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> only six inch cock, three nches flaccid
> no big cock means I'm single or cucked for life
Kill me now.
>>29840082
Pic related isn't me, just what I aspire to be...
I'm less. I only recently noticed I don't have a bulge and because of that it looks like I don't even have a pens. Do you put something in your pants to create a fake buldge?
>>29840082
>six inches
>small
You're retarded, it's honestly a great size.
>>29840761
yeah he is larger than most people on earth and most people in the US
>>29840761
Says who? Girls think differently.
6 is fine for trap guys, but that's it.
>>29840818
Um... No. I'm not bigger.
>>29840082
No-one else who has replied apparently knows that this is bait.
Seriously?
>>29840821
I am a girl though and there is such thing as being too big.
Six inches is a good size, that and seven inches are best.
>>29840878
There are no girls on r9k...
But you can't see a bulge in my pants so most girls don't give me a shot.
>>29840821
I've heard my Brother's girlfriend raving about how big his dick is to her girlfriends saying it's at least 8". I've seen my Brother's dick and it's about the same size as mine, and I'm 6.5".
Girls think they are getting railed by huge cocks, but 6" is huge to them.
>>29840976
Girls lie. That is nothing new.
So why should I believe >>29840878
>>29840838
/r9k/ the land of idiots and people who believe they are stupid
Also 6 inch cock, OP. It truly is a life of suffering.
>>29840082
I hate all of you. 9 cm reporting in.
>>29840082
I'm same. things are good for me ive fucked a couple times.
>tfw 5.5x5.5
I'm the most average you can get. I'm so painfully average that I rather have a smaller dick so a girl with a humiliation fetish would want me.
Rocking a 6x4 pencil dick. What the fug do I do with this shit
honestly once you develop and hone your small penis humiliation fetish you'll eventually get to experience extremely powerful orgasms because humiliation when combined with sexual association and arousal, makes for intense experiences. even more so when you've got a creative mind of painful memories to draw from
but be warned, brothers: delve too deeply in this manner of degeneracy and you may end up unlocking fetishes you've never dreamed you'd be cursed with having
I don't have a small (at least I don't think so, I checked a few days ago, its seven inches) but I'm embarrassingly inexperienced with taking care of it. I clean it but I havent pulled my foreskin all the way back since I was like 12 and I have never cut any of the hair, so its a fucking jungle down there.
I keep telling myself that I'll sit down and do at least one of those any day now but I always "forget" it.
>>29842029
5.5" is actually fairly impressive girth-wise. The most average you can get would be 5.5"x4.9"
Ive been having sex with a girl that has a bf/ex, i dont know what the fuck desu, but she called me today saying that she didnt wanna fuck him anymore cause she doesnt get turned on with him. The guy has a 7 inch dick from what she tells me but she says she doesnt like fucking him anymore cause it hurts her. She says she only gets wet with me nowadays and im just 5 inches long.. i dont know wtf to think, I even told her.. "i thought you were still fucking him cause of his dick size", but she says its not enjoyable to her and that she prefers having sex with me.. i dont know wtf to think
>>29842195
>I havent pulled my foreskin all the way back since I was like 12
what? Surely this must be bait?
If your penis is 5.5" or larger you are a normalfag Chad piece of shit and literally can't be a robot because even if you have a 1/10 face you can still make shitty porn like that faggot from those theatre gangbang videos. Fuck you normalfag cunts. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29842374
who cares. just keep fucking her lol
>>29842374
what a selfish bitch. she doesn't want her trophy chad to fuck anyone else even though she can't physically enjoy him. no doubt she enjoys gagging on dick or someone else with a bigger dick since she would obviously get tired of sucking her public bf, but if she has you on the side because she's a rare girl that requires a smaller dick to enjoy herself, that doesn't negate who she is at her core: a cheating whore that doesn't give consideration to her bf, nor respects him enough to dump him so that he is free to use his chad dick on someone that will appreciate it, oh no, this cunt needs to have it all.
and you, the pussy drunk fool that you are, and enabling her. you are complicit in the rising of female empowerment.
>>29840976
Girls think legit 6 inches is 8++ btw thats weird you've seen your bros dick like that
>>29840082
7 inches here. Hang in there buddy, the average is actually around 5 if I'm not mistaken. You've been on r9k too long. I lost my virginity at 16 when I was still at 5.5 or so and she was satisfied.
Posted my dick here before but I don't think size really matters at all..
I'm 24, virgin and incredibly ugly so the size of my cock is 'wasted' on me. (And being cut sucks).
I'd trade 2-3 inches so I could have a better looking face, body, not be bald or whatever easily.
It sucks because all these threads make me feel like I should be banging sluts with my dick.
Op, that's honestly a perfectly average size
Trust me
>>29842949
Go on tinder and tell girls you have a big cock. Inevitably a size queen will be dtf. You can even post that you have a bwc on craigslist and people will come to you for it.
>>29842999
I've considered the craigslist thing but I'd have no idea what to put in my ad.
13cm pencildick here, in the very very off chance that i get to fuck a gril, will i ever be able to pleasure her?
Am i kill?
>>29842949
any more pics for science :^) ?
>>29840976
Wait, you saw your brother erect wang?
