Went to a last night. was not allowed in by the bouncer.
I left immediately the club area. I won't let some roids-driven brainless bouncer to decide if I'm let in to the party or not. I'm the customer, I'm fucking paying to get in, so I deserve some kind of respect. anyway, I'm not going to this club anymore and I'll let everyone I know hear about how shitty this club is. I hope to make them go bankrupt.
after I left, I thought about doing some cold approaches on the street, but didn't feel like doing so, so I just went home.
I feel great about this decision. you should be loyal to yourself first and not act like sheeple ("clubs! partyyyy! yeahhhhh). unfortunatly most people are sheeple so those clubs will still have suckers coming there and paying a lot of money to "partyyyyy". I guess there really is a new sucker born everyday.
>>29827578
being th>>29827578
t sour
Why weren't you allowed in? Too drunk?
>>29827578
>i deserve some kind of respect
haha holy fuck is this your first time outside
>>29827578
How were you dressed? Do you have any idea of why you weren't let in? Did the bouncer already take your money?
You may jumping the gun with this, anon. I don't even go to clubs and I know there's usually a dress code.
>>29828298
I wanna know this. Wouldn't be caught dead in a night club but I'm curious how that shit goes.
>I won't let some roids-driven brainless bouncer to decide if I'm let in to the party or not.
This is a great analogy to life. In life you have to accept some humiliation to be able to do anything. Here, you are humiliated by some bouncer who has the power to decide if he lets you in or not.
>They don't even realize it's satire.
This board scares me sometime. You fellas are the mouth breathing pasty guy with BO that apparates into every anime/gaming con and have absolutely no clue how weird you project yourself.
>>29827578
Was the club over limit? How were you dressed OP? I know in Australia your not alowed to wear any nike,adidas,sports brands/teams and you have to have a majority of tattoos covered (you better be a 10/10 if you have face, neck and hand tattoos or else theres no chance)
So theres is plenty of reasons to get rejected from a club. It's pretty common actually OP.
>>29827578
>Went to a last night. was not allowed in by the bouncer.
You're probably ugly- might want to do something about that.
>I left immediately the club area. I won't let some roids-driven brainless bouncer to decide if I'm let in to the party or not.
You already did lol
>I'm the customer,
How are you the customer if you didn't even get into the club. No money was exchanged ergo you aren't their fucking customer dumbfuck
> I'm fucking paying to get in,
Apparently not because- by your own admission- you didn't get in.
>so I deserve some kind of respect.
Why, you're clearly a stupid piece of shit
> anyway, I'm not going to this club anymore
Because they won't let you in
>and I'll let everyone I know hear about how shitty this club is.
Can't be that shitty if they keep out faggot scum like you
>I hope to make them go bankrupt.
lol good luck with that
>after I left, I thought about doing some cold approaches on the street,
i.e. you thought about harassing some poor girls on the street
>but didn't feel like doing so,
but you didn't feel like getting beaten up by their boyfriends
> so I just went home.
And masturbated into an old sock
>I feel great about this decision. you should be loyal to yourself first and not act like sheeple ("clubs! partyyyy! yeahhhhh).
Because you totally didn't want to get into the club you were turned away from
>unfortunatly most people are sheeple
lol
>so those clubs will still have suckers coming
The club you weren't allowed in
> there and paying a lot of money to "partyyyyy". I guess there really is a new sucker born everyday.
Clubs are shit but you smell of sour grapes
>hey guys I went to a club but the mean bouncer said I was too ugly so I went home and fapped to shemale porn. Anyways everyone else is a loser and I'm a special snowflake fuck clubs omg aren't I smart
>>29827578
You are either 16 or legitly autistic. Or both. Either way good work on the side of the bouncer. You'd have probably stirred shit up in the club and ended up beaten
>>29827578
Is this a copypasta slightly changed to pass the filter? I'm having serious deja vu right now. I swear, anytime now anon is going to post his autism shoes.
>>29828547
>You'd have probably stirred shit up in the club and ended up beaten
Typical just-world fallacy. Normies treat someone like shit and when you speak up against it or get angry, they use your anger to pretend they were justified to treat you like shit, do they not understand cause and effect?
>>29828560
>Normies
Maybe you should stop acting like a fucking spastic in public and people won't pick on you. I'm not saying they're right but it's your own fault.
>>29827578
whats a c0ld approach?
>>29828579
Where did OP say anything about acting like a fucking spastic? Again you're assuming without knowing anything. Typical normie.
>>29827578
Learn how to quote sucker. It's "there's a new sucker born every minute".
>>29828579
Why are you even here ? Normals are illogical beings.
>>29828494
thats 4chan pal
not exactly a den of intellectuals
>>29828622
>bouncer won't let him in
Do you even know how rare it is for bouncers to just reject random people? There's an obvious reason for him not letting OP in, which OP isn't telling us.
>>29828642
For the satire
>>29828694
>Do you even know how rare it is for bouncers to just reject random people? There's an obvious reason for him not letting OP in, which OP isn't telling us.
Typical just-world fallacy. Assuming it was OPs fault. I bet you will find thousand fucking retarded reasons why some bouncer cunt can deny you entrance. And I bet one will be more retarded than the other.
>>29828694
just shut thw fuck man JUST SHUT TJE FUCK
AND GET OUUTTTT
I don't even understand why you would make a thread about this. Kill yourself.
