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How many guys did your mother fucked before your dad?
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How many guys did your mother fucked before your dad?
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0. My mom saved herself for marriage and married young.
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She fucked my dad before marriage. Dunno about other guys
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>>29829703
None, dad was her first
They had my sister when she was like 19
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>>29829774
Go on...

C4tbuunytvnii
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My mom said she was virgin but idk seeing how women lie about their virginity I'm starting to have second thoughts
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>mfw my dad was a virgin at 24 when he met my mum
>mfw they're still together but sleep in different rooms
I never stood a chance
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>>29829703
Over 50, but my dad's clocked over 200 so he doesn't care
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When I found out my mum had a black boyfriend before my dad I stopped talking to her. It's been 6 years and she still tries to phone me every now and then.
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my mother had a traditional marriage while young and virgin
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>>29829703
Old generation Irish parents. They could never have gone against the church. So 0. Same goes for my Dad, 0 before Mam.
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>>29829942
Funny anon. I would do that too considering how I am. I even avoid pornstars who fuck niggers because I search up they profile until the last page to see if has any video with niggers before fapping. Fucking nightmare your situation althought, good luck anon.
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>>29830041
It's difficult for me to live with the shame of having passed through the same place that some ape's penis has been.
I fucking hate my mother.
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My dad was her first and only. I think they started dating when she was 18?
They're both 54 and 57 now and still marrried. I hope that I meet a girl like my dad did (if I can meet one at all). He literally lived the dream most of /r9k/ wants.
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>oh yeah my dad was the first one to fuck my mom

you people are pathetic
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how do you guys know all this stuff, my parents refused to share any kind of detail on their past relationships or sex life in general

if you ask me I don't even know if they had sex after she gave birth to me, they are either super secret about or completely asexual
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>>29830121
>my dad was her first and only
>started dating at 18
You guys are delusional. Believe it or not, your mother fucked at least 1 guy before your dad.
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0.
My mom literally was super old fashioned about dating. Rejected by dad twice, never touched his hand, etc.

She finally said yes, and now I hear that hoe moaning every thursday night because my room is right next to theirs and the walls are made out of cardboard.
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well they met at 18 in the 70s
so maybe 1 or 2
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>>29829942
She gave birth to you though dude
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>>29829703
She used to be a prostitute I kid you not.

I found when I was little. during one of the many family fights since my dad would get angry and tell her about all that shit while me and my sisters were "sleeping" or they though off since it's quite hard to sleep when there's things flying to the walls and people screaming.
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>>29830163
>his mom is a whore

It's ok anon, we know how rare decent women are.
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>>29829942
>mfw you literally have nigger dna in you thanks to your whore mother
Based telegony
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Pretty sure it was quite a few, my mom was a teenage delinquent

There's also a good chance my dad fucked my aunt (mom's younger sister) before my mom
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>>29830219
Not even close to an argument
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1 before him, she's been with 4 dudes in her 46 years of life
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>>29830334
thats bretty gud
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0, before she married my dad

sorry your mom/entire generation of women are used roastie whores
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She's never mentioned dating anyone before my Dad but they didn't meet unitl their mid 20s so she's probably fucked at least a couple other guys

My Dad got crazy pussy before my Mom though so all's fair I guess
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>>29830334
>1 before him
>2 more while with him

Wow dude your dad is a cuck no wonder you ended up here.
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>>29830219
>She gave birth to you though dude
>implying that means anything
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>>29830219
Uh it's not like we have a choice who gives birth to us...
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>>29830060
that's really obscure feel
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I don't know and I don't really care. I'm more troubled about her telling me that she smoked crack once. I had so many questions and I was so confused, but I didn't want to think too much about it so I kept my mouth shut. Do people smoke crack at parties? I don't know, I don't like imagining my mom smoking from a lightbulb with a bunch of dirty crackheads under a bridge somewhere. Surely there are classy ways to smoke crack, right? Respectable ways that wouldn't taint the image you have of your own mother, the possible crack fiend?
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i do not know past relationships from my parents.
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>>29829703
None. She started dating my dad around 15 married in 18 and had my brother at 19.
They don't drink or smoke and love each other 25 years. They are literally the perfect couple and family id their top priority. Purest people I know.
Such a shame to have such a disgusting child as me tho but it's not their fault and my brothers turned out very much fine.
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>>29829724
0, but my mom was a stupid teenager that got knocked up and spent a good 20 years with my dad before calling it quits.