>>29843068
ugly ass dick tbqh
>>29843084
Sure have one where I actually shaved and it doesn't look dry as fuck, fuck having a cut cock ;_;
>>29843112
F-Fuck you too, i-it'a not like i care about it or anything.
At least i have my foreskin, i don't know what i would do if i didn't have my foreskin
Fuck you guys I'm black and my dick is fucking 3 inches erect I'm literally a laughing stock in my college
>>29843328
I feel for you, niganon. How did everyone find out, though?
>>29842949
does anyone ever stare?
>>29843433
Not really it's easier too hide than you'd think.
Only in certain jeans is it hard to hide but you'd have that same problem with a 6 incher.
There was a girl sitting infront of me in a train that I clearly remember was staring, but that's the only time.
>>29843126
How does it suck being cut? Did you have an adult circumcision? I might have to go through with it for medical reasons >< plz tell me all of your complaints to see the annoying side of being cut. I know about the pros though, im good
I'm fine with my six inches, I just wish I was a shower. I'm a grower at 2 inches flaccid... It sucks. I don't feel like I have a noticeable bulge at all.
>>29843558
Yeah I'm a little over 6 inches but like barely 3 flaccid it sucks. Especially after I work out.
>>29843417
I fucked a shy qtie girl.
Never knew she was a gossip queen.
>mfw jelquing was giving me more length that girth
if you fags are that worried give it a go, just take it slow of you will break your cock
>>29843530
Horse anon, you could literally, and I mean literally, make a living in porn with that dick.
>>29843614
Hows your quality in erections since?
>>29843604
That is my nightmare tbqh. I gave up on females entirely as a result. I guess you could try to fuck Asian girls though, in the hope that they're used to small dicks, or something like that.
>>29843661
You fell for the Asians have small cocks meme. Whites are smallest on average.
>>29843641
didn't notice much of a difference, was never an issue for me.
>>29843626
How? I understand you need a big cock for porn but that's not the only thing.
>>29843676
The average penis size in India is below 4 inches. Just fuck Indians.
>>29843661
Yeah it fucking sucks she was a Vietnamese girl pretty cute I never would have believed she was going to ruin my life.
>>29843614
>mfw restoring my foreskin made my dick thicker
>>29843723
Bitches and whores etc. I don't really have any good advice for you though. Other than "probably don't commit suicide." Small dick = fucked by nature. I don't know why fucking ugly/autist anons think they have any right to complain, they are on easy mode comparatively. Fuck those cunts (no pun intended).
>>29843703
Again. Indians are Asian. Small Asian cock is just a meme. Whites are smaller on average.
> only 6 inch
> literally nothing to complain about dick size
You do realize Asian women would consider 6 inches huge right? Oh boo hoo I'm only 6 feet tall. Oh boo hoo I'm only making $100,000 a year. That's the equivalent of what you're doing right now.
>Tfw 7 inch dong but FUPA makes it 6 inches on a good day
;_; I'm trying to lose weight but I have so far to go
>>29843700
No, that's about it.
That's literally all people care about.
>>29843757
That's statistically untrue. Post a peer-reviewed study (not self-reported) supporting your claim, my Hapa friend. Also, daily reminder that the Indian health ministry requested condom manufacturers to make smaller condoms in India because regular ones don't work. kek
I know you won't post anything in response though because you are from /r/asianmasculinity, the WE WUZ of Asians.
>>29843756
Yeah also anybody want to see my small cock?
>>29843785
This is r9k, robots only like big cocks inside them.
>>29843775
Yeah but I wouldn't be able to perform though.
I've literally never touched a girl, I might not be able to get it up or whatever.
>>29843840
Lol faggot. Original
>>29843869
I mean who knows right.
I might try the craigslist thing for real, more people have suggested it though I don't know what to expect.
>>29843840
Viagra is a thing.
So is hate-fucking.
>>29843904
>Bawww I have a huge penis
Fuck off, faggot.
>>29843785
Yes please
Faggot reporting in. Out of intense robot syndrome caused by small dick issues, I have made it my mission to suck every small penis I can on craigslist. 5" maximum. I will probably kill myself in a few years. But in the mean time I will be the opposite of those who can't get laid due to size queens. Not a grill though so I can't help 9/10 robots
>>29844004
Yeah this is why I avoid this discussion usually, I know it makes me look like a whiny cunt.
lf anyone has tips on how to make a proper CL ad which well get me someone to fuck I'm all ears, but besides that I'm out, peace.
All of you dicklets getting laid need to fuck off too though, you have nothing to complain about.
>>29843785
small cocks are my fetish yes please anon
>>29840878
tfw I will always be a virgin because my 8 inch cock is to big for girls
feels bad man
any robots know the feel?
>>29843676
>coping
Post a BAC. I've never seen one. BWC's are pretty common.
>>29843283
You are lucky to have an intact foreskin. I'm circumcised and I fucking hate it. Fapping is hard because the skin doesn't move.
I got cut in the early 90's and it was a COMPLETE low and tight circumcision--not this "oh I'm circumcised but still have a foreskin" thing that a lot of the young guys have now. I have the full on radical cut.
>>29844561
good friend of mine.
can't prove he's asian.
