Sex toy thread?
>Take up to an hour to masturbate using hand
>Finally fed up with it
>Go to neighborhood adult store and buy pic related
>Spend 20 minutes alternating lubing up and trying to fit it on
>Kick cat off of bed because she might try to lick up the lube
>Get all the way in it
>"Is this it?"
>Start fumbling around trying to fuck it
>Use even more lube
>Finally get a rhythm going in the river of lube
>Need additional simulation
>Get lube all over phone trying to look for porn
>Try to use imagination
>Remember fantasy with high school one-itis
>Have to suppress depressive feelings about jerking off to her years after I've last seen her
>Finally come
>3/10 initial orgasm, 7/10 aftershocks from the toy
>Start moving the toy over to the sink to clean it out
>Cum drips out onto cat
>Have to wash out the shameful orgasm and the cat now
>Not even sure I cleaned it out properly
>Now worried about fungi growing in my sex toy
Any recommendations for better toys? Is it too early to start with dragon dildos?
>>29840620
I got a buttplug and its hard not to cum right away after I put it in. dont use it that often unless im really horny due to feeling extreme guilt after I cum
>>29841085
Love my plug. What you got senpai?
I can't understand why anyone would buy a dildo or anal beads or any of that stuff. I mean surely there are cheaper things you can shove in the ol' boipuss
>>29841085
I honestly wish I could cum right away from anything.
Sometimes I pray for premature ejaculation issues so I could feel something other than a numb, senseless void in my nether regions while I violently jerk my dick in an attempt to feel anything.
My orgasms are only ever painful or without sensation of any kind.
I just spent an hour all to leak a worthless fluid from my penis at this point.
>>29841085
>feeling extreme guilt after I cum
Jesus christ this
I'd love to play with my ass more often but it's a headache to clean up and I feel racked with shame afterwards
>>29841110
I had this one and ended up throwing it away one day out of shame. ordered it again a couple of days ago and am waiting for it to arrive. hopefully wont throw it away this time
>>29841169
I started eating more fiber/fruit and bought an enema bulb thing, makes things less of a hassle
>>29841135
please explain this shit gayfags
>>29840620
ive tried getting into anal but i cant orgasm using my hand. do toys help a lot?
Do you guys ever wear your plugs to work or during the workday?
>>29841717
Dildo is so you can feel slightly more like you have a dick in you than if you put a cucumber in.
Anal beads just feel completely different than any dildo or phallic object.
>>29840620
>Cum drips out onto cat
How did the cat take it? Why is your cat following you everywhere?
>>29842342
>Why is your cat following you everywhere
not OP but you must not spend much time around cats, they're clingy and nosey af