>>29830192
>Coping mechanism.
Just cause your mother was at the forefront of whoredom doesn't mean everyone else's mother was too.
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One? Two?
Does it really matter? They all promote beta males who put women on a pedestal, they all want to abuse the natural bias people have towards women
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>>29829703
Zero (0) guys. I believe her because she had crippling anxiety for most of her life and had bad acne. Her stories about being too self-conscious to even eat in the cafeteria seem like theyre pretty legit.
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not entirely sure, but i know she had a couple really crazy boyfriends before she met my dad

one guy flipped out for some reason, climbed up a tree, and ate a watch that he wanted to give my mom as a present
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>>29829942
no one knew but my mom had a biracial child and gave it for adoption before meeting my dad. The young woman just showed up at my house one day wanting to meet her bio mom. She wasn't getto or anything, adopted and raised white.
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>>29831060
disgusting
Hope you killed your mum
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>>29829703
Possibly 3 different guys.
She was engaged to one guy during her early 20s. She broke up with him after a while and from what I understand she wasn't really into him and the engagement was a mistake as she wasn't comfortable with things getting so serious as fast as they did.
The second guy was someone that she had an on-and-off relationship with for a long time. They broke up due to my mom suspecting him of cheating on her and him being an alcoholic.
The third guy was someone she dated for a short while before meeting my father.
She got married to my father in her 40s.

She might have fucked the first one, definitely fucked the second one and I don't think she fucked the third one. If she did fuck the first one then it's more likely that she also did it with the third one, but if she didn't then she wouldn't have done it with the third one either.
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>>29831060
Did you fuck your half sister?
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>>29831060
jfc lad, if I were your dad I would have buried your mum
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>>29829942
End your life please you /pol/ piece of shit
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>>29829927
>Your dad fucked over 200 men before he fucked your mother?
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Dad was her second husband so idk.
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>>29829927
>200 guys before he married your mom
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>>29831075
my mom tried to excuse it away saying she was young and rebelling against her parents but what bothered me more is knowing she didn't believe the excuse she gave. She and the daughter got in contact with the father. My mother knew exactly where he was all those years later. He had kids all over the place with a dozen women and the sick thing is I think my mom was in love with the guy.
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>>29831131
Get a load of this angry nigger.
Go back to your little safe space >>>/tumblr/
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>>29829703
0

God bless 1950's Iran

>>29829724
>Western normalcucks will never know this feel

>>29829927
>Mom fucked over 50 guys
Absolutelydisugsting.jpg

Shit like that is why serial killers get created
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>>29829703
Probably 0. They got married when they were 18 and were together for a while before that.

>tfw the memes about every woman being a whore apart from your mommy was true all along
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>>29831173
I hope you know what must be done
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>>29831106
no, I don't really speak to her and she was 3 years older when we met.
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>>29829942
This is alpha

good job

>>29829977
>>29829984
You people are privileged, in a good way

>>29830041
Dude whores are whores, who cares if they fuck nigs. They are whores
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>>29830163
>being this salty that his mom is a whore
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>>29829703
I don't care how many she fucked before nor since.
Americans can have the creepiest incestuous relationship with their families
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>>29829703
My mom is the typical white trash single mom, she had a good amount of bfs, basically she used them to do chores around the house, she dated white, spanish, blacks.

Nowadays she doesn't have a bf or anything I guess she's tired of relationships or something. She also started dressing as a dyke with short hair but I don't think she's a lesbo.

