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2016-07-09 17:06:14 Post No. 29833269
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2016-07-09 17:06:14
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>be me
>25 y/o virgin
>bit pudgy, confidence issues
>in Berlin, decide to get a prostitute
>nervous as fuck off the train
>get there, choose hot Brazilian
>get Red Bull on silver platter just like mommy does it
>Brazilan walks in, we get naked
>mfwcan'tgethard.mov
>she tries jerking it like a jackhammer
>get halfway hard
>she gets on top and does all she can
>doesn't have much to work with
>too poor for a blowey-joey
>doesn't accept my Goddamn GBP
>finally close to finishing, pull out
>take condom off
>she jerks me off
>finally, my fantasy of splooging all over a minority's face has come true
>at the last moment, she aims it back at me
>Bay of Pigs all over again
>drench myself in semen because there's no spare cumbox laying around
>hands me a towel and makes fun of me in Portuguese
At least I'm not a virgin anymore like the rest of you filthy NEETs.