>>29828712
>>29828714
You seem mad. That means I'm on the right track. Just stop being fucking spergs in public and you won't have problems with anyone.
>>29828744
Yes I am mad. I'm not even OP. But you assume with no evidence whatsoever that OP deserved to get rejected. You're a fucking retard.
>>29828756
He got rejected cuz he looked and acted like an autist. And so are you right now.
>>29828771
>He got rejected cuz he looked and acted like an autist.
You don't know shit. You're just assuming because you fucking dirty normie cunts stick together.
>>29828744
gooddmani just bexuase tou make someone mad doesnt mean your riht
>>29828792
>You don't know shit.
Neither do you. In fact you know just as much as me but assume he didn'do nuffin, just because you spergs stick together.
>>29828818
>Neither do you. In fact you know just as much as me but assume he didn'do nuffin
I know that he got turned down. I know that he got turned down before even getting in and having a chance to cause trouble. You know the truth is on my side.
>>29828530
do you fucking ENTPs even see how annoying you are to every single being around you?
First off, bouncers are not normies. they are usuallly fuckups. They just also happen to be big, mean fuckups,Usually drink do drugs or both.Often sell drugs, definitely know where to get them. Calling them normies is not really accurate.
Second off, they only reject creeps weirdos and people who are dressed like shit or already too drunk to be in.You probably acted like a sperg ion front of him or smelled bad./
Also get ownmed you are so fucking mad.
t.bouncer
t.bouncer
>>29828870
I actually score INTP.
Like I said, I don't even go to clubs- doesn't make OP any less of a little bitch.
>>29828712
>bouncer rejects normal guy
LOL NORMIE BTFO SERVES HIM RIGHT
>bouncer rejects robot
WHAT AN ASSHOLE BULLY THE ROBOT DID NOTHING WRONG
>>29828928
So what? You normies act the exactly same way.
>>29828982
It's as if every person that's not a robot is a "normie" and exactly the same. There are all kinds of people out there. Most aren't bitter assholes like you.
>>29827578
were you by yourself were you with women they probably didn't let you in because either you look like you're a loser or there were too many guys in the club so they would only let guys in if they came with women
>>29828885
Don't even bother, these spergs' brains just don't function right. They don't even see why normal people think they're weird.
>>29828866
>I know that he got turned down before even getting in and having a chance to cause trouble.
A bouncer is supposed to reject someone at the door. That's literally their job. If a bouncer gets a bad vibe from someone, be it from the way they are dressed, how they're acting, the people they are with or literally anything else, they have every right to reject someone. They can decide to not let anyone in if they so desire, the bouncer doesn't have to let you in just because you stood in line for 20 minutes. "The truth" doesn't matter in this context, but it all comes down to the bouncer's decision and in this instance the bouncer decides.
>>29829008
If you're getting treated worse for arbitrary things by some bald asshole why should you not be bitter?
>>29829067
>If a bouncer gets a bad vibe from someone, be it from the way they are dressed, how they're acting, the people they are with or literally anything else, they have every right to reject someone.
Fucking normie cunts and their "vibes"
>"The truth" doesn't matter in this context, but it all comes down to the bouncer's decision and in this instance the bouncer decides.
And this is why normies deserve everything bad that happens to them.
>>29829106
>And this is why normies deserve everything bad that happens to them.
No, THIS is why you deserve everything bad that's happened to you in your life.
>>29828494
it reads like an Elliot journal entry
he was a real person remember?
>>29829106
>And this is why normies deserve everything bad that happens to them.
To be fair, if you go to an establishment, you should abide by what that establishment asks of you. That's how the world works. If you disapprove of how clubs operate, don't go to them.
>>29827578
Jesus fucking Christ that is some of the most inane bullshit I've ever read.
>>29829106
>arbitrary things
Such as? There is no such thing as a "robot". You don't have a tattoo that brands you.
Jesus, OP. If they let every solitary male that showed up into the club, it would be like 90% male. You need to bring a girl or three (depending on how autistic you look) as tribute for the bouncer. He'll let you in then, because you're tending to the club's natural homeostasis.
Also, the more exclusive the club is, the more people want to get in. Nobody's going to be turned off after learning you got rejected. Almost every club would reject you, because of everything I mentioned. I've been to Berlin and there are top secret clubs all over the city. This one was inside an abandoned power plant that was deep, deep in some shady industrial district in East Berlin (the commie side). We had to look hours for it. But once we got there, there was a huge fucking line. It had to be like a half a mile long. All those people were willing to risk waiting for hours and hours in line and then being turned away, just because if you get in then it's a once in a lifetime opportunity that you can brag about with all your friends. The more selective they are, the better the crowd. The better the DJs too. Plus the girls. Many, many, many girls from all over the world. They actually turned lots of girls away for not being attractive enough, because they had plenty more waiting in the line. So many Stacies were trying to fight with the bouncer because they were outraged that they, a lady, had been denied access to a club. Must've been a first in their life.
We knew we wouldn't get let in, so we tried to sneak in. We were just about to run out from some bushes when we heard dogs. They kept fucking guard dogs around the power plant, to keep out trespassers. It was nuts.
>>29828419
the one i go to has a semi formal dress code , its to keep out the dirty injuns moslty
>>29829334
>Jesus, OP. If they let every solitary male that showed up into the club, it would be like 90% male. You need to bring a girl or three (depending on how autistic you look) as tribute for the bouncer
Lmao what fucking clubs do you go to
>>29829638
The chess club.
