Why do normies love water so much?
>>29839786
>Why do normies love water so much?
b/c they're not suicidal.
/thread
>>29839786
how do you *not* love water, it's literally free delicious refreshment
fuck I needs to get me some water right now
>>29839786
its free asshole! are you drowning in money? please send me some bitcoin so I can buy a coca cola.
you misspelled coffee op
>>29839786
>implying soda isn't the ultimate normie beverage
Water is free of all that fucking sugar, and it's just pure refreshment. Drinking plenty of water will literally make you happier, healthier, help with acne, make you smell less bad, and more.
I'm drinking water right now, you frothing cunt.
I don't consideer myself a normie and I drink water. It's because it's healthy by definition and the liquid that can, once again by definition, keep you hydrated. the rest is piss-tier drinks harmful and unhealthy for the body.
>>29839786
Because they are 75% it.
Water is good mayne
>>29839786
>Making water a normie drink
Fuck you dude
Remember: Water is the best and soda is piss
>He actually drinks sugary shit like Monster and Pepsi
Wow, are you 15?
Bet you have cans all around your room right now don't you OP?
you make zero sense OP. soda and coffee are normie drinks
maybe this is some meta trolling, i actually cant believe someone is so clueless
>>29839786
Because if you drank some of it from time to time, you wouldn't be so autistic. Just saying, it does work.
>>29839786
I order tap water from a restaurant
>fite me
>>29839953
>Drink plenty of water
>Never drink anything else
>Still sad
y this
>all these people defending the liquid jew
>>29839786
>muh colorless Jewquid
>muh cellular respiration
Normies make me sick.
>>29839786
normies are literally made of mostly water
>Water costs 40p
>Cheap soda costs 20p
>>29840123
>being so poor 40p is an issue
>>29840086
Imagine how sad you'd be if you didn't.
Water is for the unwashed plebians
Sparkling water is the true patrician beverage
>>29839786
beer is good sometimes
but water is best
>>29840123
>water costs money
wtf
>>29839953
This is what a normie would say.
Normies think that drinking water cures everything.
>cancer
>JUST DRINK MORE WATER! IT WILL FLUSH OUT THE CANCER CHEMICALS!
>schizophrenia
>JUST DRINK MORE WATER! YOU ARE JUST HALLUCINATING BECAUSE YOU ARE DEHYDRATED!
>heart disease
>JUST DRINK MORE WATER! YOUR ARTERIES ARE CLOGGED BECAUSE THEY ARE DEHYDRATED!
>>29840123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0
pssst c'mere
>Implying normies drink water
I swear, I'm the only person I know that actually drinks water.
>>29840123
Use the tap? Get a filter?
>>29839786
water is pretty good
soda is disgusting
chocolate milk and eggnog are the best
>>29839786
>you faggots are debating water. kys
>>29840198
>JUST DRINK MORE WATER! IT WILL FLUSH OUT THE CANCER CHEMICALS!
That's actually kinda true, drinking water may reduce your chance of getting cancer according to the ACS.
>>29839786
I love water.
I drink water every day.
Water is fantastic. I love water. Be water, my friend.
>>29840299
Water is objectively better than you, if I could exchange your life for your bodyweight in water I would.
Get the fuck off my board if you don't drink oil! Fucking humans.
>>29840155
finally a man who understands me
>>29840353
>Oilfags shitting up another based water thread
What if I don't drink water but instead eat some ice? Would that be like cheating in life? Would I get punished by some kind of life admins or something?
>>29840396
My dad works for the water police and he'll let you get away with it if you act nice to me.
>>29840396
My freezer makes these nice comfy like... oval shaped ice cubes. They're the perfect shape to swallow. I used to eat cup fulls to stay cool in the summer.
>>29839786
>fell for the hydration meme
fuck this gay earth
>>29840396
Ice isn't water. If it was water, they'd call it "very cold, hard water."
>>29839786
Because when we excercise water is by far the most refreshing and tasty beverage to consume.
because normies want a long healthy life while we want to die as fast as possible
>>29840123
>>29839861
>>29840168
>drinking the carbonated/caffeinated/fermented Jew
Literally the most goyim thing you can do
I used to drink all kinds of lemonade and energy drinks and ice tea and all that shit and became a fat and sad piece of shit. Then I thought I could just exchange it for the versions without sugar but with sweetener in them until I found out that this is almost worse and also I thought it just tastes like ass. Now I am finally down to drinking water, black coffee and unsweetened tea, only occasionally cola or club mate or maybe even a can of red bull when I am driving, but I try to reduce that even further. What will probably never change is that if I really want beer or alcohol I will have it. A life without sin is just wasted after all.
Tl;dr never felt as good as I do now, having almost completely elomanded (see what i did there? The water makes me that smart) the autismal shit tier drinks from my diet.
>>29839786
cause its bland, just like them
>>29839786
Who /nodrink/ here? On day 3.
