We post some historical robots ITT
I'll start: Gaius Julius Caesar
total chad, try harder
cato the younger bros ww@
Horatio Nelson. He started sailing when he was 12, had a terrible relationship (if you can even call it one) with his wife, got seasick constantly despite being the greatest naval commander Britain ever had, despised being ashore around normal people, and wanted to die. Excusing his heroism and affair with an Italian qt he was pretty robot tier.
>>29826349
Edgar Allan Poe?
>accomplished men who history still remembers
>robots
The robots are the ones who lived in their daddys farm until they died forgotten and virgin.
>>29826600
Why do people like you even browse here?
>>29826635
To make people like you mad.
Julius Caesar was a loser virgin shut in?
wew lad
Leopold II
>hated niggers and chads
>hated roasties
>bullied as a child
>only ever loved his hot french loli
>>29826649
Sounds sad honestly. This is what you do in your free time?
>>29826349
How about the emperor Claudius, he was whipped by the pussy when he got it and was isolated from the public for a lot of his life. He was also prone to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29826349
literally one of the biggest chads who ever lived
Diogenes; ancient Greek philosopher who lived in a barrel and I quote Wikipedia, "urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre and masturbated in public."
>>29826845
now THIS is a good example
diogenes is the original
>>29826845
damnnn
what a savage
>>29826723
You know what's actually sad?
Looking at history as a struggle between robots and chads. It's some marxist spin for the pathetic beta male. You losers should write a book about it... Nevermind, you're all lazy pathetic NEETtards lol.
>>29826915
I'm not even the OP, I was just curious as to why you would post on this board yet want nothing to do with the board culture. Anyways, 0/10.
>>29826951
To make you people get mad. I get satisfaction from it.
>board culture
This phrase is so cringeworthy. Your 'board culture' deserves to be ridiculed.
the only historic, and female, robot is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Dickinson
she shut her self off in her bed room and only have friends through letters, and appears to likely have remained a virgin for life.
>>29826951
I thought this goes without saying since it's a rule as old as the internet: don't feed the trolls, man...he just got you.
newton literally the father of robots
>died virgin
>said women cloud his judgement
>nervous breakdowns
those faggots hav'nt posted a picture of hitler yet
None of these people were robots
Robots are male, virgin, NEET shut-ins
>>29826349
>ctrl + f
>Isaac Newton
>0 results
this uneducated normies I swear...
no robot would ever be successful
all of these posts are incorrect
>>29827035
sylvia plath?
>>29827087
he was red pilled and called them for what they were.
"woemen"
literally the woe of man.
>>29827126
you are blind i see
>blind nigga
>wrote the GOAT short-fiction
>content of his work is purely metaphysical and almost entirely divorced from relationshit
>probably died a virgin
>worst case had his mana stolen after attaining wizard status
>>29827029
I feel as though you act aloof to distract yourself from reality
>>29827102
The guy was charismatic and social if the nazi campaign films are to be believed. He was just a fanatic, not a robot
The Robot Lord. A true inspiration for bots everywhere.
>>29826788
Except when he invaded England and fucked their shit up like Julius Caesar could never do.
Claudius was most likely a Chad faking all of his disabilities anyways to keep a low profile and not get assassinated like everyone else in the royal family. Worked out for him short term, but long term he was a complete literal cuck. Women will destroy the best of us.
>>29826349
the epitome of roboteism himself
>>29826635
Why does the truth bother you?
>>29827781
He was a Chad with a bad attitude.
Real historical robots:
Charles I of Spain
Pol Pot
HP Lovecraft
>recluse
>Momma's boy
>Picky eater (he thought shellfish and other seafood was gross, hence all that cthulhu and fish man stuff)
>Racist to the point where even regular racists were weirded out
>Possible virgin
>>29828843
Nope. He once gave a girl he liked grapes and she dropped them into the water because "old Schopenhauer had touched them." He was a lonely robot bitter from numerous rejections by women.
>>29829047
He was a wealthy man that got laid frequently. A few rejections doesn't make someone a robot.
Fitzgerald
Socrates is father to us all even though he was actually a father and married.
They killed him for being a robot but not before he ended normie society forever. It still exists but just as an echo for twenty centuries. It is disappearingwith a summer storm catharsis. Meletus Chad is forever a joke and all the simple beliefs they built their world around have been disinfected by the sunlight. Only wonder remains.
>>29826349
>In the early hours of December 21st, amid the glowing lights of the family's Christmas tree, she died quietly. Adolf was devastated. Dr. Bloch arrived later that day to sign the death certificate. He later said he had never seen anyone so overcome with grief as Adolf Hitler at the loss of his mother.
Klara Hitler was buried on a misty, foggy December day in the cemetery at Leonding, next to her husband. The cemetery also contained her son Edward, Adolf's younger brother, who had died from measles at age six.
