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Is that precum?
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Gary Busey can do this and women still won't speak to me
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>>29822923
Nonwhite women worship the bwc
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>>29823062
all humans worship the bwc
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>>29823137
Not mine apparently.

t. 7 x 5.5 and 18 yo kv
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>>29823151
That's fucking pathetic. Pencil dick status.
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>>29822923

Cool. Now I'll go read some feminist blog that whines about how "repressed" and "prude" we are, then I will realize that feminists are simply projecting because Chad hasn't fucked them in a few hours.
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>>29823166
lolll my dick is 7x5.5 just like his and it looks like a fucking cannon on the camera
hate more fag
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>>29823151
>7 inches
>big

Are you fucking Asian?
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>>29823166
You have to be sub 5" girth to have a pencil dick.

Average girth is like 4.7" pham.
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>>29822923
wtf is going on in this picture
context please?
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>>29823199
>>29823166
lmao
5.5 circumference is fucking huge
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>>29823062
loving vicariously thru chad eh?
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>>29823166
shutup man, he's only like .5 away in girth from having what most women would consider a 'big dick'
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>>29823219
That's like, a little above average
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Anyone else not have any precum
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>>29823232
6" girth is literally like 1% of men.

99% of men fall under 4.5" to 5.5" girth.
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>>29823241
yeah i used up all of mine last night. im gonna go to the grocery store and buy some soon
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>>29823209
lol my girth is 5.2" and I was fucking hating it until now
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>>29823151
not mine either, 6 inch.

a black guy stole my oneitis
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7.5x6 must be the perfect size
big and thick, but still not big enough to mess up your erections
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>>29823247
Before your nigger ass asks for a source.
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who /bigbutunused/ here?

9''x7'' but still a virgin :/
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>>29823400
Go ahead and post it.

Oh wait you won't because you're a lying cunt. Inb4 you call me gay or make an excuse about not being able to post a picture.
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Is that Scooby?
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>>29823219
Idk, I have a little over 6" girth, but it seems really small. I've been told I have big hands, though.
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where is it legal to just walk around with a raging boner
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>>29823415
i'm sorry
i didn't get enough attention as a kid
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>>29823415
what now dingus?
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>>29822923
yes it is definitely
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>>29822923

>tfw 6 inch dick

I guess this is how 5'10 guys feel? Technically above average but still feel small?
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>>29823504
not even close bub
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>>29823504
that's not 7 inches thick man, cut the bullshit
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>>29823504
That is nowhere near 9"x7".

Danny dong is 8.5" length and a little under 6" girth max and looks double your size.
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>>29823516
>>29823523
I'm >>29823474

It looks thicker than mine, desu. Seems plausible.
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>>29823175
> projecting
Stop using meme words you don't know the meaning of.
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>>29822923
Can someone please explain to me why people tie things around their genitals like this
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>>29822923
>tfw never had precum
Could it be because I sit and fap?

or is it because I'm cut?
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>>29823546
>It looks thicker than mine
post yours
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>>29823551
>the "you don't know what projecting is" meme
wew
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>>29823400
>9x7
>not on brazzers tearing that pussy apart
>let's brag about it on r9k instead
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>>29823563
I'm not a slut.

Deal with it.
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>>29823657
No you're a prude on an anonymous imageboard.

Which is arguably worse.
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>>29823657
pussy nigga scared to show his dicklet
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>>29823629
kek exactly what I thought when I read his post
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>>29823554

You fap too much, or you don't get horny enough. Precum is like the next level up from having an erection.
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>>29823728
Some people just don't generate precum oddly enough.

I'm a fucking faucet personally.
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>>29823504
>ywn have a white cock

Why is my peepee so much darker than the rest of my body? Is there anyway to lighten it so that it looks like that?
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>>29823443

I thought so at first. But he's not swole enough.
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>>29822923
Did she do a cheers with his cock or something?
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>>29823212
A naked man wearing a cockring is posing with some women, and appears to have a large string of precum going from his penis to one of the women.
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>>29823785
I asked for context, not description, dumb fuck
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>>29823166
Tfw the opposite, super girthy but no length
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>>29823772
also that guy has wicked sideburns, Scooby could totally pull that look off though.
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>>29823824
post your qt chode bb.
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>>29822923
No its photoshop, I liberally have that template
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>>29823771
REEEE ANSWER ME
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>>29823504
Pretty hot desu

Would suck and sit on/10
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>>29823813

>wtf is going on in this picture
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>>29823504
That's a nice robot cock, fampai.
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>>29823963
>context please?

say what?
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Is that gentleman in the op wearing a cock ring?

And if so - why?

