Tell me about the most depressing thing that's happened to you robots. That incident that echoes in the back of your mind
>>29837255
I played competetive Overwatch with my friends and they dropped my rank from 59 to 48 :(
My life. gfsdfs
i got hot coffee in the microwave but im too lazy to go get it
>>29837343
>coffee in the microwave
you fucking subhuman
>>29837353
youve never reheated coffee? okkid.jpg
>>29837304
there's basically no difference between 45 and 65 honestly
>>29837255
>You will never be in her place and enjoy the pleasures of BBC while making fun of your beta provider.
Why live, bots?
>>29837255
>cute girl asks for my number at the end of the last day of my sophmore year of high school
>talk to her all the time
>she gets me to fall for her
>go on a date
>have a great time
>feel happy for the first time in my life
>she starts to distance herself from me
>stopped talking to me completely
I always tried to figure out what I did wrong, but it's futile
fuck women, I chose to never trust or be nice to any woman after that, I'd rather die a virgin than deal with their shit
>>29837403
That is called the fade away. You didn't move fast enough and should have fingered her by date 2 or 3.
I was homeless twice before i was in highschool.
>>29837466
damn, how did that happen?
I'm more robot than I appear guys, honest
>be me
>be in first year uni
>meet a girl who's a friend of a friend, she's very pretty
>get to talking and kissing, eventually have sex
>first time we tried I couldn't get it up
>approaching the end of the year and we're close but not in a relationship
>we were never exclusive and she had a couple of guys I knew she met up with now and again
>at the end of the year I organise to spend a few days at hers during the summer
>best week I can remember
>free house with her, eat drink sex reppeat
>Spend a few extra days because I don't want to leave
>ff to start of second year
>think that I can have fun with my friends because freshers and she will probs be the same way
>spend first 5 nights of freshers meeting new girls
>I try to talk to her and she ignores me
>go to her house and talk face to face alone
>she has met a guy and is in a relationship with him
>wants to remain close friends
>hug her because she wants one
>walk home in the most intense red mist I've ever had (I think I threw a cig at a cat)
>focus up in my room with my speakers blaring and about 10 cig butts in the ash tray
>ff 1 week
>been drunk and locked up a while
>she gets drunk and tells me she made a mistake
>she wants me not him
>tell her to come over
>after an hour already feel as close to her as I did before
>we kiss and she goes back home
>feel I've got her back
>she breaks up with the guy after a few days, during which we see a lot of each other
cont. (because I want to, if it's tl then dr)
>>29837255
my parents made us spank and hit each other
>>29837379
no joke. blizz games are full of casual sjw tards that have never played an fps in their life and have no idea how to play objectives
>>29838436
only a short bit now
>ff 2 weeks of bliss to halloween (I was an idiot during these weeks and acted cool about her txting him)
>that night me and a friend get drunk at hers (house party)
>wierd night, miss her going out with her friends, wake up in the uni computer lab
>still drunk, walk to hers and crawl into bed
>2 days later she tells me she was kissing the guy she picked me over all night
>via phone call, refused to face me
>spend maybe 3 weeks drinking and refusing to face things
My grades took such a dive that I'm resitting the year.
Meanwhile she's stayed with him for a whole year and complains to me about him.
Genuinely didn't respect girls after that, hurt the next 5 that I got with because I said whatever to get with them.
She still fucks me up because she wanted to stay friends and I can't let go for shit.
Her boyf is pathetic.
>>29837255
Why did you choose this of all pictures?
>People think cuckporn sites don't actually market their shit here
There is a fucking watermark on it for fuck sake, sage and move on retards.
>Sports festival thing
>Attractive girl who I knew was into me sitting in front with her friend
>Trying to flirt with me giggling away, friend egging her on
>Move and go sit in the chair behind my friend to ignore her
>Everyone stares at me with a disappointed look
Probably worse I don't remember but it sticks out as a reminder of how much of an autist I am.
>>29837343
hello fellow robot.
fuck everyone else.
>>29838526
>getting this triggered by cuckage
>>29838518
Sort your life out mate
>>29838664
gonna, one part at a time
>money
>grades
>hapiness
>>29838633
No samefagging here.
