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My sister and her friend are trying to set me up with a stacy, and I have no clue what to do
>Be me
>17m
>Good looking, play sports
>Sister and sister's friend assume I am a chad because of this, they don't know the real me
>Actually a social fucktard who has never spoken to a female that wasn't family or a family friend
>Watch anime alone and fap in all my free time, barely have any friends
>Sister's friend's cousin is my age, 8.5/10. We'll call her Kim
>Kim is a complete Stacy, goes to parties, has a lot of friends, has had chad boyfriends before
>They are trying to set me up with Kim
>They tell Kim that I am some great chad and send her photos of me
>They claim she is interested in me and would like hangout/go on a date
>Begin panicking

If I actually have to deal with this person it's going to be an awkward trainwreck. Now I've just been avoiding Kim and my sister all together, and just plain avoiding the subject of meeting this girl. I know eventually though my sister and her friend will come over and bring Kim and I will be forced to deal with her. How can I get out of this situation.
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>>29823501
>>17m

what you do is you leave this site and don't come back

goodbye
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>>29823501
Man up anon. You're already half way to Chad-Dom, all you need is the mental aspect now.

Just go on the date. Treat Kim like shit, give her one word answers, don't talk too much. I guaruntee she'll be giving up the pussy by the end of the night.
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>>29823549
She give you the pussy if you're trash. Trust me. I know this.
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>>29823501
>begin panicking

lol
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>>29823501
Going out with her will result in a complete trainwreck, she's going to laugh at you and will tell everyone she knows (which are a lot) how it all went.

Go for your sister instead.
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>>29823501
dont jerk off or play too many vidyas for a couple of days. Do pushups or something to boost your T. Hopefully your hormones will be in full swing you wont give a fuck abut social anxiety. Quitting porn videos(not masturbation) and limiting video games to night time will help a lot
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>Go for your sister instead.
Lol I don't think thats one of the options
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>>29823549
Solid advice. Seems to work with most chads
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>>29823691
That's why anon needs to spread the rumor that Kim doesn't know how to suck dick and that she scratched his penis with her teeth.

Control the flow of information, that's how you win.

>>29824005
Thanks famalam.
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If you don't want to go, just say so, dumbass.
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