>>29844579
>Get BTFO and leave thread
>Come back to post dicks
kek
>5 inches flaccid
>7 inches hard
I will disappoint
>>29843904
>>29843530
how big actually is this cock?
someone wanna educate me if original poster isnt here anymore?
>>29844750
probably 8.5 inches
>>29844852
what percentage of cocks is that in? i find it hard to believe someone that big would be a virgin and post here..
>>29844884
probably above 99% for sure
I really doubt that cock is his
>>29844579
that's not big though
>>29844884
>>29844912
It's smaller than 8.5 inches.
Give me your Skype and I'll whip it out for you as soon as I get home.
Have nothing to gain from faking.
>>29844940
>Give me your Skype and I'll whip it out for you as soon as I get home.
that's gay son
>4inch flaccid
>7inch erect
Honestly probably could of had a big dick if not for all my drug abuse in high school. I'm 22 now and clearly remember being over 8 at 17.
>>29844579
>Those fucking toes
Damn. Rare seeing someone that hasn't had their toes ruined by the shoe Jew. Would fuck your friend in the ass all day long tbqbh
>>29840082
>above average
>says small
stop pretending you want an excuse to be cucked by logic you have a big cock
>>29842949
So sorry about your mutilation anon
But desu, if you send that pic to 90% of faggots out there you earn a FREE blowjob
>4 inch cock
>an inch flaccid
>>29840082
>6 inches
That's like the top 30% of the population, maybe less.
>>29844884
8 inches is quite rare, I think it's something like 4 standard deviations, so about 1 in 150,000 dicks.
>>29840082
I'm five inches and i don't know my girth.
Meh, i'm fine.
>>29845335
>>29845931
>>29846187
Yes, but I'll never be flaccid big like my original pic.
>>29840082
>only six inches
What are you complaining about? That's completely avg, if not slightly above the global
You can get almost any woman off with a dick like that as long as the girth is alright. And you can always do oral.
If you're this insecure and watch that much BBC porn, then maybe you should kill yourself
It's so fucking disgusting. How many women will judge you harshly and literally laugh at you and consider you a non-man for having a small dick. Something you can't change at all. And then they are surprised so many men are hateful and misoginistic?
>>29840082
I have a 9" fully erect bbc
Maybe like 3-4" flaccid
I'm a grower
Also a black wizard
Kill me pls
>tfw only 9 inches
Girls laugh at me.
>>29848784
why are you not on chaturbate? There are men willing to pay you money if you show them your penis. If you convince a girl to let you stretch them you'll make even more
>>29848702
I don't think a single woman has ever seen your prick.
>>29842030
get a bathmate and make it thicker
>>29848895
True. Why should I give bitches a chance to humiliate me?
>>29848910
There is no evidence that this is safe or effective and no histological study of a penis that has gone through the trauma of PE exercises compared to a normal penis.
Play with fire and you might get burned.
>>29848871
Because showing genitalia to strangers is degenerate.
I'm also not gay, so I have no interest in helping gay men masturbate.
I want a petite qt virgin to wife and love for eternity
>>29848923Because all the orbiters you've made fun of are all fucking more than you, and you're being left behind like a chump
>>29849040
Better than being a retard with no pride who lets women humiliate him to have sex.
>>29849176
Orbiters give them attention they don't deserve, they're not some kind of femdom slave.
>>29849259
They do something they don't enjoy to get something. They are slaves. Fucking cucks. It's better to be a KV than orbiter or beta provider.
>>29849278
this, i would rather die a KHHV then resort to orbiting a girl
chad or die trying
>>29840082
I was born with herpes. You think you have bad. It's like acne on my dick.
>>29842949
>cut
every time
>>29849278
>>29849347
>Virgins think Chad somehow isn't giving them attention
It's like you idiots are suffering from doublethink or something. You don't have the confidence to approach girls attentively and talk to them with the intention of trying to fuck them, and while you're worried about how you're going to finally do it, you scorn and hate men who do have the confidence to approach girls attentively and talk to them with the intention of trying to fuck them.
I think one of the worst things that happened to you was 4chan poisoning your mind to the point that you think giving a bitch attention is demeaning. Nigger that's how you get girls. What, do you think you're going to somehow become this crazy statuesque adonis-like model that they'll rub their cunts against?
>>29849562
>you scorn and hate men who do have the confidence to approach girls attentively and talk to them with the intention of trying to fuck them.
Of course I hate these men. They just got lucky. That's the main reason they are confident. Through good looks, genes and things out of your control.
>>29849589
No, you sperg, because they gave stupid bitches attention and played the numbers game, exactly what you aren't doing.
My dick is a mere 8 inches. Just kill me now I don't want to live
>>29849607
Wrong. Giving wome nattention doesn't guarrantee anything. Ugly men who give women attention don't succeed.
>>29849631
No interaction with any women ever, save for a prostitute, is going to guarantee anything. Are you that afraid of rejection? Who says ugly men who give women attention don't succeed? /r9k/? How the fuck would other robots know? Or, are you just pulling it out of your naive, ignorant, anxious ass because you're scared to admit that you've been blatantly avoiding the exact path for fixing your little woman problem?
>>29849799
>Are you that afraid of rejection?
