I want a gf so I can get back massages every day
I want a gf so I can experience pic related irl
>>29841185
Had a gf...
i think i miss the back massages more than the pussy. i taught her how to tenderize my back meats like a shiatzu warlord.
and i know i'll never feel that embrace ever again.
vagina is vagina (mostly), but a woman who can give a bonafide back massage that you would pay money for...is damn near impossible,
FUCK
Old fuck here. Had lots of girlfriends.
Only had one ever give me a real decent massage, once while she was in cosmetology school and it was part of her class.
Had tons o bitches make me wanna pull my hair out.
Life hack: try to find happiness with yourself first. Then other people will be drawn to you.
>>29841185
Back scratches man
>>29841185
A "gf" is nothing but pure ideology
*sniff*
>>29841185
>tfw hairy back
Girls would be disgusted by it.
>>29841850
>*sniff*
I chuckled.
>>29841789
> try to find happiness with yourself first. Then other people will be drawn to you.
you just found the answer to the majority of this entire board's problems
>>29841820
head scratches man
