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Gay/Bi thread. Typically I give you guys a day to recuperate but I slept in this morning and failed to bump last nights thread so here we go!
Calling all fags, austrailians and anyone else.
Ask me or anyone willing anything, talk about gay stuff and have fun!I don't do any /soc/ stuff but if you like people busting a nut to your penis post away. Also I won't go to /lgbt/ no matter how hard you try.
Waiting for my oil treatment to finish edition.
i just want some dick to suck tonight.
I also feel lonely and want a boyfriend
>>29821191
Started using Grindr. There's plenty of guys on there who are willing to drive hours to meet you for sex but they scare me .... Some guy was like willing to drive 4 hours to meet me after only a few messages and I'm not even that attractive.
Being gay is honestly what it must feel like to be female, not even joking. I'm a bifag though just always kind of looked down on women as people other than my sexual attraction so the boi thing has been a good change for me.
>tfw will never have a boy that loves me above all else
I don't even care about sex. I only want complete loyalty from someone.
I'm only 19 and I have transcended the "tfw no bf" feel
I don't know how but I did
now I only wish I could ride a dildo and/or suck dick all day long
>>29821191
>last night, horny n into cd/trap ect as always
>post m4m cl because why just be bi-curious
>after a half dozen flakes and 8hr later find a guy willing to dress me up a bit
>bareback w/ condom
>get panties and thigh highs out of it
WouldTryAgainSometime/10
all i want to do now is lounge in my pretty new clothes
>tfw will never experience what its like to sleep next to someone and be little spoon
>>29821378
Yeah, that's a littleit's reallyconcerning. A lot of gay men have some real issues. A situation like that could end really badly.
>>29821436
Lucky you ;)
>>29821456
It's pretty great
Pls fuck off to >>>/lgbt/
Are you admin OP? I'm sorry for being mean to you.
>>29821191
Why are gay threads represented by a hot female?
Its almost like op is trying to associate homosexuality with hot girls.
>>29821191
Can you post a dick pic so I have something to wank to tonight?
>>29821529
Didn't you get the memo? Gays have a huge fetish for straight guys and will do anything to bait/shill them into fucking their boipussy
>>29821529
It's also not gay to suck feminine penises so long as they belong to girls.
>>29821529
Wtf do you think? The op is a shill for a government op agency that promotes homosexuality as the norm to decrease birth rates and promote degeneracy. You dont fool me with your subversion tactics.
>>29821529
I do it for a few reasons.
First it is because I am bisexual. I am genuinely attracted to both men and women. I like to have the image be something I like, so I choose doujin screenshots I like.
Homosexuality on 4chan has always been represented by anime girls. Sometimes normal girls and sometimes lewd. I choose lewd.
Also a little bit of >>29821572 and >>29821574
>>29821619
We should probably suck as much dick as possible to show them they haven't fooled us as reverse psychologyl-lewd
>>29821619
>>29821572
I knew there was an agenda going on I just wanted to point it out kek
>>29821642
Sorry I am not buying it and ive been here since 09, feel like this thread stood out to me you are a shill
>>29821666
Oh no! I have been caught! Whatever will I do?
>>29821666
Can I suck you off? Wanna cyber anon, I can pretend to be a girl if you want~
>>29821642
>I am genuinely attracted to both men and women
wuuuut? naw man, naw that's crazy talk, y-you gotta choose one right? i mean you can't just... you can't just... like... be attracted to both that's impossible right? isn't it?isn't it impossible? do you not have to choose? don't you have to make a choice? i don't believe it, naw man, that's dramatic talk, that's just... that's probably not true I mean... jeez louise, that's pretty, pretty strange I mean... I couldn't imagine not choosing between the two, not that I have to choose because I'm not gay I'm only straight but how could you be both? like how is that even remotely possible, isn't that meme? wasn't that invented by Al Gore? how would you even find it in you to be attracted to men but also women, how do you choose who you want to fuck and who you only like as friends, naw man, naw, surely you have to make a choice, isn't that what that is? isn't bisexuality synonymous with confused? how do you even find both attractive, how do you even walk around and not constantly have a boner because both genders are attractive to you, i mean... that's what's happening isn't it? l-like I don't understand that
how do you even
like seriously i don't understand how you even
no one can even the way you do and I want to understand it but not really, but kind of, but not actually, maybe a little bit, i don't know, in a weird way i guess, but not really
>>29822027Anon, lets have sex ;)
>>29822090
My asshole is twitching in anticipation and desire <3
>>29822103
Anon, this is vulgar and not cute at all.