Yes. It hurts my confidence, humiliates me. It literally means I'm not good enough for her. And while you think hard work can change this, I think often it's due to things that can not be changed, since I am short, ugly and have a small dick.
>Who says ugly men who give women attention don't succeed?
They have to work harder than a Chad at getting women and the women they get are not as attractive. And why? Because of ugliness, something mostly out of your control.
>falling for this fucking bait
i hate this board so fucking much
>>29849837
>And while you think hard work can change this
I never said that you moron, you did. I said you have to give them attention, and that's not hard at all. Clearly, you're obsessed with self-improvement, like you can't even try to flirt until you finally reach that dream body you're never going to bother obtaining. And going by your next little response, it's clear that nobody is actually telling you that ugly, short, small-dick men don't succeed, it's just you telling yourself that.
Well hear this. I'm better than you, and I know better than you, so listen to me instead. You're a fucking idiot, and it's time you take your head out of your ass. You know how all these "nu-males" and "betamales" and all other buzzword-assigned men with actual sexual partners do it? They don't listen to themselves when they start thinking pathetic, idiotic, nonsensical self-defeating thoughts about them. They try anyways. They do the stupid thing and put themselves out there like a normal human being. You are seriously just so god damn stupid. How are you honestly listening to yourself? Every single possible physical trait has been beaten to death and insulted on this board, stop thinking you're so uniquely terrible just because you're a shitty kid who can't believe in himself.
>>29849589
>>29849837
You type exactly like that cucklord guy in the self improvement thread yesterday, where you got fucking BTFO.
>>29849984
Yeah just keep wishing. I didn't get BTFO. No one disproved that injustice happens.
>>29849971
>I said you have to give them attention, and that's not hard at all.
If you give them attention but aren't tall and good looking, you're not gonna accomplish anything.
>And going by your next little response, it's clear that nobody is actually telling you that ugly, short, small-dick men don't succeed, it's just you telling yourself that.
It's statistics. Halo effect and all that shit. Ugly people on average earn less and have harder life.
>I'm better than you, and I know better than you, so listen to me instead.
Getting lucky genetics through luck gives you no authority over me.
>They don't listen to themselves when they start thinking pathetic, idiotic, nonsensical self-defeating thoughts about them. They try anyways.
So they ignore reality?
>They do the stupid thing and put themselves out there like a normal human being.
Cucks. They let people humiliate them for a chance at happiness. That's fucking shameful.
>>29840082
6 inch = not a small cock
>>29850078
>Yeah just keep wishing. I didn't get BTFO. No one disproved that injustice happens.
They literally did, by pointing out that everyone has flaws, and that your subjective opinions of what's good and bad don't necessarily relate to those of others. Someone you see as perfect could hate all the features you love, and wish they were different.
>>29849971
Please don't bother replying to this guy anon, he comes into heaps of threads, starts espousing the same few arguments, gets blown the fuck out time after time, then just pretends it didn't happen and says the same shit, within the same thread. You'll never convince him he's wrong, and you'll never get him to admit he's wrong on even a single issue. It's not worth it.
In case you don't believe me though, wait until he brings up the halo effect again, despite it being pointed out in every thread that the halo effect can go both ways, and that it only applies to initial impressions. He'll deny it ever happened, he did it in the last thread where a couple anons were arguing with him. Apparently one guy even brought sources proving it and he threw a tantrum, though I haven't seen that thread.
>>29840082
If you really think that the size of your cawk is the issue, you are retarded.
>>29850143
>They literally did, by pointing out that everyone has flaws, and that your subjective opinions of what's good and bad don't necessarily relate to those of others. Someone you see as perfect could hate all the features you love, and wish they were different.
But it's prove that people with good characteristics are on average more succesful. Sure, tall guys can say how they hate being tall, but that's just because they can't imagine how it is to be a manlet.
>>29850143
>despite it being pointed out in every thread that the halo effect can go both ways
What do you mean by that? Halo effect helps attractive people and hurts unattractive people. Is that what you mean?
>and that it only applies to initial impressions
Initial impressions are very important. You act like they don't matter.
6 inchers look passable when your on your most raging boner with your faviorite porno but anything less and it looks utterly pathetic
For what it's worth, I have a 7.5" and it hurts because I'm constantly hitting my gfs cervix and she can only fit half of it in her mouth before she starts to gag, so 5.5-6.5" would probably be optimal
>>29850214
>But it's prove that people with good characteristics are on average more succesful. Sure, tall guys can say how they hate being tall, but that's just because they can't imagine how it is to be a manlet.
Your logic applies the same way. You're saying you hate being short because you don't know how it is to be tall. Your subjective opinions do not necessarily relate to those of others, and as such you're not complaining life is unfair, simply that you're upset you don't have everything you want right when you want it.
>What do you mean by that? Halo effect helps attractive people and hurts unattractive people. Is that what you mean?
You know it's not. Good looks can cause people to think you're a bimbo, more looks than substance or vain and self obsessed as much as they can cause people to think you're caring and a good person.
>Initial impressions are very important. You act like they don't matter.
When literally all the halo effect does is talk about situations in which you only see someone, you don't get a chance to talk to them, they don't matter that much. As soon as someone opens their mouth and you start to find out their actual personality, the halo effect no longer applies. You have had sources provided proving this.
