It's Saturday night. Post some humiliating school stories. I'll go first:
>7th grade dance
>all my friends are getting grinded on by junior high pussy
>haven't grinded all night
>girl makes a passive compliment in my direction
>ask her to dance
>she says "no"
>guy in her vicinity laughs at me
>I feebly choke him when he turns his back
>He punches me in the face
>Teacher saw me getting punched
>Start crying my eyes out due to embarrassment
>Everyone sees
>The kid explains what happens
>end up getting in trouble
>Mom picks me up
>She's clearly humiliated
>I cry the whole way home
>Freshman year, high school
>Me, girl, and two other guys talk about 9/11
>girls says if she was in a situation like that she'd have sex with whichever guy is there
>I audibly gasp
>get boner
>they laugh at me
>Next year, I have another class wit her
>haven't seen her since the incident
>she says "get away, creep"
I haven't been normal since
A weird ass story that didn't even happen to me but I gotta tell
>high school senior year
>kinda robot friend (male) is a fucking chubby chaser because he thirsty as fuck
>fat ass girl two years behind us wants his dick
>it's break time
>he's into her class' room and we're all there
>bitch puts him in a chair and starts lap-dancing for him
>the fattest bitch you ever saw
>all the buddies cheering
>the fatass has some bizarrely professional looking moves
>I just leave because the vision is too much for my head
>go to our class' room
>another friend arrives saying "If I could unsee some things I would..."
>>29841649
>Dating a girl in hs for about three months, she's of the popular crowd and i'm of the weird but interestingly autistic crowd
>I was in a band with my best friend
>lots of people were into her but somehow i piqued her interest, idk why
>we don't fuck but she sucks me off/ lets me play with the titties
>dump her with no explanation
I didn't want to tell her it was because she believed in the healing power of crystals
>my best friend is dating her closest friend
>suddenly he has no time to hang with me pr practice despite upcoming gigs
>multiple times bails on arrangements we had to hang
>when we finally do get together say he's been hanging with his gf and my ex a lot
>le smirk
>"She said you had a small dick dude."
>suddenly an explanation for all the looks i've been getting at school
>suddenly realize she's been turning my friend against me by exploiting his ego and manipulating his gf
>She broke up my fucking band fuck
>alone for the rest of high school
>mfw my dick wasn't even small, we never fucked cause it wouldn't fit
>>29841861
>I didn't want to tell her it was because she believed in the healing power of crystals
Two things should have occurred to you
1. Women don't have brains
2. Some people have retarded points of view we unfortunately can not change
>>29841904
Her mom believed in them too, strange family. I didn't want to be around them after that conversation.
hence the breakup.
>>29841649
literallly indian tier
>>29841649
Now you know to never let your emotions get the best of you.
Imagine, if you hadn't done a thing nobody would have remembered that event but you. You might have had some confidence as an adult.
>>29841929
>>29841861
You made the right move, she was probably a fucking minefield of mental issues and if you'd have let her get too attached to you she probably would have done something more psychotic than fuck with your friendships.
>>29841861
>popular
If that's not enough reason to secretly kill a Stacy and dump her body down the river in a trunk filled with cement, I don't know what it is
>>29841988
Thanks anon, I think I did too. I've heard some stories about how she's turned out, really crazy bitch.
Still, I feel insecure about penis size despite quantifiably above average.
Might as well have a small penis in real life if that's what I'm going to keep telling myself you know, I need to talk to a counselor about this or something. R9K is sometimes the best counselor
>>29841861
raged at this one, what a bitch
>get beaten up by a girl
>too shocked to retaliate
>still get suspended anyway
fucking normies man
>>29842045
why'd she fight you?
>>29842022
I don't know that I'd do life in prison over a stacy
cops always look to the boyfriend or the ex boyfriend as an initial suspect
>>29841649
>8 or 9 grade
>be that joker funny guy, not beta
>one day the WHOLE class stopped talking with me
>week after everyone is friendly and talking with me like nothing happened
All these years later, i still have no clue what the fuck was that.
>>29841649
>just graduated a month ago
>school life was so uneventful, can't recall anything
>>29842054
called her fat desu
had it coming I suppose
>Be me.
>10th grade biology class.
>Be quiet class loner.
>Just doing my work.
>Some Stacy comes stick a piece of paper in my ear because some Chad dared her to.
>The few Chads and Stacys part of their social circle laugh.
>Teacher sees, makes her apologize.
>Now everyone notices and starts to laugh.
>Can't even look her in her eyes at this point.
>Just look down.
>"Sorrrry, anon."
>"It's o-o-okay."
>She sits down.
>Everyone now almost dying of laughter.
I don't know why the teacher made her do that. It made it so much worse. I would have just taken the piece of paper out of my ear and moved on with my life without everyone in class seeing it.
>>29841861
If some girls would make any jokes about my dick, i would just offer them to show it if it wasn't small.
>>29841649
are females fetishizing shitting now? rock bottom degeneracy right there
not a school story but
>summer camp
>11 years old
>get really friendly with this sorta chubby girl but she was really cute
>watching the fireworks for July 4th
>it's a downtime moment
>she's in my arms with her back to me
>hear someone right next to me say "You gaining weight?"
>she slaps me across the face and runs off crying
>go to her cabin to try to explain the situation
>her friend pushes me to the ground and slams the cabin door
>none of the girls make eye contact with me for the rest of the session
>it was only week 2
>7th or 8th grade idk
>go to some stupid park with friends
>never been outside with people before
>showed up
>didnt talk to anyone
>this one faggot keeps trying to make me look like a moron in front of his gf
>heard them all call me a loner and weirdo when i left
>none of them spoke to me again for some reason
>>29842176
they were likely fucked up drunk and just fucking around
>freshman year
>get home from a dance
>really horny
>remember my 8th grade sister was having a sleepover with 3 friends
>they were all passed out in the TV room watching Star Wars
>one of them was an Asian girl who was developing very early
>sleeping on her stomach
>really carefully pull her PJs down
>she's not wearing underwear
>kiss, squeeze, and nibble her ass for a good half hour
>she snores and doesn't budge the whole time
>pull her pants up and leave
>masturbate furiously
I fucking hate myself to this day for doing that.
>>29842240
>making excuses for inexcusable subhuman tier behaviour
normie detected
>summer after sophomore year
>last week of summer
>spend it with my bros
>at friend's house late at night
>playing 4 player split screen halo 1
>do that for a few hours
>go swimming
>really fucking bored
>decide we should fuck with some shit
>get on our shitty bikes and ride to our school
>we spray the school with really stupid shit
>penises and cuss words
>one friend pulls out a stamp pad
>I get an idea
>grab it and pull my dick out
>literally cover the entire underside of my cock and balls in ink
>waddle over to a door
>suddenly a police spot lights us up
>my friends grab their bikes and get out
>I try to get away but fall over because my pants are down
>two cops walk up laughing their asses off
>once they notice I have ink all over my dick they fucking lose it
>one of them gets on the radio
>"You fuckers won't believe this shit! Get to the station if you can!"
>we ride back to the station
>they give me shit about it
>"I've seen a lot of crazy shit, crack houses, sex dungeons, even a tranny sex club. This is a first son."
>they weeze with laughter
>we get to the station
>basically all the cops laugh at me when I show the chief my dick as "evidence"
>"Well son, because you've cooperated so much and embarassed yourself enough we're gonna let you and your friends off for spraying the school. Let us know when that ink comes out!"
>the cops all laugh as they give me my bike and I leave
I actually got pulled over by a cop and he walks up and let me go because of the whole ordeal an entire two years later.