>water is filled with xenoestrogens or fluoride
>everything else is bad for you
what am i supposed to drink?
whats that? drinking water?
too much water makes your teeth go grey
who here /arnold palmer/?
he is the superior beverage
Water is the element which brings life.
>>29840567
>he is the superior beverage
Is this like a "flesh and blood of Jesus" thing?
>mfw water keeps you alive
Behold. The true patrician's beverage.
>>29840534
Nodrink nopoop, making all kinds of gains.
>>29840448
fuck me anon that is genius
>>29840555
>drinking anything
Its like you goyim enjoy being retarded
>>29840604
You know that comes from a cow's winky, right.
>>29840604
drink milk
to stay in health
but too much milk makes your gums go grey
>>29840396
>>29840435
That might actually hurt your stomach. Also it is a very stupid idea to just swallow it to "stay cool". Your body uses energy to warm up the water to body temperature and therefore you are going to sweat way more. It's better to just apply some lukewarm water to your face and wrists and let that dry. It's like artificial sweat and will help you cool off.
>>29840604
is that breast milk?
>>29840521
Kek, autocorrect fucked me over on my very intelligent pun. Behold:
Elemonaded.
That was truly worth the second post
>>29840649
dont eat milk from a strangers' plate
Do Arnold Palmers help with gains?
>>29840419
I've been eating ice for nearly 20 years, and never in my life this water police has charged me for doing so. I know my fucking rights so I don't fear kids like you.
>>29839786
Because we're not r9k autists
>>29840649
It should be breast milk. It better be breast milk.
If you're going to drink milk then it should be human milk, not fucking cow milk.
Who started drinking that in the first place?
>drink a 3 gallon poland spring water container a week
>people always wonder how my skin is so clear and why im never tiered
>i always reply "i dont know it just happens"
normies will never unlock the secrets of water
>>29840723
white people who thought water was too spicy
>>29840723
>Who started drinking that in the first place?
White people, since we're actually smart enough to domesticate animals unlike most of the world.
That's why lots of asains and niggers are lactose intolerant, they just hunted shit and too dumb to keep it around for free milks and eggs and free babies.
>>29840648
And what if I put some ice-oval-shaped cubes into my asshole? Seems like a nice way to stay cool. I hope this water police other anon said doesn't get mad for this, I mean, it's my privacy.
>>29840756
Asians aren't niggers, faggot.
>>29840778
they aren't white so basically the same thing
>>29840756
Name a single animal domestic to Africa that you can domesticate, breed, farm and tame effectively.
Pro-tip: You can't.
Europeans got lucky by being in Europe, basically easy mode the continent.
>>29839786
I think all living beings do, m8. Are you not alive? Are you a machine?
>>29839786
I've been neet for a long time now and I have water with over 90% of my food.
soda is for fat dumb people, anything else is too expensive/full of corn syrup which ruins the taste
>>29840742
Do i need to get poland spring or does it work with any other water brand?
>>29840742
That's 3 litres short of the recommended amount of 2 litres per day.
>>29839786
Don't you mean shitty beer like Corona and BudLight?
>>29840796
>Name a single animal domestic to Africa that you can domesticate, breed, farm and tame effectively.You know.
>not drinking alcohol all day
>>29840764
>being cucked by the water police
I have an ice cube shape that resembles my own cock for that purpose only as that is the superior water based cooling method. Fuck the water police
>>29840796
donkeys, guineafowl (similar to chickens), geese
european domesticated animals: dogs, ferrets, rabbits.
pretty much everything domesticated came from somewhere in asia. they actually had easy mode.
>>29840865
>drink alcohol all night
>wake up dehydrated
>mfw cup of ice water
>>29840845
If you're being edgy and saying humans you're definitely wrong, it basically takes 1.5-2 whole decades for a single one to mature, takes nine months for one to give birth and temperament can be all over the place and are sometimes too smart for their own good. Terrible animal to domestic, 0/10 would not breed.
>>29840845
Kek'd. But they do have chicken and cows as well, albeit they are different cows from those endemic to Europe. I don't think he was wrong about Europe being the easymode continent because it was but that argument is not valid
>>29840877
I'm not that original into making ice shapes. I'd gladly love a tutorial for that. Anyways, water police seems like a big problem nowadays. These guys never stop to bother peers with their ice issues. What the hell is wrong with them?
>>29840913
Nah, humans are easy. Just keep 'em free-range and dangle a carrot in front of them.
It's been working on the lower classes in western countries for a good hundred years now.
>>29839786
Stay obese, nigger
>>29840965
>he doesn't know water contains more calories than a diet coke
![501px-Equus_africanus_distribution.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/T9dtFPY.png "501px-Equus_africanus_distribution.svg[1].png")
>>29840895
>>donkeys, guineafowl (similar to chickens), geese
>Donkeys
This is the geographic range of the African wild ass, not to mention that donkeys are fucking donkeys.
>Guineafowl
Stupid, aggressive, wild and mostly monogamous.
>Geese
Are you retarded, geese are basically raptors with less teeth and claws.