I'm not going to have the same debate with you as you've already had many times now though, it's pointless, and I encourage any others that see your posts to ignore them as well. Saged.
>>29850325
>You're saying you hate being short because you don't know how it is to be tall. Your subjective opinions do not necessarily relate to those of others
But it's objectively proven that tall men benefit in many areas of life. Having a harder time finding shoes (which by the way also applies to me even though I am short but have big feet) or sometimes hitting your head can't possibly outweight all the advantages that tallness has.
>as such you're not complaining life is unfair, simply that you're upset you don't have everything you want right when you want it.
I want to be born a top Chad, so yes that's what I'm complaining about. Not being lucky enough to get born one.
>You know it's not. Good looks can cause people to think you're a bimbo, more looks than substance or vain and self obsessed as much as they can cause people to think you're caring and a good person.
A bimbo will still have better life, will be treated better. The results of halo effect that makes people think you're a bimbo are much better than if they though you're an ugly bitch.
>When literally all the halo effect does is talk about situations in which you only see someone, you don't get a chance to talk to them, they don't matter that much.
These impressions carry over to when you start talking to someone. When you just see someone, you form a first impression. That's the baseline. And then when you start talking, you have to work up from that baseline. And that's not fair.
>I'm not going to have the same debate with you as you've already had many times now though, it's pointless, and I encourage any others that see your posts to ignore them as well. Saged.
Because you have no arguments. God bless.
>>29850325
Honestly, at this point I'm starting to think about half of this miserable >tfwnogf forever alone shit is shitposting. I suck and I know I suck, but this idiot is determined to make sure his toxic opinion stays unmoved. Does he/she just want to hurt other robots?
>>29850398
Yes. Hurting other robots is this faggot's intension. Just ignore him.
>>29850389
You were already born in a 1st world country in the late 20th century, are presumably white and male, and can afford a rather NEET lifestyle. You're doing better than the vast majority of the world. You just want to be a god amongst gods.
>>29850708
>You just want to be a god amongst gods.
Exactly.
Also my country is technically considered second world. Nonetheless, some poor hungry nigger child doesn't matter. What matters is people I meet every day, people who I will actually be competing with for success.
>7x5.5
I don't feel "big" at all. I'm pretty sure 7x5.5 is the actual normal. Bull-fucking-shit most guys are walking around with 5-5.5"
>>29840082
>tfw 5 inches hard and 3 inches flaccid
>tfw not a lot of girth
fuck my life.
>>29843530
I'd be in porn if I had this dick. 100% serious.
dear OP, I'm like an inch and a half flaccid and just over 5.5 inches fully erect
2 long term gf's (one for 5 years and current one going on 1.5 yrs) and a bunch of miscellaneous sex
outside of micropenis I'm pretty sure you're fine.
>>29840837
as a female 6 inches is the perfect size. bigger is more painful. I only know from dildos, but still
>>29850804
This. Mine is 8x5.5 and it looks small to me. I think those penis size statistics about 5 or 6 inches being average was made up to make guys feel better about their cocks, like in that South Park episode.
>TFW you have a 3" dick
>poor and ugly as fuck
I never stood a chance
>>29844884
9"bbc here khhv and almost a wizard.
talk about a waste.
is 6 inch girth too big?
>>29850804
same size. I think you're right, at least for non asians anyway
>>29840761
It's still small.
It's not big enough for that deep stretched out feeling this it's small.
Any cock under 7 inches is small. If it isn't big it is small.
>>29851430
according to the few guys I've seen post proof of their 7x6 or 8x6 dicks, girls go crazy over that girth and become obsessed with the guy's dick, using him as a booty call basically.
what I'm confused by is why the average girth reported on all 4chan boards is like 5.5".... even the biggest average in studies is 4.9 girth. others say 4.6 girth. Is it exaggeration, or do most guys not post their girth on purpose?
>>29851583
The ones who are small don't post. Personally I have 5" girth and it's too shameful to post.
>>29851583
>what I'm confused by is why the average girth reported on all 4chan boards is like 5.5".... even the biggest average in studies is 4.9 girth. others say 4.6 girth. Is it exaggeration, or do most guys not post their girth on purpose?
Well, you don't want to say your 7 inches with a girth of 4.9 inches as it seems like you have a pencil dick.
>>29842949
Fuckkkk what a waste of huge giant dick
I'd suck it just because I don't want it to be wasted
No homo tho
>>29843068
M-my dick looks yours senpai. I can't fill my hand with my dick so I think it's small enough to never try to women
Imagine the laugh once they see our dicks that is no longer than their fingers
>>29843757
>filthy brown shit Indians think they're Asian
Reeeeee stop telling people you're Asian you fucking brown shit scum
>>29840082
I have an above average penis but the base is covered by 3+ inches of fat. I look like I have a baby dick when flaccid, and a 5 and a half incher when bonar. Please help me.
I love these threads - loads of guys insecure about the size of their dicks and then post pics of them
I find it adorable and then I get to add more dicks to my archive to enjoy later - thank you, you sexy faggots
>>29844062
>wahhhh I only own a Ferrari but you poor fucks who drives civic don't understand my pain
FUCK OFF
>>29844940
post your skype instead.