>>29841861
Kinda like that one episode of peep show with the band manager
>>29841861
>popular
There's the problem. Why would you even give any time to someone who was popular?
99% of humiliating green texts begin with some autism fag trying to hang out with popular kids and pretending to be a normie.
You're just asking to get shat on and that's what happened.
Stay away from the popular kids. You can't become one of them, they won't accept you. Just stay away from them and if they say mean stuff just walk away and then wipe dog shit on their back pack the next day while they're walking along, without them noticing.
>>29842283
I'm saying THEY ARE NOT FETISHIZING SHIT, you fucking retard
>>29842169
I have another one that sticks out.
>Be me.
>11th grade chemistry class.
>Still same quiet class loner that no one likes.
>It's lab day.
>"Pick partners."
>There's an odd number of students in class, so someone had to work by (him/her)self.
>Obviously that ended up being me.
>I'mokaywiththis.jpg
>Start working.
>The biggest class Stacy walks in late.
>Fuck.
>"Oh anon doesn't have a partner, you can work with him."
>See the look of disgust on her face.
>She begrudgingly comes over to my table.
>Looks at the lab instructions for a second and then just walked over to a table with Chads.
>Did whole project by myself because I was a lot more comfortable by myself than I would have been with the biggest Stacy in the class.
>Teacher didn't care.
>Turned in project with just my name on it.
>See Stacy go over to it at the end of the class and put her name on it as well.
>Too beta to say anything.
>>29842286
Sounds like a fantastic memory to be honest with you anon.
That's the kind of shit I'd want to get together with my old high school buddies and laugh about. Congrats on being such an adventurous young lad.
>>29842260
8th graders are around 13 and freshmans around 14 right? That's not so bad. Sounds like a win to me.
>>29842064
We'll vouch for you no problemo
>>29842286
This is made up though, show me proof.
>>29842335
Yeah, agree, that sounds fun for a childhood memories
>>29842306
She pursued me to begin with, then I dumped her and she got fucking weird
But this was that one period between 2010 and 2013 where the chad/omega roles for teenagers got reversed. At least on the west coast, as far as I noticed.
>>29842335
>>29842354
We were pretty stupid. Small towns in Texas can do that to you.
>>29842350
How? It was literally like fifteen years ago. I could show a picture of my dick but the ink's all gone now.
>>29842460
kek alright I'll take your word for it anon
this is the kind of thing I want to believe anyway
I got arrested in front of my class
>>29842460
Okay post a dick pic.
>>29842495
greentext or nothing
>>29842196
how would you have explained the situation?
>>29842555
It didn't matter they already made up their mind about me whether I said it or not
>5th grade
>recess
>wearing sweatpants
>really annoying girl pulls my pants down in frnt of everyone
>chase her
>yank her dress over her head
>teacher sees
>yanks me by the hair and drags me to the principal's office
>tells the principal what she saw
>don't even get to say my side of the story
>no recess for the rest of the year
>have to talk to a psychologist every day instead
>the entire class has a talk about "sexual harassment" because of this
>>29842320
this happened nearly every time there was group work except I didn't do the work because I was too beta to even communicate with my partners so they end up just dragging me through whatever the assignment was
>be born in rural south carolina
>korean mom and dad
>still have no idea why they wouldn't pick L.A. or any other highly populated city with a korean community
>tfw only asian kid in elementary and middle school
>surprisingly didn't get bullied or anything, southern kids are pretty nice, hung out with a bunch of black kids too and played four-square during recess in 5th grade
>i felt like one of them, sure the occasional asian joke, but they were all pretty chill and made a bunch of friends with everyone.
>middle school
>puberty and identity and 'fitting in'
>start realizing that i'm different from everyone else, and isolate myself, never talk to anyone, sit alone at lunch or go to the library
>turn into a loser, no one knows i exist, just a weird asian kid, some think i just moved here and can't make friends because i can't speak english or something
>i remember this one morning i lost my voice because of a cold, i couldn't say a word if i tried, but went to school still
>keep thinking to myself "fuck what if the teacher calls on me or something and i can't speak?"
>the only person that realized that i couldn't talk was the lunch lady
>realized that day how much of a mute i was, some days when i would count the words i would say out loud, and it would be less than 10,
>moved to a different city in highschool
>still a mute, spent lunch in the bathroom, made no friends
i didn't even go the graduation ceremony. my mom and dad asked when they should go, and i just said that i didn't have to. i was too fucking scared to show them that i was a friendless loser, and that no body knew that i existed. I didn't want them to see all my classmates outside when it was over, and when everyone was crying and taking pictures and wishing each other their bests. i didn't want them to see how much of a loser their son was, off in a corner, looking at everyone, talking to no one.
i wish i was better and not so fucking insecure all the time. but i'm always going to be like this.
>>29842595
This story is tailor made to throw r9k into a rage.
>>29842516
This. Give us thepic_
>>29842691
>I'm always going to be like this
Not true anon not if you don't want to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM
>Be me
> 6th Grade
> Do this stupid thing every Wednesday where we walk for 30 minutes straight in the field.
> I get the idea to draw a penis on the wall with a water bottle.
> Draws cawk
> See some old lady see it.
> Teachers gather around it.
> Aid grabs megaphone and asks who drew this.
> Some black kid points at me an rats me out.
> Nigga what?
> Aid starts walking towards me.
> imboned.gif
> Get taken up to principal's office.
> She looks like Ms. Fowl from Jimmy Neutron.
> Tell her it wasn't me.
> Frame black kid who ratted,
> Shebelievestheasian.pdf
> Bring him up to the office.
> Says "Anon did it!"
> Jamal has a lengthy track record.
> Doesn't believe Jamal.
> mfw we take a Sex Ed class the next week
> mfw Jamal shat himself.
>>29842853
Jamal deserves that shit for snitching. Good job.
The fuck was wrong with him?
>>29842900
He usually harassed girls and shit. So they actually bought it. And besides, everybody hated that dude.
>Be me
>Luck out somehow, at my school being the weirdo kid with no emotion and a dry sarcastic sense of humor became fashionable
>People loved me, still not enough to be normie
>Never invited anywhere, terrible social anxiety, quiet, just hated their bullshit but played along by just observing
>Only really creative person out of all these private school normies
>Get nominated homecoming king senior year
>try to back out, school wouldn't let me
>Knew I was going to get the vote, and did
>Tried to back out again
>People laughing at me, picked me to be with some fat black girl as a joke ontop of a joke
>She moved the week before
>People touching me
>Go through the hell of showing up, standing in a crowd of normies at a football game waiting for this shit to get on
>Stiff as a board, just stand on my mark and wait for these fucking morons to take my picture and let me go on home to play vidya
>Just laughing and cheering, feel vomit rising and falling up and down my body
>Vision going fuzzy in and out
>Stacy with a 10/10 ass is Queen, making this worse than a land whale
>Go home, check these social media cunts
>Cropped out of every single picture I was in with Stacy
>Puke when I get home
>Eat pizza and play vidya
Not really humiliating other than having to just be some toy in this normie machine with no way out other than to pull a pic related....
>>29841649
>10/11th grade
>be me, lunch time in the library since that was the only place i went
>library was usually always empty except for the spergs playing flash games on the computer game
>i sit on the opposite side, huge library
>just minding my own business, lurking chan on phone or reading or hw etc etc
>one day for some reason cute senior stacy comes into my side of the library where nobody goes
>shes sitting on her chair bending over, clearly showing off that ass
>sperg me takes it as her showing off to ME
>i pull out phone, snap a picture of it, you can even see her thong
>realize its me and her
>i whip out dick and start rubbing one out
>dick hard as diamonds
>about to cum, so i walk over to her to jizz on that ass (i thought she wanted it)
> i go over and she turns around and SQUEALS
>"eww freak get away from me EWWWWWWWWW EEEEK HELP SOMEONE"
> jizz flies onto chicks shirt/cleavage
>"EEEEEEEEK THIS IS DISGUSTINNGGGGG"
>she slaps at me and ends up hitting my dick
>get even more hard, but i'm embarassed as shit
>librarian runs over and squeals
>"EEK SOMEBODY GET SCHOOL SECURITY!"