>>29822027
I'm a bi fag but only dates girls because I'm too scared of people thinking I'm a faggot. I wish I could just suck one dick
>>29822027
I have a slight preference to women. I know because when I consider what my "perfect partner" would be I see a woman.
I have had sex with both men and women. I have felt equally satisfied with both. Sexual attraction is a part of my life. I have had friends that I am very sexually attracted to and simply put up with it. My best friend I simply don't find attractive. He isn't really a looker but I don't think I would be anyways. He is as close as someone can be to being a brother.
I couldn't tell if I am damaged or "born this way." I had a healthy home and upbringing. I simply am the way that I am.
Say I watch the Avengers. I see Scarlet Johanssen and I think "She hot, check out that ass. I would love to- check out the biceps on Chris Evans god damn."
>>29822113
>>29822103
>>29822090
wtf that guy was not me
>Anon, let's have sex ;)
oh god please don't say that I can't even
that doesn't register in my brain, i don't even understand how that happens if i tried to understand it I'd probably have a stroke or maybe im having one right now idk at this point i keep asking myself if this is real life but I think it is
>>29822118
same here anon, you're not the only one
Why are all gays degenerates? I do not like gay hookup culture like what he said >>29821378 it makes me feel ashamed to be not totally straight
I think most of the posters on this board are literally gay. I'm sure most have had at least a few women display interest, but they just weren't attracted to them. the sexism and racism here is projection and manhood recovery
>tfw bi but only had relationships with men because I get on with them better
I don't even want a gf that badly I just wanna have sex with a woman to see what it's like.
>>29822245
I'd only do hookups with people I trust and somewhat know but some of these people are into big gay orgies with random strangers. It's scary and gross
Is my dick worthy of being sucked?
t. bi-curious guy
>>29822363
Yes, very anon. That's gorgeous
>>29822363
it looks yummy, I'd have a lot of fun suckling on it and making you edge until it's swollen and aching for release
>>29821666
the agenda is complete, gay marriage is legal. we won.
The nice thing about being robot is that I have a lot of time to work on my ass
Except I'll never have anyone to share it with
>>29822363
Looks pretty good actually, would suck.
>>29822388
>>29822395
>>29822426
Thanks, guys.
Do you have any pics of your asses? I'd love to blow a load into a twink.
>>29822407
I'd love to fuck you m8.
>>29822363
Looking good. Healthy and uncut, my style.
>>29822400
I guess if you put it that way.
>>29822407
You're doing well! Maybe you should try shaving too.
>>29822407
HGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cute boi detected
>>29822407
it looks so soft and cute
i want to grab and run my hands all over it and and make you giggle like a schoolgirl andprobably cuddle
>>29822196
Is anon thinking dirty thoughts?
>>29822433
I'm not really a twink and I don't have any shots of my ass sorry. I have this though
>You will never have a monogamous relationship with a handsome man
I think of suicide every night; It brings me comfort
I wish boys said stuff like that to me :(
>>29822889
I drink to forget but I always remember
>>29822856
I'm just really confused
like I've been reading this thread and it's weird for me
am I bisexual now? did the thread turn me bisexual? can that even happen? is that even conceivable to be turned bi by a thread and a couple pictures of asses and dicks
how do i not shift the weight towards homosexuality
i don't want to abandon my heterosexuality I really don't
what the fuck do i do goddammit i wasn't built for this, or maybe I was i don't know at this point, it's like everything i know is a lie
>>29823067
Don't worry anon, I'm bi too. You don't have to give up da pusi
>it's a normie thread
>it's a phoneposter episode
I've been thinking about hooking up with a guy lately, always had some bi feelings. Flaked out the last couple times but I'm having horrible luck with women and feel like trying some dick. Plus I like putting things in my butt.
