Okay /r9k/ I think I fucked up and I need advice.
For a year or two now I've had an onahole that I use occasionally but unfortunately never wash
It's also stored in the bag I keep my cigarette ash (but kind of separate)
anyway I never cleaned it or anything after I cummed in it months ago and I think there was some kind of fungus or something in there because my dick is itching like crazy and breaking out into a vicious fucking rash
it itches horribly to the point where I can't think about anything else, should I get a doctor? would I have to show him the onahole? (for tests)
>>29824963
go to the doctor. don't tell him unless you have to but if he can't figure out what the rash is, underexaggerate and say that you didn't wash your sex toy the last few times you used it and don't mention the cigarette ashes if you don't want to be put into a home for the mentally retarded. but yes, see a doctor in case this is serious or unrelated to the putrid onahole.
(you're disgusting by the way)
>>29824963
please post picture of onahole anon, it's the only way we can help diagnose you
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
I wanna see that disgusting onahole. And your smelly NEET dick.
What do you mean a bag you use to store cigarette ash? Why do you collect it wtf
>>29825118
This.
Are you some sort of autistic ash collector? Or, SHOCK AND HORROR, do you masturbate with it? Holy fucking shit. If that's the case, you're beating it with polonium...enjoy the dick cancer.
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>>29825066
here's how it looks
inside pic coming next
>>29825160
and here's the inside view
>>29825160
>>29825172
that is the most sour onahole i have ever seen
>>29825160
GAAAH... Jesus fucking Christ OP, I think you fucked up.
Show your dick too.
>>29825172
Dude, is that cum or bacteria?
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>>29825184
sour is a good way to describe it, it smells pretty sharp and pungent, I can't believe I was horny enough to use it
I'm looking into antibacterial creams right now, should that do the trick?
OP, I WANNA SEE THAT COCK CANCER. SHOW US.
>>29825235
Dude, you should probably go on the walk of shame to the doc. This doesn't look good.
I wanna see the rash.
>>29825270
>>29825242
>>29825185
I don't want to show you guys my dick, it's covered in mosquito anti-itch cream anyway
>>29825297
it's anonymous though, anon. c'mon.
>>29825297
it's not like we'll know who you are.
Don't be a pussy.
>>29825297
It's okay OP, show us that microdick. Let's see the chode.
>>29825160
I'm not happy with this.
>>29825369
>>29825319
>>29825312
fine. I washed it clean. I've been trying to scratch it as little as possible
>>29824963
What made you decide to do that shit anyway?! You must be a twisted little man
Get castrated before your libido makes you ruin your dick permanently
go to a fucking doctor op, holy shit
>>29825512
oh man, how long has the rash been there? go to a doctor.
>>29825512
Go to a doctor. The doctor won't laugh at you or anything. At least to your face.
That's pretty gross OP. This is coming from someone who used 2 week old semen for lubricant.
>>29825693
How does that even work? Was it refrigerated and then reheated?
>>29825723
No, I ejaculated in a latex glove for several weeks because I don't want to order a flashlight. Tied it up and kept it in a drawer, then untied it to add more semen. It got pretty rancid.
This thread is fucking glorious.
OP, go to the doc for your cock.
>>29824963
It's about time we had some classic r9k OC.
Fucking thankyou for making a thread that isn't shit.
>>29825512
that doesnt look too ba-
OH MY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE ITS ROTTING