>tfw i get in trouble
>tfw suspended, almost put on sex offenders list
>tfw rumors spread like wildfire
>tfw only good thing is that she told people that my dick was pretty big
oh god i hated high school
>>29841743
How did they see your boner?
>>29841840
So your friend got some and you are jelly
Are you still a virgin? How old are you? Would you turn down her fat ass if you know how you would turn out today?
>>29843206
LMAO LOL LOL LOL LOL
THIS MADE MY NIGHT
HAHA
SPERG
>eat lunch in bathroom
>everyday
>>29843206
Didn't happen.
You always masturbate when you see an attractive girl you fucking idiot?
>>29843249
I sure am not jelly of that bizarre scene that we witnessed. It sure was funny tho.
It's interesting to note that there was also a fattie from one year before that other fattie that was very into me, but then again, she was very fat. And a tumblerina
>Are you still a virgin? How old are you? Would you turn down her fat ass if you know how you would turn out today?
Ah, whatever I give you the courtesy.
I'm 19, not a virginThis is Brazil babyand yes. Also that guy got a much better looking girl right now. Good for him, he's a good guy.
>>29841861
You fucked up by not showing everyone your cock. Just stand up in home room and be like
Everyone, here's my dick, it's not tiny, we didn't fuck cos it wouldn't fit so I dumped her
People literally can't say shit about yu then, cos any guy who mocks you will have to show his own to show how big he is, any girl will be called out for not having a clue and if she's not stacked you can just make fun kf her flat chest, which all teen girls are insecure about
You could have been top do honestly, btfo the popular girk and everyone could have seen your big dick and known you have the balls to stand up for yourself at the same time. Probably would have saved you band too.
>>29842107
Sounds like you let the joker inside you and he began to take over so other people got weary of you. Probably you uttered his catchphrase "why are you being so serious"
>>29843206
I already thought it was fake as fuck until "tfw only good thing is that she told people that my dick was pretty big" confirmed my thoughts.
fake and gay man
I don't remember all of the details. I try not to ruminate about it.
>standing off to the side at a dance in 7th grade, as per usual
>older brother of a girl in my class comes over to me with his friend and says I should ask her to dance
>run away to the bathroom
>they follow me
>I sperg out, tell them to fuck off, and start crying
>run back to the dance
>people see me, someone asks me what's wrong
>can't explain because it's too pathetic
>>29842169
Your response solidified your positition as a beta. You should have escalated.
>Sooorrry anon
>Shove it up your ass you slag
People would have been laughing at the whole situation after that, not just at your patheticness.
>>29842602
>Why aren't you saying anything?
>Are you going to contribute?
God fuck that bitch for pointing it out
>mfw a majority of Robots are beta males.
Any Alpha's here?
>>29843167
Do you still have the pictures somewhere online?
>>29843399
Similar events happened to me at a school picnic. I didn't cry though
>>29841649
Only started crying when you saw the teacher, classic bitch boy
>>29843414
If I wasn't a beta back then, I wouldn't have been a loner, would I?
Think, retard.
>>29841649
>be 17yo depressive me
>just moved to a new city
>last year of HS
>relatively popular 8/10 girl starts hitting on me
>ignore her cause i'm socially retarded
>she starts saying she loves me to my friends
>i don't believe them and i start thinking this is some kind of joke or prank cause i couldn't possibly believe someone would fall in love with me
>she literally starts sitting on my lap and giving me back massages in the middle of the class
>i fall in love with her but still don't do anything cause hey i'm retarded
>my friends start asking me why the fuck am i not dating her and i tell them it's because she's a slut
>fast forward to the last day of HS
>graduation party
>hanging out with my group of friends
>she sits next to me and joins our conversation
>out of nofuckingwhere she kisses me
>one of my friends screams 'WHAT THE FUCK?!'
>everyone on the party starts looking at us kissing
>i have a panic attack and immediately lose my spaghetti
>i start crying and leave the party
>after that i went home and didn't leave my room for a week
>people started making jokes about me on facebook and i basically became a meme on my school
>started suffering from severe social anxiety and schizophrenia
>5 years passed and i still have dreams about that everyday
at least i had the best 10 seconds of my life, but it pretty much destroyed me
>>29843358
That was me as a kid holy shit.
>>29843274
Mah nigga
Originalasfug
>be the stereotypical low esteem fat kid
>a 9/10 blonde cones out of the blue to sit on my lap and ask how I am
>ask me what I like to do on my free time
>don't remember what I said but she just laughed at me for being a fat fuck with all her asshole friends
It wasn't by far the worst thing that happened but somehow this memory stuck around.
Anyways its nice that now when I go back to my hometown I occasionally see them in minimum wage shit jobs flipping burgers. Meanwhile I've gotten fit and am studying in an university.
Feels so good to just act friendly towards them but deep down I think they see in my eyes the disgust and enjoyment.
>>29843814
what is with so many of you guys crying in these situations? I've had stuff like this happen to me. Girl out of my league is into me, I sperg out and run away, I get laughed at, blah blah blah... but at least I can say I didn't cry
>>29843814
>she literally starts sitting on my lap and giving me back massages in the middle of the class
>i fall in love with her but still don't do anything cause hey i'm retarded
>my friends start asking me why the fuck am i not dating her and i tell them it's because she's a slut
>fast forward to the last day of HS
>graduation party
>hanging out with my group of friends
>she sits next to me and joins our conversation
>out of nofuckingwhere she kisses me
>one of my friends screams 'WHAT THE FUCK?!'
>everyone on the party starts looking at us kissing
>i have a panic attack and immediately lose my spaghetti
>i start crying and leave the party
>after that i went home and didn't leave my room for a week
>people started making jokes about me on facebook and i basically became a meme on my school
>started suffering from severe social anxiety and schizophrenia
>5 years passed and i still have dreams about that everyday
Literally a romantic Chad that thinks he's a robot. Get a load of this guy.
>>29843814
HOLY SHIT
Org
>>29841649
I hope those two women are not in your life or else they will fuck your shit up OP. Red flags of the highest order.
>freshman year of high school
>its the day of the homecoming football game, which means we fuck around and play games all day
>Im emulating banjo kazooie on my school issued laptop
>1st hour teacher brings in mutha fuckin cookies
>puts them on a bench in front of class
>I get in line for that shit, but sit in front of class because of horrible vision so not much wait
>suddenly, girl in front of me drops her cookie on the ground
>instead of waiting for her or a few other people around her to pick it up, I sperg out
> crawl underneath girl's legs, she's wearing a skirt mind you
>grab cookie
>start to crawl out from underneah her legs, misjudge when I should stand up and brush my head on the underside of her skirt
>dont really remember her reaction, she may have smiled, but some stoner made fun of me for it
She got prego in senior year on purpose so I'm glad nothing came out of that.
>>29841649
>be me 9th grade
>didn't have any friends
>homecoming is coming
>at lunch, ask hottest girl I can find to be my date
>"oh, you want my precious flower?"
>"girl, I want the whole garden"
>her friends are fucking dying
Ended up going with some random hot korean slut. She bailed on my almost immediately after trying to molest me before the dance. Sat alone for 2 hours and left.