Worst thing while growing up was having to endure some random fucker trying to be nice to the kid me calling me champ and buying me cheap shit to get some points with my mom.
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>>29831124
he didn't do anything or say anything in front of me but they were never the same couple after. To add insult to injury my mom and my new half sister started seeing the bio dad. I understood the girl doing it but didn't see why my mom was involved in it.
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>>29830208
does it ever turn you on?
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>>29829724
this

>tfw your father had a qt 16 yr old loli wife when he was 23
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My mum fucked 1 guy before, but that was in wedlock
Divorced, then married my dad
Shame it created my bitch of a half sister
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I have no clue, but I know that my dad was married to a landwhale before dating my mother.
He never told me and I first found out when we met her at McDonalds, kek
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>>29831060
Wait, I need to know more about this
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>>29829703
0 and my dad was a virgin too
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>>29829703
the man I consider my dad married my mom because she was pregnant but I found out when I was 12 my real dad was someone else. I don't talk to that guy ever
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>>29831199
Three years is nothing man, don't act like you'd only fuck younger women.

Look up her info and take her out pussy
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>>29829703
0, she saved at 21 for dad, my dad says she vas very hesitant and wanted to have sex during the months prior the weeding
Dad had several sex partners, and had a child with a ugly goldigger bitch but he got tired of her shit and left them so I am technically his first legit child
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>>29831131
Lmao stay mad you shitskinned piece of nigger shit
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>>29831230
>literal Eurocuck
>has no problem with his wife, mother, daughter, or sister being whores
>has a problem with other men not wanting their womenfolk to be whores
Cucks should hang

Since you obviously live in some Muslim country like France or Netherlands, here is this clip of what we think of cucks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khlrnEsGX40
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1, some crazy dude who once threw something thiugh the front window and threathened to kill her. Dude ended up in the loony bin and committed suicide
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>>29831338
>correction
Didn't wanted to have sex
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0 serious relationships as far as I know, I've never asked her how many she fucked though
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probably a lot, apparently my birthgiving mom did cocaine.
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I feel sorry for all the momcucks here who have slut moms. I really do.

I am glad I was born in an old Muslim family, so my mom was a virgin.

Sluts are disgusting
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I'm almost certain my mother cucked my dad and had him raise someone elses kid. My younger brother and I look very much alike, but my older brother is completely different, and I just can't see ANY degree of resemblance or any features in him that would come from my father. I know that my mother is a liar and it really seems very very likely that she did this ... but there's no real way to prove this, because I can't just come out and ask my brother to do a DNA test.
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>>29831411
>mom is a cock and coke addled whore
r u nigger?

>>29831422
>ask my brother to do a DNA test.
But its something you really need to do. There is no point in running from the truth, no matter how horrible it is
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>>29829942
Hey man, you did the right thing.
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>>29831415
Slut mom or not you're still a filthy muzzie
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>>29831454

>But its something you really need to do. There is no point in running from the truth, no matter how horrible it is

I'm fully convinced that she did, but she tells me that there's no way and that he's my dad's son. My older brother simply wouldn't go along with getting a DNA test. It wouldn't happen.
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1...her step dad
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>>29831173
Kill her and the nigger if you have any spine at all
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>>29831468
>my mom, sister, and gf are all total whore
>but m-muh white skin
Go watch some Common Filth if you think being a white atheist will save you from degeneracy

>>29831476
I feel sorry for you brah
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>>29829703
I remember being at the grocery with my mom when I was 8 or 9 and she began talking with some guy I had never seen and he kept looking and looking at me and remember him over and over asking her is he mine, is he mine, X's or Y's and she saying she didn't think so she married Z but she was laughing. They talked for a long time and why it seemed odd.
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>>29831512
Not my life, I don't want to know the guy and have since left my home town. I feel really bad for my father because I believe he did not know.
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>>29829703
Like three or four probably.
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>>29831522
>assuming things when you know absolutely nothing about me
Good job there muzzie, go back to blowing people up while preaching about how your religion is "peaceful"
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>>29831656
>preaching about how your religion is "peaceful"
lol only cucked "muslims" insist they are peaceful

With me, you are getting the real deal. I fucking hate America and what it has become.