>>29851772
What are you? Gay?domo arigato
>>29851977
It's not gay to have a folder full of anonymous dicks on your computer, you fucking fruitloop
>>29852036
>It's not gay to have a folder full of anonymous dicks on your computer, you fucking fruitloop
Oh, okay mr. i-fap-to-traps-and-im-100%-straight
>>29852082
I'm not fapping to their dicks, I'm fapping to them as a sexy woman
Them being attractive whilst having a penis is completely coincidental
>>29842949
>>29843126
>>29843530
If I had a cock this big I wouldn't need porn anymore, I'd just fap to myself in the mirror
>tfw 5" dick
>6'5" tall so it looks even smaller compared to my body size
It's not like a girl will ever see my dick but it still feels bad
>>29850398
It absolutely is, he came into a self improvement thread the other day and started shitting up the whole place and trying to convince other people to not try to be better than they are. What >>29850517 said is absolutely true.
>>29850708
He's not even short either, he's 5'10.
>no more robot cocks being posted
That's what this thread is for, guys.
>>29852256
You could be a big manly bottom. My cock will make you gay. Don't worry.
>>29852396
I-I can bottom for you, Anon-kun
I-I'm not big or manly, b-but I can try
what a gay thread
original
>>29852348
>That's what this thread is for, guys
If you have average dick it's nothing worth showing.
t. anon with 6x5.6
>>29852487
The idea/fact that it's a robot dick is what makes it worthwhile.And that it's a virgin dick, tbqh.
>>29852348
I posted it a couple of months back. Anons didn't like it. Posting it now again because of you.
>>29852569
We get it, you're a homosexual.
>>29852605
Pretty much everyone in this thread is.
>>29852575
Thank you, robot.
>>29852615
>Pretty much everyone in this thread is
Showing your dick on the internet is merely ego stroking.
>>29852629
Whatever helps you sleep through the day.
>>29852575
Cute! It's not big but it looks very cute!
>>29844750
Also consider that he is probably shorter which exaggerates the size of his be his. I'm 6'2 with an 8" and mine doesn't even look nearly that big.
My girth is 4.6 so you faggots with similar girths better own up.
nobody is dealing with the core issue here so:
how does one increase penis size
>>29853320
There's implants you can get, that's the only way that I know of that's actually guaranteed to work and not damage your dick.
It's not worth it unless you're extremely small though, as in micropenis tier, men care much more about dick size than women, most can't even get off from piv.
>6 inch dick
>people told me it's ugly as shit, had two women refuse to fuck when seeing it, kicked me out of the room
>/r9k/ told me it was badly shaped and disgusting too
You need size, aesthetics, and money just to have a chance.
>>29853363
>men care much more about dick size than women, most can't even get off from piv.
you know that's not true. we all know that's not true dude.
countless women on forums everywhere backup the stories that chads recount on 4chan about how a big dick that stretches them out will blow their mind and get them addicted to cock from that guy
that reality is the whole reason this is a problem in the first place. once girls get a taste of the 25% or so of guys with 5.5 girth or more, they just can't go back to average
Bunch of cunts ;-;
>>29853320
>how does one increase penis size
be born again to different parents with better dick genes in their families
>>29853480
>once girls get a taste of the 25% or so of guys with 5.5 girth or more, they just can't go back to average
My girth is like 6 inches on a good day and my ex commented how no other guy so far (slut, I know) can compare and pretends(?) to be mad how I'm such an asshole and don't deserve that big a dick.
>>29853480
>you know that's not true. we all know that's not true dude.
It's objectively true, there's been dozens of studies on this, and all show most women can't get off from piv alone, it's clitoral stimulation that gets them off.
>countless women on forums everywhere backup the stories that chads recount on 4chan about how a big dick that stretches them out will blow their mind and get them addicted to cock from that guy
Not even slightly true, most forums with actual women say that there's a place in between, and that huge penises are just a burden, and often hurt. There was a thread on lolcow about this that's still up, and most were agreeing with me.
The fact you think there are any chads on 4chan, or that a big dick will cause women to get addicted to cock like this is some fucking porn series says a lot though.
>>29844579
More please now
>>29853494
That's still quite impressive.
>>29853320
>how does one increase penis size
reroll mabye. Either that or learn to live this char without satisfying women sexually (desu it's probably not the only thing to live for... who am I kidding guys think about their cock and girls for life)
>>29852863
6" length by I think like 4.5" girth. Like they say we never really stood a chance. On one hand it's humbling to realise we're in the same basket as Daesh celibate warriors or guys who just have micropenis... but on the other hand it's kinda sickening to be reminded that the only thing needed to secure love/return business from a girl is some wide meat between the legs
>>29853660
>huge penises are just a burden, and often hurt
I'm pretty sure that's just when it's longer than 7" and bashes their insides. We've seen countless reposts here of Reddit girls complaining about how their current bf or husband can't 'fill them out' like their previous bf did, and how they can't really love him as much because of that
>>29853723
>I'm pretty sure that's just when it's longer than 7" and bashes their insides
I'll agree there, length is massively over-rated by guys, there's nothing to reach there. But girth can be too, needing to do a lot of foreplay for insertion to not be painful would be an issue, as would oral being really difficult for most women.
