I know my ex is going out tonight how can I ruin it?
>suicide attempt?
Don't do anything out of the ordinary, and don't even think about her.
That is truly the best revenge.
>>29827223
>I know my ex is going out tonight how can I ruin it?
try to win her back
>>29827236
>>29827223
best revenge truly is cold anon. That saying has been around a long time for a reason
The sooner you accept the fact that both of you are complete pieces of shit and neither one of you matters... The sooner you will be able to move on with your worthless piece of shit meaningless existence... No wonder she hates you and was fucking him pretty much the whole time... No wonder you were attracted to her... She's a complete piece of shit just like you
I find it hilarious that you are so tortured by her... You're exactly the type of pussy that's going to cry and moan like a little girl and I doubt you'll ever have another relationship anywhere near the level of this one... Youre going to let it ruin your already worthless life..
If you think stupid ideas like hurting yourself are going to somehow make her care again comma then you don't seem to realize she never really cared to begin with... In fact everybody would get a kick out of it if you hurt yourself... I know I would
My best advice is shut the fuck up bitch... Nobody gives a fuck about your problems especially not her... If you ever want another woman to see you as a 'man' again in your life, it's imperative that you immediately begin acting like a man... Otherwise the effeminate disgusting whip aura will be so overwhelming that the only final chapter in your story will be two testicles on your chin
>>29827236
>being passive while deluding yourself is best revenge.
Wew lad. I love posters like you
>>29827223
If you're a dude, forget about her. She isn't shit. The worst you can do to her is not care about her useless ass.
If you're female, kill yourself. That'll show 'em
P.S.
she's fat and ugly.. Gross..
>>29827401
I made it through about two sentences of your vitriol spew and my head started to hurt. Why are you venting at poor OP?
>>29827429
There's nothing he could do that would actually hurt her, though. Any action he takes would prove she's still important to him, thus inflating her ego, and giving her a crazy ex she can complain about to other potential mates and give them something to protect her from.
>>29827401
>DOT DOT DOT
>DOT DOT DOT
who the hell writes like this?
>>29827467
Fucking this, women won't care it will just make them feel more important since a retard still loves her after they broke up
>>29827467
Thats not the point. My point is
>being passive while deluding yourself is best revenge.
is not actually a form of revenge. Again, i love delusional posters such as yourself.
Dat defence mechanism doe?
>>29827465
Because 'revenge' is his badge of weakness...
Its over... And the only answer is he needs to hate 'THEM'.. not 'her'
>>29827479
...I do ...you ...sexually ....socially ....failed ....fat ....lazy ....sissy ....
>>29827493
There's such a thing as using a single period at the end of a sentence you know
Dear Androgynous Sexless Wimp,
FYI: I was a DJ in Atlanta's most exclusive Stripclubs for ten years... I was also in a band.. I've plowed through SO many chicks in my life.... Ive fucked hundreds... Literally HUNDREDS...
Hundred'S' with an S... As in over 200
If... anybody... has... the... qualifications... to... give... advice... about... women... in... this... worthless... board, its ME....
Blow me, fatboy
>>29827595
>namefag
>failed normie
>feels the need to prove himself to a bunch of anonymous nobodies
>hand apparently twitches on the period key
Why are you here?
>>29827509
So.. You... Spend... Your... Life... Fixating... On... Other... Men's...Irrelevant... Overusage... Of... Ellipses... Instead... Of... Working... On... Impressing... A... Female ?
No wonder your father never bothered teaching you how to be a man...
That type of latency is usually genetic
>>29827647
I'm just trying to help you out m8
If the content of your posts weren't enough to make you look stupid the way you write them definitely get the job done
>>29827629
Lol @ failed
( I'm here because I think this recent fashion trend of beta failure is nauseating, and I couldn't give less of a fuck what you think or how you feel )
You can eat my shit, dude... And I really sincerely mean that... It's not like you would do anything about it if I was there right now in the same room with you, and i suddenly broke your nose with my elbow, unzipped my pants and may you give me head and then make you tongue my asshole clean...
That's because you are a Beta faggot
You're not man enough to do anything about it, bitch... Get back behind your computer and shut the fuck up... Society has no use for you, and neither do I
>>29827670
The fact that you are an anonymous beta faggot completely negates any value to your opinions... Stfu, Sassypants
(lol @ the effeminate fruitfly suddenly thinking he's a tiger)
>>29827682
Shit, looks like a triggered the internet tough guy
Now i'm sacred
>>29827401
God you're such a pathetic human being. I know because i was like you. I hate you because your kind needs to be hated, or you will never improve.
When I went to prison (aggravated assault) I had absolutely no problems on the inside... Actually wasn't even all that bad... Because I'm not a pussy...
You guys wouldn't last one night in there....
>>29827713
>stfu
>lol
>@
Please. You're only making this worse for yourself. I'm worried for you.
>>29827682
Not him but I'd probably sock you in the jaw if you tried to pull that alpha male shit on person. Dial it back a bit
>>29827745
Please, namefag, tell us more about how you're a tough guy.
>>29827733
I'm not an internet tough guy
I'm an actual real-life convicted violent felon
And you, my internally sexually inexperienced internet colleague.. Are completely worthless cancer to the human race because you'll likely never reproduce
>>29827682
>i-i-i'd totally kick your ass irl, b-beta faggot!
>>29827769
>everyone here is a robot
Yes you are an internet tough guy. Nobody cares about your autistic fit that got you in trouble. Learn to be a human being, retard.
>>29827739
Again.......
Your opinions began to matter WHEN ?
>>29827682
And a mentally deranged grandpa that spends his time shitposting on a Congolese steel appreciation forum isn't a failure?
>>29827769
You're on the internet, and you're acting like a tough guy. You could be fucking Charlie Manson for all I care, it doesn't matter. To me you're just text on an image board.
>>29827790
When you reply to them. Bitch.
>>29827401
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>>29827505
>>29827595
>>29827647
>>29827682
>>29827713
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>>29827769
Weeeeewwwwww. This is an extreme and hardcore form of shitposting.
>>29827790
I count 7 dots. He must've had a serious stroke that post.
>>29827777
The quads of truth have spoken.
>>29827777
Lol
Whatever....
The guy that was punching my ex wife (hack_blastard's mom) in the face was literally twice my size and half my age
I'm sure he thought the same thing.
That's why they sent me to prison. I put that motherfucker in the hospital. I'm not saying that you couldn't do it...
I'm simply saying I'm not afraid of finding out, and my advice to you is learn to enjoy pain the way I do because that's the only way that you're going to be fully prepared for real life whether it's emotional pain, or physical pain...
Like your rectum on a Saturday night
>>29827867
>like your rectum on a Saturday night
Wait, what? Are you saying than post-gay-sex pain is the pain you've learned to enjoy? Or are you trying to make an 'hee hee ur gey' joke? If the latter, you could've executed that better.
Nodding in and out.
Been awake for six days...
you guys are all effeminate
Weird
>>29827867
>>29827933
Funniest damage control I've ever read.
Leave it to a namefag to pretty much beg for attention.
>>29828008
Fuck yourself, Suzy
>>29827223
jtry to find out where she is andjust be yourself.
>>29828035
Nice projection, autist. Go flail your arms at random people and leave us alone.
>>29828035
Oh man! H-how'd you guess my name was Suzy? How will I ever recover????
Also, drop the whole "I'M A CRAZY PSYCHO!!!!! xDDDDDDD" act. No one's buying it, you delusional faggot.