Omar Mateen is my hero, he is the Muslim answer to Saint Rodger Elliot

But go ahead, defend a society that shits on guys like you while promoting degeneracy and sluttiness
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>>29829703
When some kid shanked me in my left asscheek in middle school and she had to treat it, she told me not to be bashful because she "has seen many penises before". Coupled with the fact that she has supposedly had many boyfriends and was a bit of a Stacy in her youth, I my guess is over 5 people.
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>>29831737
>she "has seen many penises before".
Ow, that has got to hurt

Did you look at your mom the same way again?
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2. My dad, and when he died, ny step dad.
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>>29831806
Why'd you kill your dad anon-kun
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>>29829703
>Mother had 2 kids before she met my cuck dad
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>>29831799
I really don't give a shit; it's not like I am the one that married her.
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>tfw my mom is an actual slut
>willingly lost her virginity at 14
>probably doesn't even know how many men she has fucked over the years, I remember being a kid and hearing her go at it with a man she had just met that night
>has 3 children by different fathers
>been married 4 times

The thought that she is my mother actually makes me feel sickened about my very existence. Probably why I ended up as a 25 year old virgin.
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>>29829703
she was a virgin.
my dad was a whore doe.
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>>29829703
have no clue
and can't ask now, she's dead as disco
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>>29830163
It explains a lot about this place
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>>29831131
Nah you fuck off shitskin. 4chan isn't your nigger hugfest.
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>All these anons with mothers that are or were sluts or literal whores.

No wonder you're all fucked, those women should have just delved into degeneracy without reproducing, they would enjoy whatever floated their boat but wouldn't create miserable people.
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0. They dated since late middle/high school. Both from the same small town.
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>>29829703
Nora from Curvy Berlin if anyone is wondering.
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>mom had another kid before she met my dad
>she gave it up for adoption because she couldn't take care of it
>tfw have a brother somewhere that I'll never meet
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>>29833453
Not porn sadly, just some instagram attention whore.
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>>29831415
A slut mom is better than being a fucking sandnigger
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who knows, my mother was a whore and had a child at 15.
probably a handful
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>>29833502
You can probably find him fairly easily
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>>29834701
I don't think his brother who was left up to adoption by his own mother wants to meet with the person that caused this senpai.
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>>29834761
I don't think you understood the situation correctly.

Besides, only a retard brother would blame him for events even in your case.
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lol, the 60's fags?

>Mama mia, the saturday night fever, woooo hippies, drugs and sex

Let me put it this way. All americans were whores. The rest were more "happy" than we are now.
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>>29829703
Each time she fucked a guy she got pregnant. So the first time was my bros dad and the second with a different man aka my dad. So 1.

But after she got with another man in a LTR but basically used him and his family for babysitting us while she worked LMAO.

And after about 2 more guys. 1 was a single father who actually used her for watching his kids and taking care of him etc. Hilarious how what goes around comes around.

She doesn't bring any men home because I'm here. I'm positive the main reason is because I'm a virgin female recluse and very skinny (she's obese) and she's afraid the men will try to rape me.

Idk if my mom never wants me to have sex or something. She's against it and sees me like a 10 year old. Idk it's pretty weird. She doesn't even talk about sex around me even though the men try to convince her that her 20 year old daughter should already understand or have had sex lmao

Fuck off faggots :^) you're not fucking my mom unless you want me to walk into the room and throw ice water at yo ass
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>>29829942
U CAME THROUGH THE SAME HOLE AS A BLACK COCK HAS POUNDED
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>>29829703
2 I believe, I might need to ask again but she basically said she only went steady with 2 guys before my dad. Which is pretty impressive because they started dating when she was 27.
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Both my parents had a standard 70s amount of sex before they got together, I think somewhere between 5 and 10 partners each. However they've been very committed to their marriage so it's worked out so far. I think being devout Catholics and going to Church every Sunday made a big difference.
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>>29829942
My dad's not the same color as my mom so I'm biased but that sounds pretty silly especially if that's your sole reason.
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>>29831862
>Father had 2 kids before she met my cuck mom
We should be friends.
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0. My dad was a doctor and my mom was one of his patients. She had cancer at the time and they met when she was 14. My dad is 20 years older than her.

