>applying for job
>they want 2 referees
>TWO
>>29827133
I know that feel famalam
>>29827133
my referees are Smith & Wesson
>>29827133
They always want two anon.
>NEETS BTFO
>have 2 references
>too much of a sperg to apply
JSUT
We really need a robot referral network so we can alleviate this problem.
OP, I get around this by listing my friend who agreed to it. I put down that I'm a freelancer on my resume and I say he's a longtime client for creative consultation work. In actuality we just make a lot of music together.
>applying for dream job
>interview goes great
>"ok anon we just need to get in touch with your references"
>ok yeah no problem references are old bosses I worked for and said they'd help/lie
>a few days pass
>the guy calls and says can't get in touch with one of the references
>"is there anyone else we could contact?"
>no
>give up on dream job
>become neet and shitpost on r9k all day
feelsbadman
>>29827133
i just put my two brothers names down with fake last names. and have them pretend to be someone else if they call
>they want 3 references....
REEEEEEE
>>29827338
It sure must be nice to have friends you can depend on.