>We've seen countless reposts here of Reddit girls complaining about how their current bf or husband can't 'fill them out' like their previous bf did, and how they can't really love him as much because of that
I have to wonder how many of those are even true and not just bait though, we get the same shit here with the bbc posters. The vagina doesn't get stretched out by sex, so I can't imagine why they'd not feel satisfied by a slightly less girth, even if we assume the larger girth is automatically better.
>>29853723
>can't really love them as much
Women can't love men at all. Period. All men are is a paycheck and a dick. Men will love women no matter what while women bring absolutely nothing to a relationship besides their wet holes.
>>29853456
>>29853494
Gross. Should probably kill yourselves.
>>29853788
Hmm well I suppose the girls who say average is better should be believed as much as the ones who say max girth is better
>>29853792
Good point. I wonder if part of the reason why dick size is such a huge issue only recently is because for most of history men just didn't expect love from women.
>>29853947
>I wonder if part of the reason why dick size is such a huge issue only recently is because for most of history men just didn't expect love from women.
No, it's because of porn. Before the mid 20th century or so most men haven't really been bombarded with images of above average dicks. Also most women didn't sleep with a hundred different men before their husbands.
>>29852842
It's 21cm, that's like 8,1 in inches.
This thread makes me believe I should show my cock off more.
But again a dick my size won't get you laid.
>>29853988
Well fuck. That's even worse.
>>29840761
Not if it's thin like mine (I'm not OP), just 11cm in girth (4.3" or so). It's also curved down a bit, such a bad luck.
KHV.
Fuck guys with a small dick who have gotten laid and complain.
>>29851143
What about girth?
>>29854104
Dildos are usually around 5" girth unless they're 'big' or 'small' size.
I get the feeling that girls who say 6 inch dicks are the best are thinking about their bfs who have 5"+ girth on their 6 inchers.
Once heard that girls view 6-7x6 as the perfect size
im freshly 19 years old, can anyone tell me if my benin will get any bigger, or if its serviceable as is?
6-6.5x5
>>29853947
>Hmm well I suppose the girls who say average is better should be believed as much as the ones who say max girth is better
Yeah, I agree. I'd never argue that everyone prefers one thing, some people enjoy huge dicks, some average, some smaller because anything larger hurts them, it's all dependent on the chick. But it's not worth focusing on either way, because there's shit we can actually change that will make us better in bed no matter who we're with, namely technique and knowing what on average feels good and what doesn't. Even a basic knowledge of their anatomy would help.
>>29854174
Well, this aren't news to me, I already knew it that fatter is better. May you suggest something to those who wasn't blessed with much meat down there? Should I even bother dating? Maybe Asian girls have lower expectations?
>>29854286
my penis has stayed the same size since i was about 15 or so.
I'm 20 by the way.
>>29854345
Remember anon, something can be good without being optimal. Same as a car can be fast without being the fastest car around, or a game can be good without being the best in its genre.
If 5"+ is optimal, that doesn't mean sex with 4.6" or less isn't still enjoyable, or that sex with someone with a larger dick is even good, there's a lot of technique involved in good sex. You can learn some by just reading women's accounts of their own sexuality (not shitty blogs online, I mean books on the topic speaking about how sexual pleasure works in women) and reading up on the anatomy of their junk.
>>29854286
well my stupid body stopped growing my genitals at 17 even though my height went till 20. Some guys grow until 21 so you might be lucky and get even bigger
>>29854307
I admire your positive thinking. What you're saying is all true, but life has left me obsessing on this one thing still
>>29854345
>May you suggest something to those who wasn't blessed with much meat down there? Should I even bother dating? Maybe Asian girls have lower expectations?
I have no clue man I'm about the same size as you. It's a problem with no solution. We're just handicapped in the one part of life that everyone alive thinks about constantly. shit fucking sucks i dunno
>>29853320
Jelqing has given people very mixed results. One one hand there are those who have broken there dicks with it, possibly by being to forceful. On the other hand there are those who have made some serious gains with it, but have spend months following a strict routine.
Jelqing is a CHAD thing though. Most robots don't have the willpower to maintain a routine consistently for months, hence they don't lift or eat right.
>>29854100
To your credit this is the most aesthetic one in the thread so far
>>29840082
Six is fine man, you'll not run into issues there unless you've got some slut that thinks that every man's cock is like 9 inches average
>mfw 7-8 inches but nobody would believe it anyway because literally everyone uses that 8 inches one as a lie
>mfw I don't care and can just not worry about it
Feels good
>>29840082
>six is small
try 4" and being black and the same time, OP
>>29854450
thanks anon, i hope a girl one day will see it.
>>29854540
That's pretty hilarious. Imagine having a coalburner go after you only to troll her when you get in the bedroom with a size smaller than the 12 inches she expected
I'm just over 7" and average girth. Don't fall for the "you have to be 9"" meme. Just know how to fuck. Last more than 20 minutes, and they'll be sore for days. Trust me. My friend is just 6", and girls love him because he can fuck. You don't need a big dick, just be good at it.
how big wouId you guys guess mine is?
