Thread replies: 14
Thread images: 5
Anonymous
Stand up 2016
2016-07-10 00:51:15 Post No. 29841238
[Report]
Image search:
[Google]
Stand up 2016
Anonymous
2016-07-10 00:51:15
Post No. 29841238
[Report]
Heyyyyy guise
>audience goes wooooo wooo
Soooooooooo I'm a slut
>women in audience shriek, men giggle a bit
But what else is new right?
>that one girl in the back audibly laughs one more time just after the audience went silent again
>this causes the front rows to resume laughing
Wow okay, I wish the GUY I met last night was THIS enthusiastic
>one woman jumps up on the stage and starts twerking
I was like UHMMMM? WHAT are you doing?
>the Ghostbusters car crashes through the wall and kills 50 people
>Melissa McCarthy quips "we're supposed to CATCH ghosts, not MAKE MORE"
Jesus, I haven't seen this much blood since...
>everything goes dead silent
>Kristen Wiig slowly opens a bag of chips while the camera zooms in on her face
>the remaining women in the audience make the fishmouth face
>nobody moves
...MY PERIOD
>all the corpses reanimate and start eating the men
>Brianna Wu announces Revolution 60-X2 on twitter
>Kate McKinnon announces Blues Brothers reboot