>>29840948
>But they do have chicken and cows as well
No they don't or at least didn't before very modern times. In the majority of sub-Saharan Africa's history hunting and gathering was much more effective than farming simply because the animals were nigh-tameable dicks.
>>29840991
wow I hate water now
>>29839786
Mmmm I just love that delicious fucking water that isn't polluted and filled with bacteria
http://www.people.com/people/mobile/article/0,,20892160,00.html
http://www.hoaxorfact.com/Health/beware-of-the-transparent-animal-living-in-your-drinking-water-facts.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2255803/Bottled-water-safe-tap-despite-costing-1-000-times-more.html
Now excuse me as I take a sip of my carefully crafted flavored Pepsi that won't fucking posion me
>>29840950
The government needs to back the fuck off, you're right about that.problem is that stand your ground doesn't work on a boat, so these people use all kinds of vile methods to take all the ice from the average joe that he so desperately needs to cool his buttocks.
As for the ice cube shape, you will need to get yourself a good amount of clay and a nice boner. Then you put your dick into the clay and press it against your dick so that it really conserves every last nook and cranny. Then you very carefully cut it open, into two halves. Check if your dick comes out well. Next, take some plaster and fill the clay shape with it, so you get a plaster cock model. Then you take some silicone that can be used for edibles, put your plaster cock into that and let that harden. Carefully rempve the plaster cock and use it for your garden if it doesn't break. Rinse the silicone shape and cut off all the protruding fibres and the excess silicone you don't need so it looks professional. Lastly, you just need to fill the silicone shape with delicious water and put it into the freezer. Voila.
>>29841069
Oh I didn't know they imported these animals. Well, alright then. I'd not want some fucking antilope in my backyard although they are probably delicious. But annoying as fuck, jumpy and shy as they are. So hunting probably really was the only option then.
>>29840349
flol flol
>>29841178
Maan, that's fan-tas-tic!
I'll make a post if everything goes ok.
You're the "cool" one here, dude. Keep it up.
>>29839786
i recently have been keeping up with my body's need for water and it feels so much better when i take a shit
i recommend it
>>29840087
>liquid jew
>free
>>29841105
>Pepsi
is being an autist okay, too?
I gave up soda and drink water for one reason.
I AIN'T WANNA BIRTH NO KIDNEY STONES
>>29841280
I'd love to see them. A frozen dick is also a surefire way to lose your v card. Just ask a girl if she needs some refreshment during summer and then hand her one of your creations and go "Well, why don't you suck my dick?"
The sexual tension between you when she feels how refreshing your cock is will make you irresistible to her. If that doesn't suffice, tell her they call you IC Wiener (get it?). You will be a legend, bro.
>duede just drink more water xdd
this thread is fucking digusting. Of all the shit I've seen on /r9k/ nothing has made me say "wow this board is really fucking gone" as much as this thread. I can handle all the blatant cuck/race/gay threads because i can see theyre so tongue in cheek, but this fucking thread.
fuck all of you fucking retards.
>>29841289
>unironically believe that water is free.
>>29839835
>he finds water delicious
hang yourself normie scum
>>29839786
they're made of water
60% of normie's body is made of water
fucking normies
>>29841334
yes kidney stones suck i had one .5
>woke up had to pee
>suddenly feel a pain in my penis head
>take some tynel it only lowered the pain
>go to the emergency room you have a kidney stone go to this doctor to get it removed
>get it removed they put a thing in my bladder it hurts like an hour later
>go back to the emergency room they just pull it out
>few days later pee bits of stone that the laser shot
i like soda, iced tea and lemonade
>>29841481
still better than all this cuck/blacked/fembots threads
Gerolsteiner Mineral water is the water master race
But because i'm stingy, i drink kroger brand sparkling seltzer water on a regular basis.
Best part is, not many other people like it, so i can leave it in a fridge or cooler and not worry about sharing
>>29839786
Jesus christ, i know this is a bait thread, but..
How fat are all of you? and if you're fat, do you only drink soda?
>>29839857
>Not having a bitcoin balance of at least 10.5 btc
Get out
>>29841413
I gotta admit I'm lmfao a bit on this thread. Frozen dicks and a water police, seems like a good name for a movie.
Also, the frozen cock strategy seems like a perfect ice-breaker for sexual tension. It's summer bitches, get on me!!
Drinking water makes your teeth go grey
>>29839786
Enjoy that diabetes.
>>29841679
Also a good name for your dick. The ice-breaker. Ayo gurl, my dick could sink the titanic!
Also, I'd like to have threads about water more often because I believe ice dicks are the future of this board and we all should try it. Y'all too afraid of the water police or what? Do it and thank me later.
>tfw never drink enough water
>>29839786
I'm wondering the same thing, and why cucks drink alcohol.
I wouldn't be able to shitpost on /r9k/ if i didn't drink water
>>29839786
You're you seriously telling me you don't like to drink ice cold tap water chilled perfectly from the fridge??? (without icecubes)
You are missing out boi