Eventually they secretly started a relationship and then had a baby when my mom was 17. My mom died not too long after and my dad raised me by himself.

Her parents didn't say anything because she was dying and that was pretty much the only thing that made her happy so they reluctantly accepted my dad.
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>>29835539
>dad was close to 70 when you were 20, if he lived that long
Damn, anon, that's depressing.
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Neither of my parents had relationships before their marriage and they got divorced 5 years ago so clearly that worked out well for them.
Maybe that's why I'm so fucked up...
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2.

My mom's first marriage was too a fire fighter. He died.

She married a guy in the army. He died.

Finally she learned her lesson and married my dad who is a college professor. Had me.
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>>29835623
Should also mention they only had sex once to have me, they hated eachother.
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>>29829703
i have no idea

she had several boyfriends and was pregnant when she met my dad

my dad told me he fucked several hundred women in his life
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None afaik. After him though... And now she is married to Mohammed from Turkey
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It was an arranged marriage when she was 15 so 0.
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0 but my mom was kind of ugly

my dad was supposedly a virgin too, but she says she thinks he was lying about it

I really have no idea
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None, according to everyone my mom was always super shy and reserved, but my dad is 9 years older than her and he was an absolute madman so he most likely wasn't a virgin
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>>29829703
Zero.

I have no doubt at all about this. She's Christian to the power of 10 and if anything that's mellowed with age.

Dated a few guys no doubt kissed many maybe but sex if anything I'd be pleasantly surprised she'd be so human.
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>>29829927
So if your parents are sluts, how come you are still a virgin?
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>>29835778
Yeah she's pretty homely, good that you weren't raised by a degenerate Stacy though.
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>>29829703
one. he was my dad's best friend and he died. they ended up together because they were both close to him.

they were together for a decade before they had me and separated after I was born, but she didn't have any relationships again until I was grown and off to college, because she didn't want any strange men affecting my life.

she's a genuinely good person and basically set an impossible standard for modern slutty women to meet.
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>>29829942
You did the right thing bro. I feel sorry for you and your father
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>>29829942
my mother divorced my dad after 20 years and got remarried to a black ex-con 1 week later on my father's birthday, then got divorced after he abused her, robbed her and threatened to kill her family and then got remarried to another black ex-con who got sent to prison right after

i disowned her
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>>29829703
I don't know, I never asked. Honestly though probably somewhere between 1-3. My dad isn't around of course so it's not like he's ever talked to me about this shit either.

also
>tfw a woman like the one in the OP will never want anything to do with you

FUCK
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>>29835853
Who knows what life would be like. I was raised Mormon and rules were pretty strict. My mom frowns upon sexual promiscuity but even normal shit like drinking alcohol. Almost anything I do will disappoint her.

I dated a roastie from loose yuppie parents and it seemed like her parents had no expectations and they just wanted her life to be the most enjoyable experience possible.

I feel some kind of pride for being a moral person, but I can't say for sure that I'm right.
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>tfw mom was pure but then got raped

So if that counts, 1.
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Wow some of the comments in here...
Have you people no shame? That's your mother. What business is it of yours (or your father for that matter) as to whom she slept with before she met him?
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>>29835924
Mormonism is legit, I was baptized in a LDS church as a kid. It makes sense that she frowns on alcohol that's pretty much explicitly against her beliefs, if she's still Mormon.

Have you ever thought about settling down with a Mormon girl?
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>>29836068
Not sure what you're talking about, I just liked learning about my parents.
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>>29836068
ayy get out
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>>29831636
How did you know about the nigger and your father dont?
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>>29829703
More importantly how many after?
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>>29835879
I saw this white hamplanet once with an older skinny white child and a rather young fat bi racial child. Makes me sick.
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>>29835844
Not a virgin bud, but compared to my dad i dont even measure up, its a unique feel knowing i have the genetic potential
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>tfw my mother told me she slept with a black guy once
How the hell can i look her in the face now?
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>>29829703
none, she fucked about 80 since though (and about 4 of those were before he died)
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>>29829724
same

my parents met in high school and went to a christian camp together
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>>29837549
>>29835879
>>29829942
Those three sound like something straight out of cuckold erotica.
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>>29829703
none she was 18yo pure maiden my dad was a bastard tough
he left us to pursue more pussy
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>>29829914
>mfw my dad was a virgin at 26
>grandpa told me he was a robot
>grandpa had friends back then who introduced her daughter to my father
>somehow this lucky bitch got the girl to like her
>finally married her
>here I am now, being a virgin with 21

