I NEED HELP THIS GIRL IS SO CUTE! IM FUCKING AUTISTIC IDK WAT TO SAY NOW!
>>29824023
Ask her what she's doing
>>29824023
u kno da dril
>>29824023
SHE IS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT!
>>29824039
Do as this anon says
Originaldinho
>>29824023
"when are you free for coffee?"
>>29824023
you got this op. believe in yourself and plow that for your ancestors. profile?
>>29824039
This dude, keep us posted
>>29824039
>>29824068
>>29824141
SHE ISNT RESPONDING REEEEEEEE FUCKING ROASTIE
>>29824023
"Excuse me my fair maiden, but I must place upon thee a question that but begs an honest answer. What is thine opinion of Girugamesh, for I intend to make my presence known at Sakura-con 2016. Please respond."
>>29824187
chad claims another potential relationship
want a hug anon?
>>29824023
>so are you
say "wow I don't think we're gona get along if the first thing you do is lite to me :/"
>>29824023
I would offer advice, but you've made it further than I was able to on Tinder.
>>29824187
For the love of all that is holy, DO NOT
>plz respond
Just wait it out , the universe works itself out
>>29824333
Its been 15 minutes
>>29824065
goodness she a cute
>>29824376
she thick hnnnnnnnggggggggg
OP, back out now. No girl is that open to complimenting you unless 1. she's an attention whore who craves social acceptance to the point that she will gladly mislead you and your emotions just so she doesn't feel like an asshole. 2. you're chad - and even then it's mostly for attention. Now, let's be honest, you're not Chad. Therefore, she's misleading you to not appear rude to HERSELF. Back away buddy boy. Women are simply not worth it. Also, before you go "ayy lmao says the virgin", you should know this is coming with a guy who had a decent number of relationships and a few sexual conquests. Just have a fap or something. It'll take the edge off and help you move forward and away from her. When you get older, just sleep with a bunch of young roasties to get some sexual fulfillment. Relationships are a deal that do not benefit anyone but the woman.
>>29824065
An Asian woman with freckles... Is she happa? What a qt btw.
>>29824445
Fuck you. This the worst advice ever. Its basically "dont try because it will end up in failure". Fuck off with your retarded advice. Im a 24yr old virgin and if I see a chance I'll take it instead of regretting my choices later.
>>29824484
Yeah, you're a fucking idiot. Point blank.
>>29824358
keep fucking waiting for the love of god, EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT IF YOU WAIT
>>29824412
nah, not really sorry.
She accidentally swiped right on you. Sorry pal.
>>29824358
OP, you should hold onto whatever scraps of pride you have left and call her an attention whore BITCH who just lost the best thing that could have ever happened to her.
Then she'll feel terrible
>>29824484
But it will end up in failure. The only way it doesn't is if you decide to give up your masculinity and freedom in exchange for her "love" - which in reality is a constant need to validate her idea of a perfect man that you will never fully live up to. If this happens late enough in life, you end up married because her options narrowed down significantly enough that if she does not settle for you, she'll die with nothing but her own shitty self-absorbed personality to keep her company. If this happens early enough, she cheats on you or leaves you the moment that the most improbable of hints that she could date a Chad enters her radar. Also, she'll blame you at the end of all of these situations - for in her mind, she is incapable of being at fault for "following her heart". But let's be more specific since this is clearly about your sexual insecurity brought about by your belief that you MUST lose your virginity (most likely brought by female-dominated societal pressure designed to subvert your power). If you want to lose your virginity, get a decent job, find a hobby, have a balanced diet, and work out occasionally. I guarantee that if you, along with what I just mentioned, play the Mature and Employed Older Man card, you'll find enough young nymphomaniacs to keep you going until you die or go senile. I'm not memeing my friend, just looking out for you before you go and fuck your shit up.
Who /no new matches in weeks/ here?
>>29824617
not him but this is the most autistic thing ive ever read. You know nothing about this said girl but you insist on pulling assumptions out of nowhere and creating some negative future for him. Its just a tinder match and you need to calm down. Not everyone gets cheated on with Chad like what happened to you.
>>29824693
>accuses me of pulling assumptions out of nowhere.
>pulls assumption out of nowhere.
>"it's just a tinder match", literally not the subject of my comment, but nice attempt to trivialize the situation through unsupported and uncalled for implications.
>"most autistic thing I've ever read", doesn't even address my point, but goes straight for the social opinion jugular instead like a typical roastie.
I'm insulted that you dont bother to hide better. Regardless, there's a difference between wild generalizations and legitimate behavioral trends in men and women.
>>29824484
You're a real one, OP.
Ignore these faggots ITT.
