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>tfw no mommy asmr gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tF aqzecZR0
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>tfw no mommy asmr gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tFaqzecZR0
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>>29830498
Mom doesn't appreciate bad rabbots
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>>29830498
what a shitty thread michael
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Punishment time!
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>>29830573
THE HAMMER!!!
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>>29830498
>tfw no busty gf
Life truly is hell

>>29830599
Consider suicide
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>>29830612
DUH HAMMAH
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>>29830612
>Tfw busty gf
:)
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>>29830742
>tfw no normie genocide
Soon you piece of shit
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That dye job though. What a waste.
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>>29830766
I am not a normie, I am a robot :^)
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>>29830838
Of course you are you piece of nigger shit
I will REEEE you so hard you're gonna die, cunt.
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fuck yall ouloulou
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>>29830848
lol calm down
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Behave or else mom doesn't help clean you
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I wonder how much money she makes off of beta cucks like OP.
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>>29830970
I contribute about 200$ a month so I imagine it's quite a lot.
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>>29830970
she's got some betabux, but not from people on 4chan
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What happened to all the ASMRtists? There used to be a load of qts, asmr aurette, springbok, it seems like they are all ugly nowadays
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QnwC2f9R4w

Pandora AMSR seems like such a slut
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Watching these with my dick out is better than porn. She so innocent but she's looking right at my dick.
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>>29831034
give me your address i'm coming to end your life
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>>29830498

>tfw you will never make out with a big boobed gf while she tells you how amazing you are and then fall asleep in eachothers arms
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>>29831498
Springbok got spooked by the youtube comments I think. Plus seems like she's had a lot of life shit.

She's back now.

>not mentioning Rena Sage
Come on now boys
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>>29831623
If I die I definitely won't have a chance to be with my ASMR mommy gf. No way Jose.
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>>29830498
>that fucking manchin (more visible in her other vids)
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>>29831498
This

anyone know other ASMR qts? I can literally only watch Springbok and Jellybean because they are the only 2 people I find attractive
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koopers ily
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>There are people who willingly pay for this shit
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>>29830498
wow she looks like such a cheap whore

guaranteed std and hitting the wall immenently
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>>29832259
Obvious photoshop
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>>29830742
>tfw just had date with busty brazilian qt with bunda

I hope she becomes my gf.
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>>29831498

You need to branch out into Asian ASMRtists. Some of them churn out new videos every 1-2 days, especially Koreans.
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>>29832796
ppomo is cute and really active
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Loooooooooooool

Blox fuck
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>>29832796

Dana is best.
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>>29832609
SO WHAT ORGIGIGINAL ANON SO WHAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT? I CAN STILL FAP TO THIS
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>>29832999
Nice trips
Seems like one of the people who post here
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>posting sluts

I miss

WHISPER

CRYSTAL

PLEASE COME BACK
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>asmr
am I a normie if I find this weird?
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Fucking pathetic

why can't you name your pathetic beta hobby something original instead of ruining a perfectly good acronym that describes a real phenomenon that you DON'T experience
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>>29832493

She's just British. That's what all girls look like here. Makes it easier for me to empathize with her.
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Remember that one who ended up with a FTM lmao
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>>29831498
People have found out about it and the market is now saturated.
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>>29833405
>instead of ruining a perfectly good acronym
It's a shitty made up name tbqh
I'm sure scientists will label it something better once they put their finger on it
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>>29832999
Fuck off back to 9gag, newfag.
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>>29833466
>It's a shitty made up name tbqh

Yeah, to be honest I just call them "frissons" even though that's mostly just "music goosebumps" because ASMR literally is fake science jargon for "Brain orgasm".

It literally means "automatic brainstem orgasm response" or something stupid like that.
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>>29833418
shes part abo and aussie
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>>29834079
also irish i know cause im her brother why is a thread up about her baka
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>>29830498

I fucking HATE you faggots and how you've hijacked ASMR with you no gf faggot bullshit.

ASMR is not "omg it's almost like I have a gf".
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>>29834221

asmr is for curry niggers to fap to
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>tfw no OP's mommies to sexually smother me daily
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>>29830498
This is so, so creepy.
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