>be 22
>ask 15 year old cousin to save her virginity for me
>offers her $10K
>she calls me disgusting and says she's not even a virgin, and that she's showing her Dad
>panic
>then remember that she's showing her Dad that she's 15 and not a virgin
Congratulations Nicole. You just played yourself.
>>29840043
You still have more to lose in this situation though.
you should offer her dad the 10k to fuck her after she shows him
>>29840043
LMAO nicole is too stupid to even realize that you played her
hopefully her dad beats her and sews her vagina shut
>>29840043
>15
>not even virgin
what's going on lads? is this the end?
>>29840043
Could've just raped her, you fucked up op.
>>29840124
13 year olds are losing their virginity.
I am almost 10 years older than these little shits and they managed to get laid before I did.
>>29840253
>tfw nearly TWENTY years older
>>29840124
I had sex with a 16 year old at 25, which is legal here thx I'm not a burger, and she had more sexual partners than me. Girls included.
tfw my depressed borderline PD brother will marry and I am still a virgin
Can you post pictures of her?
>>29840326
well at least someone in the family will pass their genes on, you can rest easy now.
>>29840043
thanks for the laugh anon I needed it.
>>29840330
Just 1 anon
>>29840253
>you're watching afternoon cartoons
>she's getting railed by coons
>>29840351
they met in a psychiatry, when they pass their genes the kid will become worse than me
>>29840417
what the fuck does it even say on her hand
>>29840417
I've got the sunshine, in my nose.jpeg
>>29840043
>no dad, I just said I was a virgin to get that creep to leave me alone
>p-plz halp
Iz that ez, opiee.
>>29840043
You realize she can just leave out the part about her not being a virgin right and can just say that you offered her the 10k?
You're fucked OP.
Her dad's a normie that probably lost his virginity around the same age she did.
Either way, he's going to be way more pissed off that her "fully grown" adult cousin is propositioning his underage cousin for sex. But you're probably already the weird one in the family. Things aren't going to get bad, they're just going to get worse.
Normies are so unreasonable
>sex is no big deal
>got fucked for 0$ by some 15 year old
>refuses 10k for her now used vagina
unbelievable.
>>29840714
>got fucked for 0$ by some 15 year old Chad
>refuses 10k for her now used vagina getting fucked by robot
>>29840417
that's definitely a man
>>29840043
plot twist, her dad took her virginity
>>29840714
>not exploiting OP's lucrative, incestuous lust by turning it into a regular deal
>not blackmailing him for more money with a potential rape charge or social damage
Really blown a great business opportunity there.
