Let's go back in time to 1998.
>be 3
>five years old
>Friend shows me his erect 6 year old dick and asks me to stick a pin in it
>I leave in a hurry
>>29822141
>29822141
>pew pew pew pew
>OH! urggh AH!
>*shits diaper*
>>29822141
>TUSSSH HEEEHH
>dkrning koor
>be 9
>im super outgoing and have tons of confidence
>watching DBZ thru for the 1st time
>could run around the neighbor hood and local park with >friends without fear of being raped
>parents weren't divorced yet
I want to go back
>>29822141
>Camera sees you
EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
>>29822141
>*doodly doodly doodly*
Everybody do it with me!
Can't wait for the South Park movie.
>>29822197
>Be 8 years old
>friend thought it would be a good idea to scan our genitalia on the scanner
>tfw your friend was weird
>>29822210
>>29822231
Great sound effects man. Really I am thankful for your contribution to this thread.
>>29822489
It's called "bigger, longer, uncut". Get it? It's a reference to a penis.
WAAHHHHH
I'M A YEAR OLD AND I KEEP MY MOM UP AT NIGHT BECAUSE I WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP
goo goo gah gah :3
Slightly off but fuck it it evens out if you look at the dates.
https://youtu.be/udUCjJphE-0
you guys excited for final fantasy 8? 7 was awesome so i hope 8 is good too :)
gee i sure do love silent hill
>>29822141
dun dun, daaaaanaaaana nanananana tsss naaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaa nanananana nanana nanananana nana dun dun tsss
1998?
I was busy playing Age Of Empires online ranked on MSN Gaming Zone.
>tfw PC gaming on cable internet a solid decade before most of r9k even had their own computer
With original pleasure, OP.
>>29823530
Not all of us had rich 90s parents mate.
>is born
>>29822796
You haven't played golden eye before, have you newfag?
Dude, Playstation. Genre-Ambiguous hard acid tech trance. Extreeeme
>>29822141
>mom gets candy and pizza for you and friend
>rent golden eye
>edgy cunt uses big-head cheat
>>29822141
FUCK YEAH! BRONCOS WON THE SUPER BOWL!
>>29822141
>mfw I had sexual relations with that woman
>>29822141
Playing as Oddjob FTW.
>>29822141
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oMCy3IZAQE
>my mother screams in agony as I'm pushed out of her vagina
Hey guys I don't want to kill myself!
I hope none of you pieces of shit were seriously fucking born in 1998.
>>29824628
Aww anon happy bday.
>>29822141
1998
I was 13 then, just entering middle school.
Games I was playing on N64:
-Battle Tanx
-Bio F.R.E.A.K.S.
-Body Harvest
-Cruis'n World
-F-Zero X
-Fighter's Destiny
-Flying Dragon
-Gauntlet Legends
-Gex 64: Enter the Gecko
-Glover
-Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
-Mario Party
-Mortal Kombat 4
-Nightmare Creatures
-Pokemon Stadium
-Quest 64 (ugh)
-Rampage World Tour
-Rush 2
-Space Station Silicon Valley (FUCK YEAH)
-Turok 2
PC Games I was playing
-Baldur's Gate
-Descent: Freespace
-Die By the Sword (Best medieval melee out there, rivaled only by Chivalry and Exanima)
-Starcraft: Broodwars
-Half Life
And those are just the games that came out that year.
That's also when I started to browse the internet a lot more, or what internet was accessible.
Easy to grow up on that stuff when you have lots of time unsupervised, because both of your parents are divorced and exhausted from the depression of separation alongside their careers, and raising my older brother who was a special-needs child.
The most important thing I discovered at that age though: masturbation.
All thanks to this site, which has remained on the internet since that time:
http://ironmouse.za.org/dragon/index3.html
I remember crying on my 5th birthday that year because i realised i would never stay young forever, i was a depressed wreck who thought about suicide constantly 10 years later and now i am just a shell of man. What the fuck happened
>>29823530
>tfw had shitty dialup that cost around a dollar a minute to use, had to let parents type stuff in because it took me like 5 minutes to google something
>>29826918
Bullshit. You weren't even able to comprehend anything like that at that age.
>>29825656
>F-Zero X
You're alright man
>>29823347
>>29822489
>>29823099
>>29823530
damn that was a good year
i also remember i could go outside alone and find people to hang out with, and it was absolutely natural for me to do it
>>29826934
is that why i'm so fucked up? maybe my brain matured too quick and i couldnt handle it
>>29826934
>I was a stupid piece of shit raised by a single mom.
>That means everyone must be as dumb as me!!
>>29822141
> be -1
> life pretty cool not existing
>>29826934
I could comprehend getting older at age 5.
Maybe you were just slow anon.
>>29828545
underage b&
origami originale
>>29822141
>be 6 years old
Don't feel like a tranny yet
Playin vidya with my pops
>>29822141
>tfw 7
>tfw everyone bullies me
>>29828599
B8erino you say?
>>29822141
>Be 5
>watch cartoon network all day
>somehow still be a self pitying self professed loser even though I'm 5?
>can literally remember self sabotaging so I had something to complain about
One time a the girls grabbed me and pushed me just inside the girls bathroom and I got upset. Luckily there were two doors so I just sprinted out through the other side. Thinking back they probably waited holding the door for ages like retards lmao. Thanks for the memory friend.
kiss my teacher
>>29828599
Also checked
Orginelle commie
>be 17
>highschool sucks
>hang out with best friend all day
>read porn/vidya/music magazines and smoke cigarettes behind the church
>no gf's, no problem
>good times
A few months later his family would move to another town. Next time I saw him he had a wife and kid.