The next day, Christmas Eve, Hitler and his sisters paid a visit to Dr. Bloch and settled the medical bill. The doctor gave the family a break on the charges considering the many home visits he had made to his patient. Adolf Hitler expressed profound gratitude to the doctor. "I shall be grateful to you forever," Hitler told him.
Now, with both parents gone, Hitler once again set his sights on Vienna and the art academy. He moved there in February 1908. But in that beautiful old city things would go quite poorly for Hitler. He would eventually wind up sleeping on park benches and eating at charity soup kitchens. His years of misery in Vienna would also be a time when he formulated many of his ideas on politics and race which would have immense consequences in the future.
>>29826600
This describes Vincent van Gogh. Failure in his life remembered as a great.
>>29829401
Why don't they mention the Van Gogh/Gauguin knife fight and hasty flight?
>>29829356
Every time I read about this guy's life it makes me think that any one of us could found or join a small party with extreme/visionary ideas, meet like-minded people, and become the ruling force in our country. Then I think that these people would have ended up as fat vidya NEETs if the internet had been around back then. We sink all of our time and energy into media and distractions, which makes us complacement consumers who will never be more dangerous than REEEEE-ing around on /pol/.
>>29829472
I haven't looked into it deeply this was just posted in a feels thread a few days ago. More feels with those details left out probably.
>>29826845
Diogenes transcends the robot-chad spectrum.
He transcended society, dissected normies and their habits, and understood what it meant to be truly free.
>>29829498
Exactly my friend...
exactly...
>>29826845
Didnt Diogenes said to Alexander not to stand in front of him?
>>29830001
Yes
He offered Diogenes anything, of which he replied stand out of my sunlight
Diogenes then roasted him after Alexander said if he were not Alexander, he should wish to be Diogenes. To which Diogenes replied, if I were not Diogenes, I too would wish to be Diogenes
>>29830001
Remember reading Diogenes saying "stand away a little from the sun". Alexander had a lot of respect for Diogenes afterwards.
>>29830098
Diogenes was more like of failed Chad than a robot.
Chopin
Musical genius but beta and socially awkward so he hated giving big performances and played mostly for friends and small audiences. He meets a chad called Franz Liszt who is not only a talented pianist but an extroverted showman. Liszt outplays Chopin in public when they play together and even goes so far as to play Chopin's music without him for crowds, with his own alterations. Chopin breaks off contact with him, gets sick, fades into relative obscurity, and dies at age 39.
>>29826528
So he literally had deathwish?
>>29830293
Liszt Ferencz became suicidal and fell into depression once he began to question his love of music, he died the greatest pianist of all time but spent his final years as a sorrow even losing intrest in what made him so great.
>>29826349
Michel Focoualt
Richard Milhous Nixon
robots died in unkown wars.
>>29826349
>huge momma's boy
>quiet introspective personality
>tries to marry a princess but get's turned down
>get's beaten by a chad
>remembered by basically no one
>>29830122
He had a lot of respect for him before that too, which is why he went to see him
>>29831139
Chads died in unknown wars.
>>29830850
>some literal normalfag who died from sucking too much dick
>robot
>>29830595
Liszt was as Chad as Chad could be. Women went crazy over him.
>>29826349
>Not doing as Ivan the Terrible
>He married, having chosen his bride in a national virgin competition. Virgins over the age of twelve were brought to the Kremlin to be paraded before him. He married the youthful Anastasia Zakharina, who charmed him with her beauty and soft femininity.
>tfw historical robot
the uber robot
>>29826845
>defecated in the theater
He was the first Pepe. He shit on something the normies loved simply so they couldn't enjoy it anymore.
>>29826349
Salvador Dali was pretty robotic.
>According to Dali's most formidable biographer Ian Gibson, he was described by his fellow students at the Madrid art academy as "morbidly shy and literally sick with timidity"
>He felt great sexual inadequacy ("...I discovered that my penis was small, pitiful and soft") resulting in a life long celibacy with the exception of masturbation.
>Dali rented two large rooms in the Hotel du Chateau at Carry-le-Roulet; one was used as a bedroom and the other as Dali's studio. During a two month period in the hotel, the blinds remained entirely shut and Dali didn't venture even once outside.
Goebbels sounds very robot-tier here.
Makes me hope that maybe it will work out for me as well.
>>29827148
i got love for sylvia but even in the bell jar she's an intern at a fashion magazine and gets laid, although it causes her massive bleeding and she almost dies
>>29829498
Maybe this is why the merchants are in charge of the porn and entertainment industry. To keep people like us complacent and passive.
