy.
My brother has genuine autism, to the point of being nonverbal, actually.
I paid 0.65 to send a facebook message to a girl I used to work with after I got fired.
It was literally the only way I could say goodbye to her and facebook jews made me pay for it.
>>29841833
Done.
>>29843226
Done.
All in one, anyway. I gave money to this gal, back at my highscool to listen me and my problems for a while.
Eventually she felt kinda bad and gave me my money back the day after.
>>29843673
The fact that she gave it back is worse I think
>>29843720
I always considered a something out of humanity... But yeah, It was probably pity. But that's why I'm writing on /r9k/ at 5:26 am Instead of sleeping with my 3d girlfriend.
>>29842459
> that voice
Holy shit anon, you have a smooth voice. I like it
>>29843569
At least you are good at math. I'm an almost 30 years old kv with a meme degree and barely scraping by on minimum wage.
>>29844095
Thanks, I appreciate it. My voice is just in a good place today.
>>29842697
>I can't make friends or get anyone to tolerate me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h4g45uN1CAChances are they like you more than you think.
>>29844407
> it's all about putting your self out there
> mfw an aun of mine told me i was such a nice person that i could be friend with anyone
> mfw i almost cried