>>29823105
but i thought that was a meme? isn't that a meme? how is it even logical to be attracted to both genders? i mean, how does it even work, why would they
eh fuck it
guess I have to fuck twinks now
or maybe I should become the twink I have the body for it but wait I thought bisexuality was a hoax like global warming, im probably going to get raped by a pack of niggers when people find out that i turned gay
>>29823124
>it's a special club post
>it's a try hard post
>>29823189
It's a meme because some people are attention whores that say they're bi, only for people to notice them. Also, stay far away from niggers, and nigger-ridden locations.
>>29823067
I posted the dick pic. Would you let that kind of dick fuck you?
>>29823171
Post pic of ass
>>29823067
It doesn't change what you already like. You just develop new tastes in addiction to those
>>29823189
Show us your body anon. We will review. You don't have to post face
>>29823191
You need to back.
moot made /soc/ for you faggots.
He made /lgbt/ because /soc/ didn't work, and you still have /hm/.
Please leave us alone.
>>29823291
>tfw "addiction"
>>29823331
Please no bully, I haven't slept in like 4 days. I can't remember anything and my language skills are at schizophrenic levels atm
>>29823343
Okay. I realize this isn't the tread for correction, being that we're all degenerates.
>tfw trying to find cute boys in hopes of a bf maybe and if not just relatable friends
>/lgbt/ is too normie and anything that isn't /mtfg/ is super slow
>/cuteboys/ has gone to shit
>/r9k/ is sporadic when it comes to gay threads
>>29822983
I would anon, however I may also lovingly fuck your asshole while doing so. Is that cool with you?
>>29823362
You are the fucking normie.
>>29823369
Sure, I would be perfectly fine with that
>>29823322
We come here because nudes can't be posted on /lgbt/ we also like talking to straight people as they're often very curious instead of just preaching to the choir.
The great thing about 4chan is that you can filter stuff. If you don't like the thread then just act like it doesn't exist. All you are doing by whining is wasting your time. Just ignore the thread.
Doing so will not hurt you.
>>29823377
what makes -you say that
>>29823362
>Finding a bf
>Implying gays have bfs and not fuck buddies
>>29823382
Actually the great thing about 4chan is I come into your thread and tell you to fuck off.
>>29823321
fuck that mang im basically 6' 140 lbs but just enough testosterone to have body hair, i'd never post a pic without shaving first
>>29823291
i'm not looking to get addicted to anything oh god im going to have a oanic attack fuck
>>29823255
it's a good looking dick, mine's uncut as well but a bit thicker
>>29823252
but niggers can smell pheromones from hundreds of miles and they'll come for me and I'll get all my holes resized
i don't want my potential boipussy to be the size of a shower drain
>>29823362
we need to revive /cuteboys/, there were some real qts there before it went to shit
>>29823399
I can you tell you to suck my cock and deal with it.
Quit being a whiny cunt, this isn't your safe space.
>>29823378
Great!
It would be very hard to resist seeing as how you've got such a nice soft looking ass.
>>29823395
>what makes -you say that
Dunno, but I think it's the boatshit.
And the fact faggots are typically sluts, like women, so they are normies.
>>29823411
>I can you tell you to suck my cock
Sorry but you seem like an ugly person I'm not interested.
>>29823403
Oh my god your right. You'll just have to buy a few guns and keep them in your trap panties
Where do you guys think I could find some bottom twinks to fuck?
