Is Theon Greyjoy the robot of Westeros?
He was. Then D&D ruined his arc.
>>29829384
he had sex so he's a failed normie
orginialio
Quentyn Martell is the de facto robot of Westeros
>>29829629
>quentyn a robot
>secretly betrothed to a princess
>spent most of his life preparing for it
>traveled the world with his bros
>probably got into all sorts of spicy dornish pussy before he set off
>had a retarded plan and it failed miserably ending in him burning and lingering for a few days before death
>all the while had a qt girl read and sing to him and feed him liquid opium
He ain't no robot, he's a fucking prince that got fucked over by his own stupidity.
Pod is a robot. Or that lady-knight he served.
Varys is a robot.
>>29829384
Pretty sure that inbred kid that still sucked his mom's tits at 12 years old is the robot of westeros.
He had good boy points and everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZuT5BfIH6M
>>29829384
littlefinger
>sees women for what they are and uses them, literally owns a brothel
>beta orbiter to sansa who is not only a bitch to him but is average looking as fuck
>was even a beta orbiter to catelyn
>uses money to overcome betaness and works
>manlet
the list goes on
Samwell Tarly, obviously
>>29829817
Yes, my family this is the most correct answer in this thread
>>29830069
no. he has sex.
>>29829384
>>29830069
man they looked so young in S1
>>29829384
Stannis, he's what every robot should aspire to be.
>>29830069
So does Theon, more than Samwell, Samwell raises another mans child, like most robots will turn out to do, he can't fight, would rather spend his days looking through books and being a cuck, like robots.
>>29830069
Had sex, he ain't a robot anymore
>>29829764
This is the correct answer.
>when normalshits at work are talking about their favorite GoT characters and you tell them yours is Varys
>>29830279
Book Stannis of course. Show Stannis is a pale imitation of the one true robot
>>29830069
He was a robot turned cuck. I don't know which is worse
>>29830511
i havent read books
tell me a bout book satnnis
>>29829719
his friends literally roasted him for being a virgin and told him to get a prostitute before he died but he refused because he's not a normie
THEY LITERALLY CALL HIM PRINCE FROG
FROG
>>29830546
>implying robots aren't cucks
>Quentyn Martell
>virgin
>manlet
>shitskin
>cuck
>frog
>autist
the list can go on
>>29830558
Book Stannis isn't pussywhipped or a zealot. He's just using Mel and her religion for his own gains.
And he's not going to get double teamed by Ramsey and Brienne because Book Stannis isn't an incompetent fool who sacrifices his only fucking heir for no reason. Even if he dies it won't be an embarrassing shit show like it was in the fan fiction
>>29830069
Obviously not in the series, but this guy has the fat robot look absolutely nailed. Red face, obese, pubic hair beard and stache that don't link because of shit genes, terrible greasy hair because simply walking and wearing clothes leaves him soaking in sweat, and the creepy asymmetrical eyes. The only reason the actor would ever get some cunt irl is because he has money and fame from the show.
rickon is the only true robot in the series
a worthless insignificant character that does nothing and then dies because no one needed him anymore
>>29830735
Like Quentyn
except Quentyn was actually written to be a robot
>>29830792
quentyn does stuff though, he tries to steal dragons and gets killed because he's retarded
rickon does nothing and he's most likely not going to do anything in the books either
>>29830815
Because he's like 4 in the books, not because he's a robot
>>29829817
>sansa who is not only a bitch to him but is average looking as fuck
Sansa is hot, her problem is that she's a gullible and ditzy bitch
>>29830836
>Sansa is hot,
never post again please
>>29830829
bran is like 8 and he's doing plenty
>>29830903
Big difference between 4 and 8 but whatever
Also Davos is off getting Rickon by the end of ADWD and he'll an important part of Stannis winning the North
>>29830951
>davos finds out where rickon is
>rickon was eaten by cannibals
>goddamnit
>>29830971
He's got Shaggydog and Osha looking after him, I'm sure he'll be fine. If anything he'll have become a cannibal too
>>29831026
>davos finds rickon
>rickon kills and eats davos
>GODDAMNIT
>>29829807
Nah, Theon's like the super edgy kid who wants people to like him.
Robin Arryn is the archetypal robot.
