Do you think we're ever going to get laid?
>>29840100
>we're
us together? are you saying you want to fuck me anon?
>>29840100
No, I have the planets.
>>29840158
planettsssssssssssssssssss
>cannot ask mom to do me
>only way am gunna get any is if i buy a silicone sexdoll and that is when i move out.
>tfw no car/cannot host
not like this, no
>>29840345
>cannot ask mom to do me
when will this be socially acceptable?
I want to live at that time
>>29840455
i have laid in the same bed as her but when she offered to do me i went back to looking at memes.
>2mi.water100mi.dankmemes
I had sex once 3 years ago and haven't had sex since. What do I count as?
>>29840100
>14% of men aren't slaves to social convention
>"omg losers haha"
hmmm....
I have a hot gf but when I go out I can't get laid with girls even half as attractive as her. She's the only girl I've fucked. It triggers me to see guys pulling girls they've just met.
how many planets you seen recently, fellas?
i'm riding high on 15 right now
>tfw getting close to being a part of that 14%
>>29840158
Wtf man, the proportions of those planets are totally out of whack.
>>29840653
You're fucked if you loose her. Better do whatever she wants and don't let her become bored or unhappy.
>>29840722
lmaooo geeekyyyy virginn detttecccttttedddd
>>29840653
If you have such a hot gf why would you care about anyone else?
Pics or STFU
>Lmaooo geeekyyyy virginnssss who look at planetss xxx
i do hope aliens end us once and for all
>14% of men realize how shallow and actually braindead most women are
>lmaooo geeks
I'd rather stay a virgin forever than talk to someone like emma.
>>29840541
a failed normies
>>29840653
Daily reminder that this is what elliot would have become if he had gotten laid
>>29840674
No telescope and there is a lot of light pollution where I am at. Sometimes I do just look at the sky, or at least look for the moon since I can't see much up there.
>>29840100
sure is, problem is finding someone who means something to you and deserves you.
>>29840100
>Lmaooo geeekyyyy virginnssss who look at planetss xxx
someone wrote this
a human being wrote this
WHAT THE FUCK
are you FUCXKSdfjaidsjfsa
>>29840780
>If you have such a hot gf why would you care about anyone else?
I don't care about them, I just want to fuck them. Casual sex, one night stands and promiscuity are some of our most hedonistic pleasures in terms of both nature and society, something that's constantly rubbed in our face, which makes money and rules lives, and it's something I'm probably never going to experience.