WTF dude cuckage? are you fucking retard? you beta males don't have anything to do in our world. Just being the childish pussy you're always been, getting dominated by woman and wasting your fucking time in everything. Keep sucking cum
>>29838863
>are you fucking retard?
wew
Jesus christ we really are /b/ 2.0
someone post dion and the dildo
>>29837343
I want coffee now, I'm going to get a cup of coffee. Thanks anon.
I was born
Feels fucking shit man
>>29838949
http://i.imgur.com/HdNS3Eu.jpg
>>29838998
I'm never coming back here, my problems are tiny.
thankyou anon.
>>29837255
Realizing after high school that the only reason people were kind to me was since I was the only black dude at school and had Aspergers as well. Always wondered what they would say to each other when I wasn't there desu.
>>29839045
>my problems are tiny.
thats not the only thing anon
I was born low test
>>29837403
>>>>R9K
oh wait
>>29838998
>i'm about 4.5 inches
Well fuck, I thought he had a micropenis or something. I'm sad now.
There are a bunch but this one is like a few hours old
>sitting in bar with my two best friends
>we have known eachother for 8+ years and we have basically grown up with eachother
>one of them has a gf for 4 years now
>talk about the usual stuff like vidya and tv shows
>the friend with the gf is only a year older than me
>tells me they are moving in together in a month
>panic intensifies
>tells me he is seriously thinking about marrying her
>full on panic attack try to play it off as a joke
I'm just thinking about shit like vidya and jerking off and I don't know. I don't want to see people grow up beside me when I'm still like this. Fuck this is bad. I'm scared as fuck.
>>29839123
start jelqing m8
>inb4 nice meme dick breaking hurrr
shit works ive gone from 4.5 to 5 so far and still rock hard
sometimes i think about that time a kindergardener threw sand at mw and i trew back, i was 12 btw :-)
>into an empty footbal court at night
>no one there, it's cold, I'm just pondering life
>my friend is likely fucking my virgin high school crush right now
>my other friend who is a crack dealer got with the other girl I wanted
>my father is likely playing with the kid he chose to raise when he bailed out my house
>only had a semi-relationship with a dykeish girl that lasted almost nothing
>didn't even like that shit
>tfw born piss poor but made myself richer than everyone I ever knew
>still thugged out pissed off all the time
>looking into the dark court, walking around with my pistol in hand
>considering shooting up a couple times just because
>considering coming back home and shooting my cow mother and my fag brother in the face
my Mom to me, my entire childhood:
you aren't allowed to have feelings, because you're a subhuman monster because of who your father is.
now go study because you're gone when you graduate.
>>29838863
We're all betas here in /r9k/
>>29839148
Omg are we really doing this for women ? Like, do we hate women or not ?
>>29839087
Still bigger flaccid than mine
I sat and slept in the same with room with my schizophrenic brother while he battled illness and and repeatedly said to my parents "I'm dying, I'm dying." They said they would take him to the hospital in the morning.
I woke up the next day and went to school.
When my dad picked me up he told me my brother had died.
Met the love of my life and had the happiest 6 months of my life in a long distance relationship with her, but in the end could never be with her and had to end it.
>>29840410
I'm pretty sure they euthanized him
>>29840444
You don't ldr with women, they'll cheat
>>29840453
You know, I never was told the actual cause of death...
>>29837255
> met a girl
> together for 2 years
> dunno how i could ask for more
> great sex, loyal, attractive, smart, introvert, accepted me as i was
> im scared/cant commit
> dumped her
> wanted to marry me
> shes crying and calling me saying she doesn't want to split
haven't even attempted dating/socializing for 3 years since then. whats the point when it will end the same? cant really see the point of anything
other one:
> cant seem to love, talk to, or bond with my family at all
they're nice and tell me they love me sometimes, i am just so cold and distanced. i don't think this will ever change, i don't know whats wrong with me. most times im completely numb, but other times i'm really sensitive / emotional
i know these aren't really events but just things about me i don't understand and seem "broken".. i really don't have a future, its kind of scary but i don't worry. i feel nothing