No ragrets
>>29842286
White fucking privilege in action, ladies and gentlemen.
>be quiet kid, start smoking drugs at 15
>stoner fucker chick kisses me
>make out for months
>she doesn't want to fuck my quiet stoner virgin ass
>fuck her when she's kinda drunk, I lost virginity that was but had been watching porn for a couple years
>she gets pregnant
>she has to get an abortion and move to Utah, has conservative South Italian parents
>before she leaves tells all our friends I raped her
>get known as a rapist around school, still quiet and bought weed from my cool friends
>too beta to defend myself
>fell off with cool friends and now I mostly hang out with the stoner faggots that spread the damn rumors
6 years later I still smoke weed and watch porn because its so awesome.
>>29844001
Nobody cares you BLM cuck
>ask qt out to homecoming junior year very awkwardly
>she accepts
>few weeks later at dance
>refuses to dance with me, literally runs away from me if I get near
>friends force her to slow dance with me
>she refuses to look me in the eyes
>i drive her to the after party and shes berating me
>i drop her off and leave
>drive home and cry
>parents stayed up to see how the night when
>mfw
I dunno I have more to this story but no one ever responds to my posts so fuck you
>>29844055
Also, today I ran into an old friend, who called me "daddy" fat stacks, and made me feel better by making a joke about it. /blog
>tfw you were a skinny white kid and came to school in a beige fubu tracksuit week 1 of 9th grade
>tfw black security dude stops, does a doubletake and says "now I've seen everything"
Oh, and
>middle school dress code required tucked shirts
>everybody tucked them a tiny bit and let them hang over
>teacher asks me to show that my shirt is tucked
I flashed my dick, guys. I don't know how it happened, my dick was out under my baggy shirt.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck this stuff stays with you.
>>29844104
That's hilarious, I love black people.
That's right you racist fucks.
>>29844001
If you want to call it that.
It's a tiny shithole town. Those cops weren't going to shoot anyone you dumbass. All they saw were high schoolers being dumbasses.
Fuck you and your fucking agenda.
>>29844080
That sounds so much like me. Please tell me more
>>29844187
We actually got pics together, I did NOT hoverhand because I knew that at least
But when she gave me the pics later in class, she was pissed and didnt respond to anything I was saying
She tried to blame it on me, which I slightly agree, but she didnt have to be a bitch about it.
I had no business asking a girl out, I was like a retard back then, I had no sense of self or empathy.
Also recently (like 7 years after this happened), my mom was commenting on the fact that I dont have a gf and she was like "wow so that one girl really screwed you up" and I realized, yea I guess she did because I've never asked another girl out after that, and that was my first time.
Course my mother already has her grandkids so I dont give a fuck
I will post a more fleshed out story after I take a piss
>>29841861
You could have explained why.
That's how you avoid these kind of things.
>>29844140
The fact that you were let off for vandalism because you were "oh so hilarious" to the cops.
Then you were let off for another crime because they remember your "oh so hilarious" first offense.
Say it with me now: white privilege.
>>29842691
twf you just really wanna give poor anon a hug
>>29844277
You're fucking hilarious. You don't even know if I am white. Your racist ass assumed I was because it fits your agenda. Fuck off with your black ass.
Guess what, I'm Mexican, like half the other dumbasses out in West Texas.
>>29841649
>july 9th, 2016
>not be in school
>on r9k
>being a fucking autist
>>29844311
WEST TEXAS BOYS WHERE WE AT
>>29843991
>"girl, I want the whole garden"
that is fucking great
>>29844277
Get out of here you SJW faggot. Nobody wants your shit mindset plaguing this thread.
>>29844325
I live in Round Rock now but I'm from Midland.
>>29841861
>not believing in the healing power of crystals
seems they helped her more than you
>>29844277
spotted the nigger wanting free stuff
Any Arizona Nigs?
>>29844399
Shit I live in rr
>>29844422
Get the nets. we've gotta catch it before it gets out of control.
I still cry when I remember this
>Be 17, final year of high school
>Attending conservative private all-boys school, rife with machismo and bullying
>I'm an introvert who can't stand up for myself
>No friends
>Hate speaking in class in front of people for any reason whatsoever
>Be in class, dying to use the bathroom
>Try to hold out but can't wait til the end of class
>Put hand up and ask to go to bathroom
>Teacher tells me no
>Put hand down
>The pressure on my bladder is absolutely intense
>Put hand up again
>Teacher tells me to put hand down, it will have to wait
>Classmates sniggering at me
>Honestly can't hold it in, I have to go
>Get up to walk to door (a huge risk on my part, given my social anxiety)
>Teacher rages at me to sit back down
>I don't have the confidence to argue, everyone's looking at me
>Feel humiliation and horror as I piss myself in the seat
>Classmates notice immediately, the room is in an uproar
>Begin to sob uncontrollably
>Teacher so angry he practically lifts me out of the seat by my collar
>"If you were going to fucking piss yourself, why didn't you say something earlier!"
>Throws me out the door with no instruction what to do
>I hide in the bathrooms for the rest of class, and all of lunchtime
>Word spreads round the school in a nanosecond
>Kids from as young as three year levels below heckle me and call me Slackbladder for the rest of my school life
Later I found out they moved classrooms when I left, and my chair was put in the dumpster.
Thank god that was my last year. So many more beta stories like that, but that's the worst. I've never wanted to die so badly
>>29841861
>I didn't want to tell her it was because she believed in the healing power of crystals
hurka durka muh stem i gotta C it 2 belieb it
>in middle school
>sat in on special ed classes sometimes because I have autism and was bullied heavily
>one day, substitute teacher comes in
>tards are about to go on their walk which is something I was never forced to join
>substitute teachers tells me to join them
>I tell him I didn't want to because I knew my bullies would see and laugh at me
>he asks me, "Well, what if you have a kid some day like this?" and forces me to go
>forced into the March of the Tards
>bullies see me, point at me and laugh
Fuck that substitute teacher. I want to punch his face if I ever see him.
For all you Beta's. Get some gains my niggs! And become fookin' Alpha.
>>29842346
>he fell for the 'close in age' meme
>people from elemental through middle school and highschool decide to make a whatsapp group with pretty much everyone from those years
>they intend to share anecdotes, recall the "good times" and meet up
>not invited
>my only two friends get invited though
Don't really want to be there because of my social ineptitude and giant shame pilled up from those years, but it still hurts.
>>29843814
>17
>8/10
lmao
this is original
>>29844611
Elemental school
>mfw I can become an Avatar
>>29842260
I kekked
>freshman year of high school
>gym class
>i'm really skinny and weak
>surprise push up test today
>mfw
>my turn comes around
>i'm able to do 4
>4 fucking push ups
>even the obese kid did 8
>get laughed at and word spreads around school
>bullying at that school becomes worse than it even was before
I also one time dropped the bar squatting in gym cause it was too heavy.
I started lifting after high school and made some good gains. Those incidents always really motivated me to get stronger.
>>29844632
>tfw the school's Sokka
>>29843322
Nothing like this occurred to me at the time, and I wouldn't have risked the potential trouble that would follow anyway.
Would've been cathartic as fuck though.
>>29844647
damn forgot to post this
>>29844362
I gave her a wink and everything.
I was an awkward little guy at the time, like 5'2 at best and dressed plainly. I faded into the background until grade 10.
Point is it was like a kitten pouncing at a gazelles neck. I had the right idea, form was spot-on. It just wasn't going down as planned from the get.
>>29843358
>funny guy that does stupid shit and jokes around in the class
I was already graduated school when The Dark Knight came out.
>>29843206
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT
jesus man why
Me want more Snapchat images!
