Would you fuck pic related if I paid you 10k bucks to do it?
Why the unnecissary "k"?
>>29832452
Can I fuck the other 10k bucks?
Yeah
Ohxogxyo
>>29832452
As long as my safety was assured. I.e. I was sure it wouldn't kick me into oblivion and break every single bone in my body, sure I would fuck Bambi there.
I would even fuck a toddler Bambi, I'm Irish and I've done it with a sheep twice, they are really tight, I wonder how this one feels.
Inb4: sandnigger. I'm actually white.
>>29832795
You're still a fucking degenerate for fucking animals you faggot
>>29832452
Does it even fit? She's a qt though would have as a pet /10
>>29832516
Yes you can
>>29832860
Length isn't an issue, but girth
If your dick is phat, it might not fit
>>29832795
>I'm Irish and I've done it with a sheep twice
Oh wow I'm completely fucking shocked
>>29832452
I mean if I didn't get any diseases for sure.
Friend owns some deer and they are literally retarded though. He had one break a leg and he put it inside a barn overnight so he could tend to it every few hours.
It rained really hard that night and in the 3 hours he slept it managed to get enough momentum with a broken leg to smash its head into the metal wall and kill itself. Didn't know what the rain on the metal roof was and felt cornered so the obvious solution is to kill yourself.
I would do it for free. Are you some kind of moralfag retard? Humans are not the only animal that can feel relief from engaging in sex. I would be helping it out, really.