Also, is that strand of precum connected to that lady's can of drink?
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>>29823899
Please, robots
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>>29824024
skin bleaching
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>>29824042
How do I bleach my willy
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>>29823986
he's older so he needs it to keep an erection. and yes, theres a snail trail of pre from his cock to her can
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>>29824055
Don't do that. It's probably darker due to friction, use more lube I guess
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>>29824067
It's been dark my whole life familia
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>>29824055
look up skin bleaching and only do it on your willy
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>>29823304
I can't read that how does 100% of men have a flaccid length of 6 inches?
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>>29824144
It means almost no men have a flaccid penis that long.
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>>29823984
Next time properly forms your questions in a way that makes sense.
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>>29824109
I'm just getting a bunch of shady-ass creams and shit m80
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>>29822923
SCOOBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>29824144
it's percentile. that means the number is basically what percentage of men are smaller than that.
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>>29823504
Fuck you, Will.
Kys
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>>29823668
You hungry for a roastie?
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>>29823551

Obviously, you're the one that doesn't know what projecting means. Go look it up, twat.
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>>29824057
Nobody can walk around with a 100% erection like that m8 unless they're hooked on viagra.
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how big would you guys guess mine is/
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>>29824361
>yfw he was literally just projecting his lack of vocabulary on annon
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>>29823443
Scooby is gay and married to another dude yo
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>>29823304

Okay so my dick is 7x6 inches. Choose to believe me or not, but I'm telling the truth. So basically my dick is in the 90-99%.

If thats true, then why are all the moderately attractive chicks with big dicked guys? Wouldn't the pickings be quite low?
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>>29825371
Chad doesn't mean big dick, i've known of some 6'2-6'4 chads with tiny cocks man, life is a game of chances, some fuckers just get it all but others are cursed on the funniest ways.

Imagine a 6'4 chad with a tiny dick, that's life making fun of you.
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how do fat guys measure their dicks? My fupa really gets in the way and I'm not sure how to get and accurate measure
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>>29825252
6 and a half inches?
ayy original
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>>29825252
More plz. That's really hot
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>>29825616
Can we see :3
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>>29825462
I wish cocksizes where tattooed on the forehead of every man. Then I wouldn't feel so shitty about my life. I mean, I don't have the biggest dick in the world, but its above average.

I like to think that most buff chads have minuscule cocks, but most of the time that isn't the case.
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>>29826054
I don't know why you think it matters. Small dicks are really cute, desu. Post yours anon
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>>29823772

Man I can understand why /fit/ adores scooby but that face is just atrocious.
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>>29826054
>most of the time that isn't the case
Literally the opposite.
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>>29826066
If you really want to I will, gotta get hard first though.
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>>29826131
I do, you should also fap for me on tiny chat ^_^
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requesting more robot dicks
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>>29825322

That guy is an idiot. I said projecting first, I know the context of it. Feminists are stupid cunts.
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Bamp, anyone still lurking?
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>>29826493
>Bamp, anyone still lurking?
Me.
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>>29822923
abs and torso are shoop but other than that 6/10 post well done
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>>29825371
>>29825462
>>29826054

The best part about being pretty and having banged alot of women, is that women pick me over ugly ass robots despite dick size. RIP U
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>>29826572
whats up fucking skeleton
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>>29826253
Heres my cock. 7x6in. I can get some size references if you need proof of size, but it should be that unbelievable.

>>29826572
Hello fellow skellington.
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>>29826591
Good bones an calcium will come to you
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>>29826116
>just atrocious.
It's not that bad.
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>>29826597
shouldn't* be
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>>29826597
>7x6in
no it isn't
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>>29826597
Much bigger than I was expecting. You let me down ;---;
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requesting moar cute robot benises
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>>29826621
Yes it is. Also its hard as fuck to hold a tape measure and dick in one hand and camera in the other.

Also I'm 6in in girth exactly. That's a bit harder to prove, but seeing my length maybe you'll believe.
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>>29826778
Your pencil dick is barely bigger then your fucking hand. Also, your penis does not start on your pubic hair. You're supposed to measure it starting with your balls, on the lower size. You probably won't post the measure the way I just said, because it'll show you only have 5 inches at most.

Now that makes a lot of more sense on why so many people on /r9k/ telling that they have big dicks. They can't measure it.
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>>29826846
Why would I lie on the internet, I have nothing to prove. Its not like I have a reputation or anything. It's 7x6in, if you can think of a better way of me to measure, let me know.
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>>29826874
I just said it in my post, you dingus. And the justification for not lying go both ways, you dingus.
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>>29826891
You win this time. I'll buy one of those floppy rulers that wrap around things solely for these occasions.
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