>>29842138
Oh you will, I'm 21 and just remembred what sealed the deal for me was the facts that i got falsely accused for messing with someone school journal. Still had to rewrite several months of journal.
>talk shit about wimpy chad gf
>he confronts me in the classroom
>slaps my head on the board
>I do nothing
>they recorded it
My turn it's about my friend. Let's call him Bjon.
> Be me in 8th Grade
> Second to last hour of the day
> My Math teacher has jugs.
> topkektits.gif
> My friend unzips pants
> I hear it
> I feel the shit storm brewing
> Everybody's fookin' brain dead and didn't hear it.
> I tell Jove to put his wang away.
> His mind's set.
> Teacher was wearing a hella loose top that day.
> nipslip.mov
> Jove begins to furiously jack off
> And cums on some girls jeans who was sitting next to him.
> She shrieks like a Banshee.
> Jove get sent up to the principal's
> mfw I'm the girls jeans
> mfw
>>29841861
nice /lit/ meme my friend
>>29844820
Wat
So you were dating a twink chad and badmouthed him, then he bitchslapped you on camera?
>>29844850
no, I said shit about his gf to provoke him (we didn't get along)
>>29844822
Bjon was nowhere in your story.
That is bullshit, now I have to know what happened to him.
>>29844874
Bjon was the cock if you didn't figure that out.
>>29843937
Go back to /k/
Uhiui
Dead yet?
>>29844311
You sure did shut that faggots mouth pretty quick. He must be shocked, being a first for him and all.
>>29842196
>real life is like muh rom coms
>>29841649
>In class
>3 Friends
>Grab each others faces
>One hand on ear one hand on nose
>In triangle
>First one to let go is a fag
>Let go of each other's faces or I'll send you to the office
>Don't let go
>Walk down the stairs to the office holding faces
>Vice principal
>If you dont let go youre all suspended
>Friends let go immediately
>I let go a half second later
>There fags
>>29844632
>tfw your mixtape can be actual fire
>>29845143
8/10 would friend
Good night Robots take care my nigs.
>5th grade
>awkward loser
>play baseball
>mom tells me older sister of a teammate was asking about me saying I'm cute
>start going around saying that I have a girlfriend and letting people know I can get one for them
>never even talked to her
Thinking back, my mom was probably just bullshitting me.
>>29844399
o shit live in cedar park
>>29845261
Hahahaha I can get one for you
>>29845036
I guess. It's fucking despicable shitting on cops and spewing off white privilege literally days after what went down in Dallas. Even on this shit hole.
>>29845264
There are loads of Texas bots. It's surprising three people live so close to each other seeing >>29844451 as well.
>>29845261
>>29845298
Oh man, who can forget the middle school kid who got a girlfriend and thought he was total player.
>>29841988
>>29842022
>>29842044
>>29842200
>>29842555
>>29842700
>>29842900
>>29843322
>>29843399
>>29844055
>>29844277
>>29844311
>>29844322
>>29844399
>>29844422
>>29844611
>>29844799
Nice gets, my dudes. You've all been checked. Have a (You)
>>29844444
Special check to the guy with the quints.
>>29841649
>Teacher has back turned
>Friend throws himself and his desk to the floor
>We both look at other friend like he did it
>She gets furious at him and sends him to the office
>He doesn't say anything and accepts his punishment
Also
>Some guy throws a peper airplane at same teacher
>She turns around and tells me to go outside
>I pack up my things and drive home
>She never mentions the incident again
>>29844055
>she doesn't want to fuck my ass
Don't you just hate when they aren't down with pegging?
Gotta find a bisexual girl who thinks she's an artist. Trust me, they do everything but anal. I know what I'm talking about.
>>29844822
Oh and here's a check for the guy I missed. I didn't forget (You).
>7th grade dance
>all my friends are getting grinded on by junior high pussy
I have done this once, and 10 years later its the closest I have ever got to sex
>sit in back of math class, next to teachers desk
>just me, a mexican kid and a black kid
>black dude's name is Mike, we had some fire momma joke battles (not important for the story but Mike was my boy)
>teacher always up front by board
>kid in front of us has huge afro
>staples and bic pens right next to me
I feel a bit guilty, but
>me and 2 buddies bend staples into squares and launch them with pens
>fill kid's afro with staples every day for weeks
>one day after the bell rings he stands up and pauses
Ahhhh shit
>he shakes his fro out, staples rain errywhere
Nobody elae behind him. He knows.
Somebody is about to get fucked.
>tfw he turns, looks right into my eyes and just looks down
>tfw he walks out and doesn't say a word
>tfw he commits suicide 2 weeks later
Fuck, man. Fuck.
>>29844647
I was called anorexic as shit but even I could do at least 30 push ups in the tests.
Hell in freshman year we had to take a weight lifting class and I could only bench 60 pounds.
I was like 80 or 90 pounds freshman year.
Senior year I was 110 pounds
>>29845618
You probably had decent endurance. I've read that push ups actually are a better measure of endurance than strength. How tall were you with that weight?
>>29843214
not everyone has a micropenis anon
>>29845650
I don't remember how tall I was Freshman year, but senior year I was 5'11. So knock a few inches off and I was probably around 5'6 or 5'7
>>29844532
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>Kars did nothing wrong
>be 15 year old jap boy in alabama
>mix of the class clown and quiet autist if that makes any sense
>senior friend (17 male, lets call him jack) is cool as shit, practically my brother, we've known each other since middle school and hang out and that type of stuff
>we're both used to hugging each other, sitting on each others laps publicly, i think its a joke and some of his friends (he was my only actual friend) usually say hes my boyfriend and I laugh it off
>Friend who started that was a girl btw
>One day I ask jack why he hasn't fucked any girls yet
>he kinda laughs it off tries to change the subject
>Completely shut that attempt to change it down and ask him if hes gay
>he says yes
>I get mad at him for not telling me all this time and he says he was worried id hate homos or something, call him stupid for that
>he laffs
>I laff
>he asks if this changes any of the closeness we have
>I say no since its not really sexual
>week later
>he asks me, hypothetically, that if I were gay would I date him
>think he wasn't taking it seriously so I say "there's only one way to find out"
>he thought I wasn't joking and he asks if I want to date him
Cont? Can't type for longer on my phone
>>29841861
>weird but interestingly autistic crowd
so the special ed crowd?
>>29842320
should have erased her name after senpai
>>29845709
continue anon, I wanna see how this goes
>>29842595
This is something that my num would have raised hell over. I got into a lot of dumb trouble at school she would always take my side
>>29841649
I would pay to eat that girl's shit.
The one on the toilet.
I would pay upwards to 150 pounds to eat it.
>>29845709
stupid fucking jap piece of shit
your life is fucking screwed being the only asian in alabama sperg
>>29845618
How much of a manlet are you?
Are you in midget territory?
>10th grade
>friend draws swastika on my hand with sharpie, told me she was doing a heart
>no hairspray to remove
>beautiful jewish girl in next class sees
>"anon, why do you have that on you?"
>"somebody put it there during lunch"
>"don't you think you should cover it? It's pretty offensive."
Edgelord mode: activate
Protocol: social suicide
>"offensive to who?"
Fuck.
Rumor spread that I was a nazi.
Luckily I was popular enough to ignore it until it passed. Still, having a random dude tell me about his aryan pride in a class was awkward. (He wound up being an actual murderer, different story)
Tl;dr: my edginess ruined my rapport with a wonderful jewish chick
We had this weekly meetup for advanced students to fuck around and it got weird
>>29844277
It's only white privilege because the joke wouldn't have worked with a black guy.
I mean, the whole joke is that the motherfucker inked his dink all up and looked like a jackass.
