>match with jew qt on tinder
I'm at a loss here. What do I talk to her about?
The stock market?
>implying you'd have any idea what to talk about with a normal girl
>>29824086
Make holocaust jokes and post reactions
D-do you browse 4chan?
>>29824127
I have some dank Ben Garrison vomics but I'll save those for if the conversation isn't going anywhere.
>>29824111
I don't is the thing. But Jews are more confusing.
ask her out for bagels, tell her you'll pay
>>29824146
I met a jewess at college once, first semester
She actually had a huge crush on me and would tell everyone about it, she was too fucking retarded tho, and would sperg out the problems of her life all the time, I never let her advance on me since I hate roasties and she was a turbo slut, we went to her house once, she lived in a mordor tier gigantic building, that was when I realized the jew meme was true
I could greentext some of her sperg out moments if you want desu
who nose
Rate this pick up line boys
>>29824269
>>29824269
holy fuck that's so bad i'm laughing
>>29824269
That's the most retarded thing I ever read. Send it.
>>29824269
Jesus Christ OP that was the worst/best pick up live I've ever seen
How bad has the internet ruined your brain when you think interacting with a jewish girl requires some special kind of advice
>>29824269
That's incredible.
>>29824269
10/10 SEND THIS IMMEDIATELY
>>29824357
I did and she unmatched me right away lol
>>29824421
thanks for bringing a little more joy into the world anon. you're a good person
>>29824421
Well, I guess it's her loss OP, don't feel bad about it, you gave us some nice giggles
I tried using tinder but only got a single match by accident with a feminist landwhale ( I even had a fucking description mocking those sluts lol) and we actually hit it off, turns out feminists will bend over if they are willing to fuck, good luck getting your dick wet OP
>>29824421
wow that cunt cant take the bantz
>>29824421
Well, there are plenty of Jews in the chambers, as they say. You'll get 'em next time! And thanks for brightening up my night.
>>29824225
Did she have big titties?
>>29824475
Now that you mention it why do Jew girls always have big tits/asses? Is there a legit correlation between breast/nose size?
Every Jewish girl I've met has been thicc af
>>29824475
>>29824475
No, pic related, had to fuck it up so you niggers don't snitch me out
She would drop some REALLY cringey shit like telling me how sad she is because she was fucking raped, her brother was shot to death when trying to sell her to druglords, her mother has cancer, her father died, she crashed a car and almost died, did drugs, was an alcohoolic and all sorts of fucked up shit, bitch even tried to rape me at a friend's house, I was taking a piss in the bathrom and she broke in like a retard whore and grabbed my dick mid sniper pissing, what the hell
>>29824421
And this is why you're single.
>>29824269
I'll remember you forever if you send that shit
