ITT: Movies that describe your future
this movie is literally me
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>>29833600
THIS. IS. ME.
orgim
>>29833631
Are you intelligent, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humor?
>>29833600
doubles means it's true
i have ten years left
what do, senpai?
Does 'The Walking Dead' count?
>>29833688
well, you can always kill yourself.
it's already my present and my past
>>29833688
Steve Carrel did get laid in the end though.
>>29833600
I don't see the hype.
The guy is genuinely enjoying his life, why should he change it to accommodate social norms?
Living a celibate lifestyle is perfectly normal.
>>29833914
He wasn't trying to appeal to norms, he actually did want to lose his virginity but he didn't know how to do it.
>>29833914
t. dr. Anon Virginity
>>29833600
This movie must have terrible implications for robots. Steve Carell's character is decent looking, has a job, has 'friends', can attract women and has had sexual encounters. Only thing is he's a virgin, kind of awkward and a bit of a manchild, but those are things that can be dealt with. He can be saved.
Maybe he's a loser but he's a normalfag's loser. The people who watch this movie probably never consider there are far more miserable creatures on this planet. That's probably how normalfags feel when confronting some of the worst robots; the existence of such wretches must boggle their minds, their beliefs are challenged and all their advice is worthless.
>>29833685
No, he just looked like Freddy Krueger facefucked a topographical map of Utah.
I don't think there's a movie about an autistic neet who only enjoys vidya, and manage to get laid and had one girlfriend many years ago.
Does anime count? If yes, Welcome to NHK without Misaki
>>29833914
he was actively repressing his desire to get laid through collecting comicbooks and not being ambitious.
>inb4 t. Normie.
Wouldn't you hate your life if you lived in some weird groundhog day scenario where you work the same job don't get promoted, you collect old action figures from when your life wasn't terrible(childhood), play videogames for the escapism?
Le Necrophile
The future is grim my friends
>>29833928
Ah, OK. Haven't seen it for a while.
>>29833942
I'm not even a virgin, but I don't see the point in losing your "v-card" if you don't want to. Fuck what other people think.
>>29834043
I saw it a long time ago, I guess that's different.
Would you, anons?
>>29834690
Not even if you paid me
Originallydisgustedblox
Minus the getting divorced part?
>>29833688
checked
an hero
No, wait. This is more honest. Even has the NGE reference.
>>29833685
>>29833631
>>29833967
Samefag = sadfag
except i'll be alone, no witty crew to hang with
this movie describes alot of robots
saving this thread, I know there's more robots on here that haven't posted theirs yet
>>29833600
I'm nowadays more familiar with the Elliot version of that pic.
"My" movie: The Virgin Suicides.
if you can't find a friend, make one.