A black guy tries that, and he's just some black guy in front of a school with his dingus on display.
Not that fella's fault that his skin tone allows him to alter his penis colour at will.
>>29846011
Dickmeleon.
Fuck yeah, nigger. I'm writing the script now. This shit gon change the game on syfy.
>>29843814
God damn you are a faggot
>>29845709
Plz contact brother I want to see how this shit plays out
>>29842286
Um i think those cops were sexually harassing you they had you show your penis to a bunch of grown men
>>29841649
>8th grade, at reform school because i was a bad boi
>had blue hair because 8th grade happened to be my scene phase
>constantly in fights because niggers thought i was gay
that whole year was humiliating t b h
pic related i want to go back in time and beat my ass
>>29841840
this story is boring as shit. and why are you putting an apostrophe after class? suck a dog dick and eat shit. i want my 90 seconds back.
>>29843814
Kek this is the best story on here anon thanks for sharing.
>>29845860
thanks
>>29845770
>>29846057
>At this point im too confused by the many levels of irony we're both operating on so i ask him if he's being serious and he says yes
>I tell him im not being mean or anything but i truly thought he was joking about it and id actually like some time to digest all of this information
>He says okay and we dont talk for 2 days
>I tell him im dont have any romantic or sexual interest in men but im starting to feel like that towards him so i say we should try something in between best friends and actually dating, as weird as it sounds
>his face lights up and he agrees
>We're now half boyfriends or whatever
>Nothing really changed since we were already kinda touchy feely but we call each other pet names now
>goes on like this for 4-6 days or something, i finally say i think its too weird just to be halfway so i think we should start going on dates and stuff
Oh i just realized i never described jack, he's what i would like to call "accidentally alpha" but is a huge dork out of school, smokes weed and plays vidya and other stuff with me, he's also 6'1 so he naturally is a fucking giant next to my asian ass
>We only go out to movies because theres jack shit to do even in a decent sized town in alabama
>One time he kisses me on the mouth momentarily, he apologizes and starts blushing like crazy
>I get on my tiptoes and kiss him back
>Fuck im probably gay arent i
>Oh well
>we're still dating to this day but only really talked about sexual stuff, never done anything because im too scared
no homo though
Im not the best at details out of nowhere but if any of you fags have a question to ask me ill respond
>>29844001
Please kill yourself, you BLM faggot. I'm fucking sick of all the cucks and nigger lovers. You belong on Reddit.
>>29846141
Anon becomes a faggot the post.
>>29846141
Cute shit anon.
>>29846086
Nigger bullies are the worst, and Allah help you if they know where you live. Then it's like, sure I could retaliate, but what if they pull some niggershines and try to show up at my house and stab/shoot me?
>>29843617
>alphas
>on 4chan
>on saturday night
ok
>>29846184
It really is
I dont know exactly how but he seems to be the more emotionally submissive one now, i often initiate the physical contact and whatnot
>>29846179
Nah man i said no homo its fine
>>29842595
i had a shitty young incident to, even younger tho
>be me
>2nd grade
>stacy bitch tells the teacher anon pushed her over on the blacktop near the playground
>teacher pulls me out
>im the wrong anon
>the bitch knows it
>she goes along
>end up in principals
>explain to principal i dindu nuffin
>she is sure i did it (i was a trouble maker)
>say "fine, blame me for something i dindu"
>she fucking says "OK"
>mfw parents know that i dindu nuffin and are amused by my story
>>29845835
lol. fuck off.
blox
>>29844055
>she doesn't want to fuck my quiet stoner virgin ass
>fuck her when she's kinda drunk
but you did rape her, anon
>>29846011
For your effort I've got another one for you.
>junior year
>homecoming week
>our team was pretty good so people were making a big deal out of it
>playing horse with friends late at night
>we always make the loser do something stupid
>we really only played for the dares
>I lost
>they decide I should run across the football field in nothing but a jock strap and set off bottle rocketsThis would lead to the fuzz coming which we liked to fuck with anyways
>our hopes is that they would see me and I would take off into the neighborhood in nothing but a jock strap
>get out there and strip down
>they flip the lights on and I sprint across the field
>right as I light a bottle rocket I hear "What the fuck?!" in a typical stacy accent
>I see a group of girls holding decorations they were setting up for homecoming
>"He's wearing a jock strap!"
>the girls screamed and laughed
>in the panic I knocked the bottle rocket over which went off shortly after
>the rocket whips around me and hits me
>I start screaming and flailing my arms around
>the girls are just going nuts
>a bit after the rocket stops I finally realize it's not gonna fuck me up
>I look across the field and see my friends flying out of the parking lot
>I sprint off into the nearby neighborhood and get to my friends house
I don't even know if the cops showed up. People were definitely talking about "some guy in a jock strap setting off rockets" for a while.
>>29846074
It was 2002. Times were different. I didn't give a fuck. I just didn't want to get busted up for it.
>>29846179
>>29846279
Yeah, I read his post and he did say no homo.
At no point in his story did any balls touch. I'm callin' this one straight.
>>29841649
I witnessed the birth of a robot.
>part of theater and know a guy
>We'll call him Tim
>Tim has a freshman brother who has autism and acts strangely
>often shouts at people and puts on a fake British accent when talking to girls
>hangs out in the library and watches youtube
>in the back
>One day im typing a paper and i notice that hes jerking it under the table
>kinda hard to notice
>a bunch of niggers get their phones out and go after him
>"YOOOOOOO THIS NIGGA BEATIN HIS MEAT SENPAI LMAO"
>visable fear and cunfusion
>mfw
>he quickly covers up and closes computer
>He ran out
People still talk about it years later.
>>29846466
>2002 times were different
no they were they were trying to get a possible kid to show them your penis.
>>29841649
Jesus thats bad, whyd u hav 2 cry nigga?
>>29846466
"It was not current year. Being molested was normal then guise."
I remember beating a baby with another baby once. I was wandering the halls of a hospital after visiting my aunt, happened upon the room of a woman with newborn twins, just felt like a baby-on-baby beatdown.
It was 2012, it was a different time.
>5th grade
>teacher assigns my seat next to qt i have crush on
>start getting along with her
>later that month
>towards the end of the day one day
>i shit myself
>dont do anything since only 30 minutes or so left of class
>caught the flu
>absent a few days
>come back
>qt asked to change seats with only 2 weeks left of the year
literally should've killed myself desu
>>29846495
In his defense, my fake british accent made the bitches leave snail trails.
Maybe leave the part where he's awesome out next time you tell this story.
>>29846141
wow, that was really gay
>8th grade
>had a few friends that i rarely talked to
>spent lunch break standing around at a wall by myself like an autist
>one day one of my friends sees me and walks over
>shows me a group of people sitting in a circle in the yard
>tells me to go over to them, sit down, and talk with them or else we won't be friends anymore
>do as he says like the beta faggot i was (and still am to a degree)
>except for the third part
>i just sit there awkwardly, occasionally giving 1-word answers when people asked me stuff
>at some point a girl asks someone "why is he here"
>try to muster up the courage to answer her
>bell rings before i do so
>walk away
>>29844491
Are you implying that crystals actaully can heal you?
Are you actaully getting mad that people think your retarded shaman magic is bullshit?
Plz post a picture of your faggy crystal collection.
>>29846567
He said no homo.
Maybe read the post through before jumping to conclusions.
Fuck, man. This thread is bananas.
>>29846564
everyone made fun of his fake accent
I forgot the part where he would often shriek randomly, it was bad.
>>29846522
>>29846535
Don't worry guys. I'm fine. Policemen laughing at my ink-covered penis did no damage to me and my life.
