>get home from school
>mom is sitting at my desk
>using the semen encrusted mouse
>cum stained keyboard
>cum stained chair
>completely oblivious
My mom is oblivious to my failings too, thankfully. When I was a kid first discovering my giantess fetish I put bugs in her food and got off to it
>oblivious
Good one op
>Mom is sitting on the ass-sweat stained chair
>>29825254
does yours smell like piss and shit too?
>>29825250
most parents probably mentally block that shit out. self-preserving denial
>>29825213
But how do you know she's oblivious? I think it's time to make your move for mommy gf, anon.
>>29825344
>tfw you have a mom-fu
>family computer
>alone at home fapping
>people coming home panic
>go to room
>forgot mymm cum tissues at keyboard
>casually walks up when family memeber is sitting at computer and take the tissue and blow my nose with it
I hope they they fell for it
>mom found the cum keyboard
>come home from work
>she cleaned my room
>she took out my trash bag (grocery store bag)
>it was 90% cum tissues
>she knew
>Wife's Husband found the proof of the Riemann Hypothesis
>little sister found the unwashed buttplug
>>29825529
>dad tries to use google
>your search history drops down
>>29825663
wait, nigga wat
gimme dat proof
>>29825248
Wjat the fucjk
Swhctorignial
>>29825734
>Dad asks to see your phone so he can Google something
>Realize you have bestiality open in another tab that will become visible if he accidentally swipes the bottom of the screen a certain way thanks to the retarded Google app
>trying to have a comfy evening browsing 4chins
>cock in hand, tissues at the ready
>hear neighbors talking right outside my window
>>29825869
Put on headphones ding-dong
>Jacking off in room
>Hear door start to open
>Jump up and jam fully erect penis down into pants
>Feel something pull out of place
>Can't get an erection for a week
>>29825869
>anon, are you there?
>>29825869
>sitting outside on couch
>get a good fap going
>neighbors come out in their backyard
>>29825925
why would you fap outside?
>Spend the night at friend's apartment
>Soon after I go to bed I hear him very loudly moaning in pain from the next room
>Don't know if he was having sex (no one was brought over at any point) or beating off or what
>Never ask about it
>>29825955
i was all ready outside and didn't want to go in
>>29825906
Breaking dicks is primally revolting to my psyche
>dick veers off to the side
>came on my bedroom wall everytime i came
>mom moved into that room and her bed is against that wall
>>29825977
>loan my friend some Playboys
>pages are stuck together
>no longer friends
