>be me
>16 y/o virgin loser
>get gf somehow
>we've been together a month
>she comes over to me house
>we're cuddling and watching netflix
>start making out
>things are getting heavier than ever before
>she takes of her pants
>shitting brix, can't believe this is happening
>then off comes her underwear
>woah woah woah, dick is made of diamonds
>notice she has a big beefy labia
>instantly go limp
>I accidentally throw up on her
>she hits me, calls me a loser and leaves
Why do I fuck everything up robots?
>>29821067
>be 16
enjoy the ban cuckboy
>>29821067
>>be me
>>16 y/o
Fuck off child
>>29821067
>16
Underage b&d
Also,
>Being interested in 3DPDs to begin with
>>29821067
/r/writingprompts is that way --->
>>29821067
>get gf somehow
>we've been together a month
>she comes over to me house
>we're cuddling and watching netflix
>start making out
Don't pretend like you belong here cuz you don't
>>29821067
This post is a list of reasons you shouldn't be on this board
>16
Out
>Have a girlfriend
Out
>Have a girlfriend at sixteen
Out
>Girl kisses you and is sexually interested in you
OUT REEEEEE
>>29821254
Oh,
>having Netflix
>having girls over
Get off our board you shit
>>29821273
You're a delusional idiot if you think that's hard to achieve. I'm an ugly NEET and even I've had several girls come over to watch netflix.
>>29821273
>Not having Netflix for Bojack
>>29821067
was this a joke because you just fucked up even more by admitting you're underage