>be me 10th grade
>Homecoming dance
>Asked a girl to the dance a few days before
>I really really really really like this girl
>She said yes to the dance
>Get her number
>gonnagetlaid.png
>Get there
>She isn't there
>Text her
>She says she's on her way
>Hour later
>Text her again
>Nothing
>10 minutes
>Text again
>Sends me a pic of her sucking a black dick
>Delete her number
>Walk into the bathroom
>Cry
>Dad picks me up when dance is over
"So how'd it go, Justin?"
>"It was good dad"
>mfw I got cucked at my first High School dance
>>29846617
Iunno brah.
He sounds like a cool motherfucker.
It takes confidence to beat off in public. Sounds like there were some haters in the room that day.
You know what they say about haters.
>>29846376
what, why?
i genuinely would.
>>29842138
>just graduated a month ago
same.... dont really know what to do with my life
>>29841861
Wow nevermind the story but the weird but interestingly autistic crowd is the perfect description for most of my crowd too
>>29846645
Denial is the first stage of suicidal ideation, anon.
You say whatever you need to say. We'll be here to request a flip when you're ready. You know we only want to see you through this.
>>29846657
I guess you had to be there
It was just one of those people who you know will end up here
>>29846406
Fuck yeah. Appreciate it, bud.
Grew up in (and still located in) a small, semi-rural town in Georgia. Sounds similar to shit I did in HS. Maybe a bit rowdier, but all the same, I fukken loved running from the cops as a jackass 16 year old too.
>>29846652
This totally happened.
NOT!
>>29846652
im sorry family.
my prom went well but my girl eventually dumped me and fuck my life
>>29846730
What part of Georgia?
Near NC line, reporting in.
>>29846141
Jap boy still here, i actually want some of you guys to ask me specific questions plz
>>29846736
I can only wish harder, anon
>>29846767
About an hour or so south of the TN border. Northwestern GA.
Although it is near-unavoidable to find yourself in a metro area, I wouldn't dream of living any closer to a large urban area than my current 50 miles out.
I adore the spot that I've found myself in. Fucking love it here.
>>29846773
I've stepped up to defend you like twice.
And you reveal your voyeurism fetish.
I am disappoint and much sad by this, anon. I had many non-homosex loves for you and you ruined it.
>>29846652
t. butthurt BLM negro from earlier
>>29846748
You have my support robot, I share the feel
>>29846730
Honestly small towns suck ass to live in as an adult but nothing beats growing up in them.
I feel like you're supposed to grow up in smaller communities. Living in big towns just seems unhealthy for kids.
I knocked my girlfriend up again so I'm going to start trying to convince her to move somewhere smaller.
I probably need to marry her first though.
>>29846827
My nigga. I'm like 30 mins from you, I'd guess.
Imma reeee really loud, tell me if you hear it.
>>29846834
Thank you for the defense, anon
>>29846855
Yeah, I feel you. I'm resigned to a commute to work/school/both. Worth the expenditure and time for me. Easily.
I've never even lived in an apartment, though. Like, I'm 24 years old and I've never had more than one neighboring house at a time. I can't begin to imagine what apartment life in Atlanta would be like, for example. Christ.
>>29846864
Shit, you north or south? I'm posted at work in Gordon county atm. If you go to Kennesaw, don't be afraid to holler at the hungry skellington in a wifebeater with long-ass hair if you see him walking around campus. Chances are, that's either me or some poor cunt that looks like me.
>>29844532
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
Oregano
who /needsayou/ here
drop some (you)s for people
>>29844478
>Slackbladder
Holy shit man, you got annihilated.
>>29842691
Try making friends at church, everyone is really nice.
>>29847035
here you go buddy
Im on my way out anyways
Speaking of, japboy here
You guys are faggots except that one dude, you know who you are
Im gonna go cuddle with jack and watch movies
>>29844055
you must really pride yourself for smoking weed, huh?
I had to deal with losing my dignity.
>Meet year 9
>She imposes as qt quiet girl, tells me all about her and her dysfunctional family "secrets".
>Got fat took weight off, kept the tits and the qt belly/thighs
>Dyes her hair bleach blonde almost immediately, then crimson red
>"Dates" 4 guys , I develop a "crush"
>Literally put a love letter in her pencil case and in her locker, she doesn't know who even
>Typed out and everything, "I'm a master planner"
>Confess that I don't like her anymore when I realize she's literally using me/ I'm just obsessed
>Next year sit there while she spouts that I liked her to all my friends, makes me jealous by hugging others and literally rejecting my presence.
>Orbit her still, give her and other girls money
>Everyone puts us together and she goes emo after losing "the one" (not me)
>Finds some kid who resembles an anime character, she gets crazy obsessed
>I sit there day after day as she goes on about running away with him, every, fucking, day.
>I decide to fake being obsessed with her to make her fuck off (I was borderline schiz because of other life reasons)
>Text her love messages, white knight all over, hug and pet her head, talk to the anime kid and tell him to "take care of my love".
>Good thing I play Necrons because I'm a fucking Pariah now.
>She finds another "me" and basically tells everyone I'm spreading rumors about her, gets her anime boy to steal my best friend/other friends with his money
>Next year she treats me like absolute shit and tells lies to others about me
>Just getting over massive inferiority complex stuff
>Tries to apologize then flips the fuck out
>Stares at me across the room, her friends say "I ruined her life" as they laugh.
>This year apologizes for everything, acts like a real human bean.
>I have a spine at this point, pretty much make fun of her for everything
>Starts to ignore my messages, flat out lies
>Puts me down for no raisin
>I just drop her
>To this day, urges to get my attention.
>>29844080
>ask girl to homecoming
>she says yes
>think this means she likes me
>tell it was fun and ask her on another date when it's over
>I only like you as a friend
Was a bad feel desu
>>29841649
>Freshman year, English class
>assigned open ended project where we have to describe ourselves
>be a loser in middle school, see the year as opportunity to turn things around
>decide its a great idea to rap for project
>hit point where nothing rhymes with my last name
>invent word: "fisty"
>get called "fisty" throughout rest of high school
>bullying from middle school continues as a result
>become near-suicidal throughout high school
>socially awkward since then
Fortunately, I'm starting to get over my awkwardness and actually talk to people, and the nickname doesn't follow me anymore.
>>29847294
should have graped her anon
>>29847316
That shit happens man, I had a friend Davis who asked a girl from private school to our homecoming.
She let him take her out to dinner and drive her there, then spent the whole night dancing and grinding on some other dude
The other dude left without her at the end of the night, and Davis had already taken off to try weed for the first time at my house, and so she was stranded at the venue.
Her home was quite the drive away, she had to get her parents to pick her up. When her mom asked why Davis explained the situation pretty much as I did. All of the girls friends shamed Davis for his actions but he earned my lasting respect that night.
>>29847294
Hard to understand what you said but it sounds a bit pathetic on everybody's side anon.
>>29847359
This made my night anon!
>fisty
>>29847494
Silently praying that you don't know me irl
>>29847294
Good lord anon, you probably feel like shit (and kinda should considering)
but someone needs to have her beheaded, she probably has some sort of personal insecurity to pull that shit.