Fuck you dad.
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>>29829724
Same as well. Father got her at 16, my maternal grandmother made sure she was kept in check, and wasn't allowed to engage in idiocy.
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>>29829724
Same.

Although it's because my mother was in prison before she met my dad.
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>>29835409
my dad told me in the 70's everybody fucked everybody this was pre AIDS
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>>29829914
>sleep in different rooms
What the fuck, is your dad/mom secretly gay and it's just a marriage of convenience?
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>>29839862
Did your dad confirm or deny that the government introduced AIDS in order to kill off his generation?
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Lots of naive mamas boys ITT thinking mommy is a perfect angel lol, your uncles remember her differently. Ask them about it over a few beers haha.
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>>29830208
it's a good sign if your parents are still having sex. You should be grateful.
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Well, my mom was 13 when he knocked her up, so I would hope that number's really low.
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>>29829703

0.

Mum and dad met in church in their teenage years, got married and had popped all 3 kids out by 29/30
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0. My Dad claims he had 1 girl before my Mom but I don't believe him. My parents are Cyborgs. My Dad plays DOTA whenever he's not asleep or working and my Mom plays Minecraft and LoL all day.
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>>29840083
>tfw no parents to play vidya with
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The way I hear it, none. I'm a product of violent rape. Every day I wonder why she didn't abort me.
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My mother said she nearly married a black guy, traitorous cunt.
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>>29830738
In the eighties before people really became Crack heads, Crack was thought of just like regular coke. Chances are if someone was youngish in the early eighties, and on the party scene, they've probably tried it.
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>>29840055
>13
how did that happen? did your dad go to jail
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My mom was a normie who had 2 or 3 before my dad.

If my parents' friends and siblings are anything to go by then my dad was a chad.
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>>29840152
He groomed her and then he fucked her. He never went to jail and I'm not really sure why. If I had a 13-year old daughter who got pregnant by a grown-ass man I would want him in jail.
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My step father is black, he's a pretty cool guy
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My mom fucked about 6 guys before taking my dad's virginity.

How ironic. I think ill be following in his footsteps.
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I have no idea why would you motherfuckers know this?
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>>29840361
I know way more intimate things about my mom than how many partners she had before my dad.
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>>29840464
But why? I've never went up to my mom and asked "hey how much dick did you take before dad?"
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>>29840491
Well, I specifically know because I have a fairly open relationship with my mother, so the topic of partners has come up (I haven't posted how many mine had, though). But what I was hinting at with my original post is that I'm fucking her, not that anyone will believe me.
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I think it was in the ballpark of five.
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>>29840361
My mom shares things she probably shouldn't.

>tfw your mom comes home crying from the dr because she thinks she got herpes
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idk, she got pregnant at 18


i remember some of the guys she fucked afterwards though


>took me to visit her "boyrfriend"
>he lived in a trailer behind a dump
>the trailer had like 3 rooms, a bathroom, main room, and a bedroom
>she would put cartoons on the tv and then they would go into the bedroom
>i remember it now and know what they did


fucking whores
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>>29829724
>0. My mom saved herself for marriage and married young.
Same. Fucking dad already had 1 slut before her though. What a life.
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zero

shotgun wedding

they have a fantastic marriage
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>>29829703
>dad was in Europe banging women all over the place before moving to America and marrying a virgin 19 year old woman who was working for a masters degree without being able to speak English at 30 and never even graduate high school
>I can't even get a hello from any women

Chad's can cross oceans and can't speak the language and they will find success everywhere. I'm done with life.
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