>>29827181
borges definitely a true robot
now, instead of trying to relate to famous and admired people, let's go for something a little more likely to align with the average robot here.
jeffrey hudson, the little midget next to queen henrietta maria here, was the court dwarf.
here's him REEing:
>Royalist courtiers collected around the Queen, but Hudson apparently had no interest in resuming his role of pet or clown and let it be known he would suffer no more jokes or insults. There is no record of the precise offence offered, but in October 1644, Hudson challenged the brother of William Crofts to a duel. Crofts arrived at the duel brandishing a large squirt,[2][nb 1] but his flippancy would lead to his death, as Hudson fatally shot him in the forehead.
here's him getting owned by slaver chads:
>Within months he was on a ship captured by the Barbary pirates. Hudson was taken to North Africa as a slave, where he spent perhaps his next 25 years labouring. The date and circumstances of his rescue or redemption are not known but it was in the 1660s that several missions were sent from England to Algeria and Tunis to ransom English captives, and his first documented presence back in England was in 1669. No details of his captivity were recorded except one fact: he claimed to have grown to 45 inches during this time, doubling his height after 30 years of age,[4] which he attributed to the buggery he had regularly suffered at the hands of his captors.
and now, charles ii of spain. if any robot was fortunate enough to be born into royalty, he'd probably be like this.
>Charles was physically and mentally disabled and infertile, possibly due to this massive inbreeding. Due to the deaths of his half brothers, he was the last member of the male Spanish Habsburg line.
>Charles did not learn to speak until the age of four nor to walk until eight, and was treated as virtually an infant until he was ten years old. His jaw was so badly deformed (an extreme example of the so-called Habsburg jaw) that he could barely speak or chew. Fearing the frail child would be overtaxed, his caretakers did not force Charles to attend school. The indolence of the young Charles was indulged to such an extent that at times he was not expected to be clean. When his half-brother Don Juan Jose of Austria, an illegitimate son of Philip IV, obtained power by exiling the queen mother from court, he covered his nose and insisted that the king at least brush his hair.
here's him spacking out and giving up his responsibilities because he's a robot. he dies shortly after:
>Toward the end of his life Charles' fragile health deteriorated and he became increasingly hypersensitive and strange, at one point demanding that the bodies of his family be exhumed so he could look upon the corpses. He officially retired when he had a nervous breakdown caused by the amount of pressure put on him to try to pull Spain out of the economic trouble it was going through. He lived a simple life from then on, playing games and other activities.
>American historians Will and Ariel Durant described Charles II as "short, lame, epileptic, senile, and completely bald before 35, he was always on the verge of death, but repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live."
>>29832357
well, gassing jews got him somewhat excited
>>29832636
Goebbels was in charge of propaganda, he didn't gas anyone.
Henry Darger was a reclusive gay with tourettes who spent his time writing a 15,000 page fantasy book about trasgender children
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger
>>29832727
>a 15,000 page fantasy book about trasgender children
>>29831996
I believe that was fairly standard procedure for most Russian royal matchings.
>>29826635
Are you some kind of newfag? what >>29826600
said is completely true.
>>29832107
this! y'all neet robots with too much time on your hand should start to read houellebecq books, you won't regret. 100% /r9k/ related
>>29832727
Holy shit, meme magic. Here's an example of his art from the wikipedia page.
>>29826349
Napoleon , the emperor of manlets
>>29833328
He was average height for his period
Jean-Paul Sartre
Was he one?
>>29827181
This, Borges probably died an archmage, the guy used to translate Shakespeare for fun.
>>29826349
>Tried to commit suicide and failed multiple times
>Wrote a book about a guy who is socially alienated and doesn't talk with anyone based on his experiences after he abandons his wife and son
>Then commits suicide for good
Everyone is incorrect so far
>Tesla
>He spent most of his free time studying
>His only friends were his brother and sister
>Was in love with his cousin but she was married
>That made him REEEEE and wrote a book about how much he hated the world
He basically got robbed of all of his dreams and hopes and became an empty husk of a man.
>>29833365
He wasn't a robot, he was a fucking redditor. You aren't a robot just because you spend your entire life getting cucked by some lesbo.
>>29826685
lol never thought of that.
>>29833482
The 9th is as normcore as Prussian military drills.
Everything even remotely related to Weimar is normie and a gross offense to humanity.
>>29833672
tesla is a god among robots.
>>29826788
This anon gets it
Claudius was based as fuck
Read I, Claudius, fucking hysterical book.
>>29830850
>muh power
>muh biopoltics
>muh anal fisting
Guy was based as fuck but not a robot desu, more likely a gay cyborg, tried to kill himself when he was young if I remember.
>>29826569
This.
Also Lovecraft if he hasn't been posted.
>>29826349
>Julius Caesar
>not a Chad
lol
>>29829401
That's a pretty sad story.
If Diogenes was the first Pepe, who was the first Wojak?
>>29837070
>tfw no historic Wojak
>got bullied by father for being weak
>just wanted to be a philosopher
>father dies, he takes the crown
>goes to war against Maria Theresa
>fucks her shit up
>builds a castle where no women are allowed
>lives there for the rest of his life
