Anon have you ever played willy wars before??? :)))
The players wank their willies and whoever shoots the most willy milk get's to use the loser's bum as a fanny!!! :))
I used to play with chinese keith but his sister told his parents and now he's not allowed to play any more!!:'(((
We should have never let her watch! that's why no girls are allowed in willy wars anymore!
My big fat willy used to always beat keith little brown chinky one!!! :D
But then when i used his bum he'd make SO MUCH WILLY JUICE it was crazy!!! and he used to beg my shoot my willy juice in his bum!!!
I think it's so his parents wouldn't see all the mess and get him in trouble, that's probably why he used to lick up all the willymilk too!
>>29823357
fuck off
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>>29823357
>someone actually sat down and wrote this
What the fuck kinda autism is this
>>29823357
hot desu
seal of oregano and autism
>>29823391
willy wars is sacred on r9k, respect the culture
>>29823406
>What the fuck kinda autism is this
gay autism
>ywn be chinese keith
>>29823875
ni hao cao ni ma
>>29823892
>ywn be chinese
willy wars are the absolute best :))))))))
This is the only wily wars I am interested in playing.
>>29824091
chinese keith speedruns that
>used to play willy wars with my brothers
It's not incest if it's gay, right?
>>29823357
can I be the referee?
>>29823357
Better than 90% of the threads posted here.
>>29823357
>get's to use the loser's bum as a fanny
what did he mean by this?
>>29823357
solid pasta will save for future use
What is this, the 3rd time I've seen this thread in a year? I'm on this place way too much.
>>29824924
did you fap each time?
>>29823357
Someone post this on a blue board
>>29824940
Nah but I am a little hard tbf
>>29823357
love willy wars, wish i had a cute little asian to play it with, even though they'd be pretty outmatched
Anon have you ever played sissy wars before??? :)))
The sissies jerk their clitties and whoever shoots the most clitty milk gets to use the loser's boipussy as a- well... ;))
>>29824962
my preferred technique, for any wondering
>>29824982
Hmmm very derivative of OP
>>29824962
>>29825013
>touching willies during willy wars
that's against the rules!
>>29825356
you're right, but the smaller willy always gets faulted in the rulebook so i usually just lock up hers instead of a full disqualification
>>29825484
>her
girls don't have willies silly!
>>29823357
Nice foreskin
REGENERATE YOUR FORESKIN WITH FOREGEN
>All you want is for her to love you at all
>Meanwhile Chinese Keith stretches her wall
>>29825857
chinese keith is getting fucked in his ass, did you even read?
>>29823357
why is his dick skin so loose?
>>29825484
Where did you get that skirt?
>>29825814
oops typo, don't know how i got confused and said her
>>29826097
i'm not her. i've definitely seen it on amazon though while picking out skirts for a gurl i was challenging in willywars
>>29826097
Jean-Paul Gaultier
>>29826172
girls aren't allowed in WILLY WARS!!!! THEY TELL ON YOU@!!
>>29826541
That's a boy playing dress up :)
>tfw you'll never be able to frot with a cute feminine twink and feel his cock throb against yours as you both splatter cum on each other
Why live
>>29826720
willywars is even more popular than Pokemon Go actually, don't waste another day not finding a fellow competitor
>>29824962
>>29825013
Moar plissdoes liking this make me gay?
>>29826078
A lot of guys have really mobile foreskins. Some can even slide the foreskin back far enough to cover the whole penile shaft.
>>29826875
it doesn't make you gay to enjoy a heated battle of tinkler tussling
who will win??
>>29827026
a knockout in the first round, wow!
>>29824962
>>29825013
>>29827026
>>29827085
THIS IS NOT WILLY WARS
>>29827625
it's the CQC of willywars, not the traditional standalone duelist version
only serious practitioners can handle this
>>29827759
stop derailing my threads
>>29828633
Post more WW(classic mode) stories then
>>29824293
Hey anon, I had shota-lewd with my brother too!It still gets me horny...
D-Does anyone want to play willy wars with me? I know It's not the longest...pls don't be mean
>>29830089
are you squeezing the base? that vein looks ready to pop
where are you?
>>29830392
I was a bit for the pic honestly, but when I edge for a couple hours it gets like that.canada, ontario
>>29830414
well i'm in aus, so no willy wars for you
what's your heritage? your penis look very similar to minebut smaller
>>29830465
Just white in general, irish, dutch, english, german, all of that. A mutt.ooh...h-how big?
>>29830521
7", maybe a bit longer if I measured along the curve
before you ask, I can't post pics
>>29830642
Aw. I would so love to do willy wars with you. You could cum all over mine, if you wanted. It sounds like you've got an exceptional dick.
>>29830521
I want it in my mouth right now. Groan.
>>29831210
That's not how you do willy wars, silly!
M-maybe a slight alteration to the rules wouldn't hurt, though...
I was completely on board with you up until
>chinese keith
For some reason, that's what really tipped me off. That there are multiple Keiths and you distinguish this one from the rest by the fact that he's Chinese.
>>29831255
I want to break the rules! I'm so thirsty for that thick juicy cock. I want to suck on it and play with it and milk it until it's satisfied.
>>29831453
oh gee...t-tell me more
>>29830414w-where in ontario?
>>29831758
that's too revealing, anon. I'd want to get to know you first.
At least your cock. What will I be competing against in the willy wars?southern ontario
>>29831534
Kneeling on the floor, stroking my sissy clitty under my panties as I run my tongue up and down the shaft of your cock, taking the time to relish the soft skin and the intoxicating taste.
Using my lips, I gingerly kiss and lap at the head of your throbbing member as I work the shaft with my free hand. Reserved at first, the aching, lecherous feelings well up inside before I take the whole thing in my mouth, sucking and slobbering greedily.
Swirling my tongue, I suck, and I suck, and I suck. It's so delicious and moist and I can't help myself as I bob my head, relishing every moment. The satisfaction is so powerful that I involuntary wimper and moan as I continue to suck your delicious cock. My clitty leaks precum like a faucet, soaking my panties and pooling on the ground between my knees.
I hope when you're close you'll grab my head and force it to the hilt so that I don't waste any of your delicious cum.
This thread is gay as fuck
But that's ok