>you will never have a loving, monogamous relationship with a qt femine guy in the tristate area
It'd be nice to have someone to cuddle and hold and share emotional intimacy with. They told me getting fit would make it easy but it hasn't gotten any easier at all.
>>29823420
:) thanks. I'd love to have your cock in my ass. Dick pic?
>>29823442
Over in normieville, you should know the directions back to where you came from.
>Fap exclusively to getting cream pied by older men
>The thought of kissing a guy makes me want to puke
>Have a gf for 3 years
>Never sexually satisfied but emotionally satisfied
What do?
>>29823428
or maybe boobytrap my hole. I'm always prepared. like when I wrote that first post I was ready to be redpilled on bisexuality, now i can see every equation
>it's a reeee episode
God damnit. The /r9k/ hivemind is so autistic.
>>29823447
where are you
I think I can be that guy
>>29823447
>Tristate area
>>29823449
Here it is, pls no bully
>>29823506
It looks nice, I'd like that inside of me
>>29823252
>Also, stay far away from niggers
I don't think I'm that bad. Hopefully you believe that not all black people are niggers.
which one is better: boils or grills
YOU DECIDE
>>29823522
Thanks, i'd love to put it inside of someone with such a beautiful looking ass.
>>29823426
>try to be tsun and don't get a response
>>29823495
NYC, unfortunately.
>>29823540
Boys obviously.
>>29823540
I'm a secret boil, but with a gril gf. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>29823556
Because everyone thinks you're just another annoying "GET OUT REEEEEE" poster.
>>29823562
Oh, I am in New Jersey. Was going to college in NYC but I failed out.
There are plenty of homos in new york for you
>>29823539
No, I have a lot of black friends. Most of them are cool
>>29821191
>if you like people busting a nut to your penis post away.
M-Mine isn't that good looking, but you can have a pic if you want...
>>29823540
In terms of long term relationships and commitment I find women are better to be with.
I enjoy flings and one night stands with men more.
>>29823562
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT OH GOD THAT IS SPOOPY LAD
why is boil better
>>29823552
Oh stop :)
>>29823574
Maybe that's because I am one?
I do hate the OP, I meant boatposting Anon.
>>29823620
opisaqt has made being a gaybot comfortable again. While their threads are a new thing it's really nice having someone who wants us to be able to be a part of /r9k/.
>>29823597
Is it because men are more likely to cheat? I can only imagine women being better in a theoretical way, like being a yin to your yang. But otherwise a comfy relationship with a qt boil who has the same interests as me sounds pretty nice
>>29823362
Would not mind being friends
What're you into
>>29823687
I called him first you have to fight me
>>29823673
Same here, but I'm a boil
>>29823694
Afraid I'll steal him somehow?
>>29823706
so am I fampai, I'm just wondering if two guys can actually have a monogamous relationship
>>29823673
Having the "mothering" characteristics women bring to relationships is important to me for long term commitments.
Dating a guy just seems like having a really good friend. I already have a male best friend that can't be replaced. Every guy that I "dated"really just twojust seemed like an inferior friend that sticks his penis in me from time to time.
Women seem to want to care for you and nuture you. Men just want fun. It gets tiresome.
>>29823730
I think so, maybe they might
>>29823255
I haven't shaved in a bit and the quality sucks, forgive me.
>>29823740
You sound sweet :3 I hope you find a SO with whom you'll be happy with for a long time
>>29823759
It looks nice, being that it's not shaved. I'd fuck you, but I get fucked.
>>29823612
Why would I stop? An ass like yours deserves endless attention. And legs as lovely as yours need some as well.
>>29823791
=^_^= Well, they are pretty nice
>>29823777
Shaving it all off tomorrow. I have some toys coming in the mail and it doesn't feel right to take it in the ass unless I'm smooth.
>>29823759
hnnng this legs
>>29823849
Cool, what are the toys?