>>29846141
Where can I find a qt jap twink boy to make gay
>>29847548
Don't worry anon, I don't know people irl. And even if I did, i'd remember "fisty"
>8th grade
>in shop class
>doing written work because lazy substitute teacher
>im sitting alone at a desk by myself as usual
>literally everyone else is in small groups, even the loser kids
>dont really care, hate everyone anyway
>ass hat teacher makes it his mission to "help"
>sits down near me while everyone else is busy working and starts acting sympathic and shit asking me why ive got no one to sit with
>just grunt a couple times and say "i dont know" or "i dunno"
>he says "ok"
>gets up and walks away
>a min or two later he yells at me and says "RIGHT ANON, GET OVER TO THAT DESK NOW, I SAW WHAT YOU DID" or some shit like that
>basically pretending to the whole class i was in trouble so id have a reason to move to a desk with normies and be social
>sits me at a desk with my crush and some other fat tits italian roastie and two beta male try hard thads and brads
>they all look at me weirdly
>get embarrassed as fuck because i figure everyone in the class room knows what was really going on except for the dumb fuck teacher
>>29843167
holy shit this one got to me
>>29847588
Oh you'd definitely remember. I still avoid any contact with anyone who knows that nickname irl, with the exception of family, obviously.
>>29847591
>ugly failed normie who lost his dad goes around telling every girl in my year level I have "abs" while im away for a few days cus sick
>he vents his butthurt at me all year because his dad was a cuck and smoked himself to death yet he was too much of a bitch to fight me so he'd go around behind my back and do under-handed shit all the time
>come back to school
>suddenly every girl wants to see my abs
>put it off as much as i can and avoid it at all cost
>truth never comes out i didnt really have abs
doesn't seem so bad when i green text it but it was nerve wrecking at the time for my 13 year old Asperger brain
and another one
>same faggot again plus a couple other faggots decide to play a "trick" on me with this other massive slut liverpool roastie
>she pretends shes into me for a couple weeks
>am too beta, autistic and scared to approach her
>build up some courage one day and go to talk to her
>say hi, meg
>walk away (i didnt realize how stupid this was at the time due to my sperg syndrome)
>laughingslut.jpeg behind my back as im walking away
>feelsbadman
>slut starts messaging me on MSN and asking me to meet up with her at this place to go see a movie
>i aint fallin for that shit
>pleads and begs me
>i know full well theres gonna be chads there waiting to try and beat me up
>just ignore her and let it go
>they get bored eventually
>week later one of the faggot chads says to me "you know she didn't really like you, right"
>"yes, i did know actually"
>he laughs and walks away
whatever.
i had the last laugh in the end because I got swole as fuck once I went through my puberty changes and everyone became scared of me soon as I got a reputation for beating people up
>>29847591
>>29847633
another story but this one is kind of funny but annoying at the same time
>see ugly dweeb kid getting beaten up by ultra chad
>i assume this dweeb is free pickings and i can beat him up too
>i break his nose and kick the shit out of him a few times during recces
>all the pain from the bullying id recived suddenly seemed to vanish when i was violent toward someone
>feltgoodman
>get suspended for a few days
>come back to school
>suddenly all the people that bullied this dweeb kid join up with him and turn on me like animals
>wtf man
apparently normie bullies dont like it when you beat up their victims.
and pretty much exactly my face when feeling the consequences after
>>29846946
Union county.
Invincible robot army, familia.
We're like a huge net, spread over this world in basements and attics and depressingly small apartments.
If we were to ree in unison, all the world would be like "what the fuck is that?" for a minute.
Not autist story but im gonna tell you anyways losers
> around 13th class ( not amerofag so im not sure)
> be 16
> just got my first gf
> solid 9/10 qt
> biology class
> sit in the last row like i always do with gf on my lab
> nobody else in the last row expect for us
> was a horny teen so i start getting touchy
> grab her tits softly, kissing her neck
> she lets out a little moan
> "stop senpai someone will notice "
> no fucks given
> start going lower
> hand on her pussy, not in her pants tho
> start rubbing her clit through her thight pants
> she starts grinding a little
> " youre making me wet anon"
> shes melting in my arms
> countinue for like 5 minutes
> she lets out a moan and cums in the middle of class
> mfw nobody noticed
Damn that bitch was so hot, one ofy best school moments
Smell ya later faggots
>Sophmore year
>failed pe cause I never dressed
>retaking it junior year
>go to the main office cause I need to buy pe shorts
>guy tells me to go to the girls locker room after 8th period
>gulp
>get nervous as fuck and ask him like 6 more times
>he says he's sure
>8th period
>walking to the girls locker room
>face red as fuck
>arms shacking
>legs doing the stanky chicken
>drenched in sweat
>take a deep breath and walk into the girls locker room
>see all the girls changing
>HOLY SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
>if I leave people will see me
>all the girls are caught up with themselves so they don't see me
>end up staring for a few seconds (not on purpose I really couldn't control myself)
>remember there's a teachers office in the back of the locker room
>start heading there
>two girls stop me with a disgusted and worried look on their face
>what are you doing in here? This is the girls locker room!
>about to start crying
>shaking like crazy
>I-i asked the guy....
>5 minutes of me trying to force words out of my mouth and explain the situation
>they don't understand anything I said because I was probably sperging out
>the entire locker room is filled with my spaghetti at this point
>they take pity on me and see that I was just a retarded Autist and not a perv
>tell me to gtfo
>run like my life depended on it
Luckily I was a nobody so either no one wanted to fuck with me or they didn't recognize me. (Or they all talked shit behind my back)
>>29847633
I understand this, anon. I was awkward and smaller than everyone else till like senior year. Those who had bullied me before left me alone for good after i wrecked their shit. >feelsgoodman
>>29847426
I'd almost prefer that desu, she gave every indication she was interested then acted like I was dumb for taking it that way
>>29847713
i literally did not read your story
hidden and reported btw
I have one that I always mean to post in these threads, but halfway through typing it out I always get mad at myself for what I did, and wish I could change it.
>>29847746
what do you think of this story?
>>29847678
>>29841743
Wow you people are fragile as fuck.
>9th grade
>since the first day of high school, silent, awkward, and friendless
>cute girl from holland with a nice ass is the same position as i
>we both embarrass ourselves countless times in front of the class
>she makes subtle efforts to get my attention and i never pick up on the queues because too beta
>she starts to make friend
>i start to like her
>be in gym class
>hide for about an hour
>she walks up to me and i'm excited because i finally get to speak to her
>"what the fuck are you doing?" she asks
>i say i didn't want to participate
>"so you hide from the class?" she says as she walks off laughing at me
>>29847792
Here's your (You)
Now run along.
>>29847814
Fug man I can relate. It's the worst when you think someone's as socially retarded as you but it turns out they have friends and you're even below them.
>>29847823
Nice MAYMAY man
>>29847788
Shit happens, man. I still regret taking out my frustrations on those even lower on the totem pole than myself. They were good kids, and would have made great friends. In high school, I was too concerned with being friends with the cool kids and not with those who would have actually been good friends. Those who are in the same position as you are the most willing to support you. I'm sure anon will realize this at some point.
>>29847690
Oh, nice dude. Never been out that way, but I bet I'd dig it.
Dixiebots, transform and REEE out!
Is this, uh..the part where I'm supposed to see if you want to get some beers sometime?
How about a good old fashioned tard green text to cheer everyone up?
Not high school but primary school.
>be me as a little kid
>walking around play ground with my best bud at the time
>see huge commotion over by this huge cypress tree over the hill
>huge crowd standing around (but at a distance) from the happening
>year 5 teacher (Mr. A) was yelling at the two downies to get off each other and stop what they were doing
>being the curious person I was, I decided to investigate further, with my 6 year old brain
>male downy is ontop of girl down
>can see his bare arse cheeks
>she has her pants off and legs wide open
>not entirely sure at that moment what was actually happening
>he gets up and pulls his pants
>walks a few steps towards Mr.A
>gives him the finger
>goes back to downy girl
>moons all of us
>mounts downy girl
>starts thrusting up and down
I knew they were fucking at that point.
