>Mom found the semen sculptures
Dad found the cigarette pan
>Land lord found the shower socks
>oh its this thread again guy found this thread again
>>29839491
>OP found the edge cuck
>mom found the cum wheatgrass
>Sister found the smegma scriptures
>>29839355
Nice sunburn faggot
>>29838439
>go to work on sunday
>mom enters my room, sees it dirty
>mom decides to do me a favor and clean it
>finds my 2 fleshlights, and my Secret Lover Himekano
>Cleans them both
>even bathes them in corn starch to maintain soft feeling
>neatly puts them in plastic containers and sets them on the bottom drawer of my dresser.
>enter my room
>mom walks up behind me and says " do you like how i cleaned your room?"
mfw
>>29838439
mum discovered the jizz art
>>29838439
Dis someone say semen sculptures.
>mom found the duck butter candles
>>29839684
say thank you wtf. your mom is a saint.
>The Seamen found the mom sculptures
>>29839684
I wish my mom did this
>>29839684
is she hot? Did she offer to jerk you off with the fleshlights?
>>29838439
>mum found the oven mitt cum absorbers
>>29839355
Y-you too, anon?
oregiano comment
>Mom found the peenutbutter jar
>Wife's son found my cuck sock
>>29841137
>peenutbutter
>peenut
>pee
>nut
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