>Don't know where to put hands
>>29828903
Every fucking time. If I don't have pockets I always end up picking my nails
or something retarded
>>29828903
>sister has friends over downstairs
>i'm hungry
Swing your arms around like a windmill. It signals to the other sex that you're a great specimen and ready for copulation.
>>29828903
This, normies don't understand the little things like this, this pretty much the only reason I wear hoodies constantly.
>>29828945
This times a trillion OP listen to him. Please listen to him
>>29828903
Put them in the pockets of your jacket or leave them hanging by your side. The reason it feels weird is because you're thinking about it. Like when someone tells you that you can't find a comfortable place for your tongue in your mouth after reading this.
>>29828903
Put them somewhat under your waistband and stand with your legs slightly apart
>>29828903
I put them on my hips.
That way I don't look like an autist.
Fold your arms or put em in your pocket
>>29828903
Pockets
Hanging by hour side
hold behing back
crossed
or a million other ways
>>29828903
>tfw so far into autism I purposely pull a stupid/awkward stance to break this precious filth "normality" people around me try to preserve, making them feel uncomfortable as a revenge for my suffering
Who else super-autist here?
>>29829222
Nice trips
>Sitting on the train and don't want someone to sit next to me
>Start queuing as many autistic mannerisms as I can while looking directly at them
Usually works
>>29829251
>while looking directly at them
Fucking this aswell. Looking people dead in the eye in public almost always makes them break down inside. This is honestly the most hilarious shit you can do in public.
The Power Stance.
/thread
>>29829138
instead you look like a sassy black woman.
Who else /stands like Jonathon Joestar/ here
I cross my arms or put my hands in my pockets.
How do girls do it when they wear stuff with no pockets, It's weird when I can't put my hands in my pockets when walking cause they're full
>>29829355
fuck mate I do this
have to encounter another baneposter irl yet
>>29829423
Go away jojo faggot retard
>>29828903
That's why I'm always carrying a bag on one shoulder. That, or putting in pockets.
>>29829118
I don't feel I'm a big enough guy for that
guys just hold your phone and stare at it whenever shit gets awkward, not that hard
>>29830205
I hate watching people do this. It's so obvious and you look like a pathetic faggot.
>perfectly fine with my posture until 6th grade
>"anon why do you move your arms like that when you walk"
>forever self conscious from this moment on
>>29830205
If I have my phone I'd be using and not worrying about stances.
>>29829286
> thinking this has any effect on normal people
> thinking they're not thinking "why's this weirdo staring at me?"
> thinking that if they do have a mental breakdown, that you haven't just done one of your own in.
Just how far gone are you?
>>29829143
>Fold your arms
Wha.. how, even?
>>29830639
retard
original comment, don't steal please
Bouncer stance, if you look right doing it you not only don't look autistic, but you still get the benefit of people not wanting to come up to you by being kind of threatening
This autists fucking it up though by not closing his fist
>>29830744hit post intstead of choose file
>>29828903
>literally asking how to stand
what the fuck
>>29830415
>be in middle school
>run to catch the bus
>"anon you waddle when you run, its hilarious"
>never go faster than powerwalking for the rest of my life
>>29830958
>at lunch
>eating sandwich mommy made me
>"dude what is that, it looks disgusting"
>"a...a sandwich with cream cheese
>"cream trees???"
>"anon eats cream trees!"
>everyone makes fun of my sandwich
>never eat lunch again
>>29828945
I've read this comment like five times and I keep on laughing
