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>>29832868
>That kid who got away with raping a roastie.

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>that kid in first grade who was the only one who said "no" when the teacher asked who in the class wants to go to toilet
>whole class leaves for toilet break except him
>as soon as class leaves, he pisses all over the floor and tables, and the teacher being the first to enter the class door looks at him with surprise and rage and immediately takes him outside the building

Guess who?

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>that kid who heard his oneitis he had been orbiting for three years got a boyfriend and lost her virginity to him in the first week
>that kid who left baking chocolate and sausages with thumbtacks in her front yard for her shitty dogs
>that kid who got away with it

>that kid who got hit by a car and died after bullying me

>>29832868
>That kid who locked the teacher out when the teacher went outside for a second

>that kid who trained in rotc for oneitis, got slim, even gained support of the corps commander who was pushing me for her then got cucked by chad brainiac and got fat again

undisputably not me

>That kid who didn't understand Yugioh and thought coming in with a 100 card deck would let him win

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>That kid who killed his temporary mutual friend's father to gain immortality from a mask.

I just used humor, took the 0, or blitzed the assignment on behalf of the entire group

>can we have groups of more than 2?
>yes
>can we have groups of less than 2
>*teacher laughs*
>ok sure anon

Worked 70% of the time

When it didn't work, I completed the entire assignment myself and brought it in on the next day to confirm with everyone that it was okay. It was usually A+ quality, I'd stay up the entire night on energy drinks doing it. Some stupid bitches would occasionally start shit not because of how the assignment turned out, but because of who I am (a loser omg), but I usually shut them down with intimidation and the help of other group members who really didn't want to do the work and thought what I had was fine.

If all else failed, I just chose to completely fail and get a 0 on the assigment, and then maybe start shit with the teacher or take it to the office because she didn't notice I wasn't in a group.

>that kid who would always say 'bless you' to anyone who sneezed in class but whenever he sneezed, no one even turned to his direction

>>29833138
the absolute madman

>that kid who didn't belong in any group