Dick size is a meme What matters is proportion
>>29854588
I feel pretty bad fampai
>>29854616
About 6.5" probably
>5.7" x 4"
>pencil dick mode activated
>no girl but a small 8 year-old child will feel me inside her
Good thing I'm already ugly as sin and quit the game years ago.
>>29854436
>I admire your positive thinking. What you're saying is all true, but life has left me obsessing on this one thing still
I still feel insecure at points too, don't get me wrong, I just don't feel it as much about shit there's absolutely no reason to care that much about. I'm not interested in fucking random women, and there's more to a happy relationship than being the best sex they've ever had, not to mention plenty of other ways to achieve that.
Really though, what I said about piv sex is absolutely true, most women aren't capable at all from orgasming from it alone, it's like 25% that can if I remember correctly.
>>29854616
>>29854879
nah, i would say seven even. im >>29854286 and i always measure between 6-6.5 depending on diamond quality, that looks slightly bigger
>>29854879
>>29854907
Good eye. It's 7 but I have pretty big hands.
>>29854907
He also seems to have some pubic fat so I'd say he's about 6.5 NBPEL and about 7 BPEL
>>29840082
Op you know nothing I have a fucking 4 INCH COCK. DO YOU GET THAT?!! 4INCH. But you know WHAT? Fuck it. See I downloaded addblock once and blocked the shit out of all triggering images on this website just block one and ther rest follows. So why me? Because I'm done with it. With the triggering.
>>29854937
And what's your girth?
>>29854961
>pubic fat
that's just skin dude but you're right about NBP / BP
>>29854981
guess5.5 for about the shaft but flares out to ~6 near the bottom. wish it was 6 the whole way down but i can't complain. i stretch em out when i bottom out
My dick is sub 1". I'm not even overweight it's just tiny.
I'm a bottom though so it doesn't matter much.
>>29855012
shit, should sayabout half* the shaft
>>29855016
What the actual fuck!?pics immediately
>come to /r9k/ to get away from successful normies
>thrice daily dick threads
>realise that even half of /r9k/ outclasses me in life without even leaving their computer desk
god damn this life game is hard
>>29854286
We are almost dick twins, but i have my foresin. Mine is 6.6x5.1 and just like yours, it goes all the all up, so it's hard to take pictures.
Nobody ever complained desu, i wish i was bigger, but it's nothing to worry about
>>29840082
>7" almost 8
>no gf in years
Its probably not that anon
>>29843904
that looks delicious tbqh
n-nohomo
How's this. New post
>>29855830
Thanks.
I wish I was homo tbqh.. based on some reactions I get gay guys don't care about looks as much if the cock is big enough.
>>29855947
your body looks fine and you dick looks fun so what's to worry about
>>29855947
>gay guys don't care about looks as much if the cock is big enough.
khm they started the whole big dick better dick thing
>>29855947
btw please post more of it
>>29854978
Know what you mean anon.
>>29855928
anon are you like 40 years old?
nice dick btw how big is it?
>>29855947
A lot of boys would try it just to see if they could, men like to pass challenges
>>29856284
Lol I was 23 but that chick was like mid thirties...Idk how big I think like 7.5 length and 4.7ish girth. Above average length and average girth makes me a bit self conscious but idk why because I've always had compliments/positive reactions to my peen. Chicks seem to love it.
If you're 6 inches when hard you're fine.
>B-but the cuck porn spammed here says otherwise
Yeah it is porn, all the women in it are either cute, have big tits, or a big ass while all the men ripped and have 20 inch cocks. It is almost like in all porn the features are exaggerated for the viewer.
>>29856708
i doubt it's 8 feet long or even 8 inches tbqh, at least the other anon proved that he had a big benis
>>29840082
>only 3.5 long fully erect
>tranny scum anyway so no worries
>>29856889
can you even get hard?
>>29856984
Only for a few seconds at a time if I really focus and am really turned on. But for the most part,no, i'll just leak it out. And I cant pull back my foreskin/probs could but would be super painful for me. Also I learned that you're meant to be able to flex and move your dick a bit with the muscles but I cant do that at all.
>>29857211
sounds adorbs care to post pics?
>>29857248
I can't sorry. Bf browses and i'm not gonna post lewds behind his back.
>>29840082
6 inches is all you need, man. Just gotta use it right.
As many others have said girls are stupid and don't actually know what a big cock is.
>>29857305
preddy much. to clarify one thing though, some girls out there do indeed develop an idea of how big their preference is... but they're not exactly what you'd call wife material or even gf material
>>29857293
that's a shame tiny dick traps are the best
>>29856629
well damn I suppose if women are impressed by 4.7 girth then the average really must be below 5"
It's definitely more than 4" though because that's the size most condoms are
>>29857456
Would post if it was down to me alone
>>29857593
I think it comes down to having the length to hit the a spot
>>29840878
As a general rule she's right guys. I've had sex with 2girls and the first one said I fit perfectly inside of her and the other one got mad when I asked her if the size was good because she didn't like that I thought lowly of myself
>>29840878
>tfw 7 inches and always just on the cusp of "too big" but still enjoyable
I feel like 7-7.5 inches is the perfect size. Any bigger and you can't bottom out / get deep-throated (I've still never been DT'd before)
I think I'm big, but I hate my cock/body/face/life anyways.
