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2016-07-09 16:28:36 Post No. 29832668
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2016-07-09 16:28:36
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Why don't you get a tiny gf like I did, anons?
>sitting at my computer desk, browsing /r9k/
>suddenly here some fumbling from behind the desk
>ignore it for a while, but finally it gets to me
>i stand up, move the desk and bend down to see what's going on behind it, assume that it's become loose
>instead, i see a tiny little woman, pic related in size
>her voice is really high pitched but she lets out a hearty laugh and thanks me for saving her, says that she almost was squished
>tells me she's lived in my house nearly all her life, a whole hundred years
>she stammers and says she was too shy to introduce herself when i'd moved in a month ago
>tells me it gets quite lonely and asks me to keep her company
>i let her sit in my lap while i shitpost on /v/ and /int/
>i tell her that i'll find some clothes for her and go to a doll store and buy her cute little outfits
>i make her a little doll-sized bed to sleep in next to mine
>i cook her mouse-sized meals that are tiny replicas of my own
>we watch movies together
>i even bought her a phone with a touchscreen and a light stylus that she can use to browse the interbutts
>eventually we bond and go out on a "date" which consists of me eating dinner alone while she sits in my shirt pocket, nibbling on a crumb
>i ask her to be my gf
>she says yes
It's all the perks of having a gf, except she's tiny so Chad can't see her and steal her away from you! I mean, technically I haven't lost my virginity, since her vagoo is too small for my cock, but isn't that a bonus? She makes my penis look so much bigger. Last night I jerked off onto her and drenched her in my juices
I'm thinking about asking her to marry me. Anyone know where to get tiny rings for their tiny gfs?
