>>29829465
Of course I know what to do anon. We'd play some video games together and then cuddle

Try to assimilate back into normal society.

Break her legs so she couldn't run away.

>>29829552
Or get her really fat.

>>29829465
No she would dump me within the week for Chad. I am the worst piece of garbage on this board. I'm sure there's plenty of failed normies here who would be fine though.

>>29829465
I honestly don't even care about the >tfw no gf anymore precisely because of this, I have no idea this would go and would most likely be annoyed by having to divert attention from what I'm doing just so I can talk to her/keep her in loop/share with her etc.

>>29829465
>yo gf whom I got by some freak accident wanna smoke a blunt and watch some stupid ass movie?
Either
>sure thing anon
Or
>ew no
If she says no I'd just dump her don't want no boring ass straight edge roastie