>>29823860
those legs*
fugg I need to lay off the grog
>>29823877
and do something about that addiction too lol
>>29823765
Thanks :)
I really hope so too.
>>29823871
10x6 dildo and a plug set.
>>29823877
I'm flattered. The squats pay off.
Am I weird for not finding men physically attractive at all but having a crush on a boy I talk to online?
>>29823911
Nice, hope you have fun getting fucked
>>29823687
anime (watching jojo and re:zero right now), vidya (rpgs, story-driven stuff like zero escape and overwatch), cute and weeby things
>tfw no qt cosplay bf to go to conventions with where I help carry him or his props if he's exhausted
>tfw no qt weeb bf in this life or the next one
I'm sorry, I recently came back from a con. Should I just end myself already?
>>29823911
How do you work up the courage to play woth your ass? Is there any prep you recommend or any tips for cleaning up down there? Sorry if being annoying, just curious.
>tfw you are not a college qt dating a dominant but affectionate boy
>>29823946
Are you me wtf
>Keeping up with DiU and watching/reading Amaama to Inazuma
>Love RPGs (Persona 3 and Ys Seven are recent favorites) and love story sometimes but a total PvP fag
>Getting back into anime, like looking for stuff other than weekly updates
>>29823995
>tfw no gentle dom to treat you like his little precious treasure
>>29823929
Help
me
faggots
>>29822363
Am I supposed to get a boner while looking at penises?
>>29823965
Poop then use an enema bulb to get out the rest. Shower after.
Working up the courage isn't hard for me, I bought a small plug at first and coated it in lube. Feels a little odd at first but once it slides past your prostate it feels amazing. Start small and work your way up.
>>29823946
You could add me on Battlenet for some Overwatch~
Desu#1820
>>29824052
yep, that is the feel that's killing me
>>29823929
Maybe, online relationships are weird since they're nothing like in person ones. It could just be the ambiguity of talking over the Internet and not face to face.
That being said I had crushes on guys before I realized that I found men attractive so you could just be a full homo
>>29824152
Unlikely, I do find dicks attractive, but not the men attached to them at all, IRL men and gay porn makes me as limp, as limp as if I lost 50% of my blood from being American and getting shot.
Maybe it's just what normies call a platonic feeling.
>>29824060
No, but thnk about it this way: if you saw him in real life, would the attraction carry over? would you do anything with him? if yes, it might be a bit gay.
>tfw straightfag
>tfw start falling for one of your male Skype friends
>tfw he says some really intimate things like I love you and stuff like that
>Mention our relationship one day
>he Wtfs
>turns out he thought this whole fucking thing was an ironic game, and doesn't feel anything for me
>tfw now I'm bi, and my first male love just fucking crushed my heart
Please God, if you really are kind and merciful, smite me now.
>>29824340
get cucked faggot
oregano
>>29824340
wow such cute naive babby
>>29824340
it's what you get for hanging around straighties
>>29824340
>I love you
Gays can't love. Dead giveaway. Pay attention next time
>>29824104
i'll send a request tomorrow, pretty tired also may or may not get around to playing tomorrow since i've been watching sgdq
>"Anon you're so handsome, how come you don't have a girlfriend?"
Why do people ask me this question, is it really that difficult to tell that I'm fucking gay?
>>29824340
It's interesting that he went so far with the joke. I know plently of straight guys who act gay ironically and it never really gets to the point of truly questioning their sexuality.
>>29822693
I'm really afraid of cutting myself and like bleeding to death through my scrotum or something
>>29824819
When I started out shaving my junk I just used an electric clipper for a while. Once I was comfortable enough I used an actual razor. I use a female razor because they have so much plastic and protection from cutting yourself.
And honestly just getting it really close with a clipped is good enough for a lot of people.
>>29824927
Can I see your boi pucci?
>>29823956
What con was it? I was just at a con.
>>29823956
>tfw no qt twink bf to drag along to conventions with me in Toronto
Oy vey.
